[dennis da menaceMember]

my wife and my headache reckon i was naughty last night..:unsure:

[dennis da menaceMember]

yeah, last night the site kept loging me out.

i thought it was cos i was being cheeky

ha ha

[dennis da menaceMember]

quando quando quando quando…….

[dennis da menaceMember]

you drink alcohol with raspberry and you call me a poofta, im a trisexual, i’ll try anything three times…

tuff guys and shearers drink rum rh??…

by tuffguys, do you mean lumberjacks.

im sure youve heard the song mate

i had a kiwi mate who used to be a sheep barber. but he wouldnt shear (share) them with anyone, the tightarse….ha ha

bourbon, its just scotch that got burnt in the making.
rejected by john west and resold to jim beam.
it foams like diesel and gives blokes lots of torque, but little action

and your drinking victorian beer.
i only do that when desperate or provoked.

“bundys good, when ya wanna beat your wife up or shag your cousin”

put your ball gag back in, the tuff guys are gettin randy

“bring out the gimp”

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

hey shane, my dad used to say that to me when he was drunken. it meant i was about to get a backhander
but he would say….

AUDI, VIDE, TACE, SI TU VIS VIVERE.

meaning…

Hear, see, be silent, if you wish to live.

ha ha, theres a flashback from my suppressed memories of childhood…

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

Trailbossco, for once in my life, on this forum anyway, im serious mate.

i’d love to come riding with ya’s

no bull……..old bull

you’s make the dates, i’ll con the dog…. and the wife…..

menace

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geeze, thats just about enough time for me to orgynise a trip up north,

im warning ya’s, im serious fellas.

i could probly tell the wife we’re goin up to my parents house, they live in sandy beach, just north of coffs, (bloody defectors) but then, miraculously, the car would break down in louee with a faulty coil lead, and , shucks , id have to go ridin. it would be gold.
i could leave her at home but whos gonna spoon feed me, dress me and wipe my chin when im dribbling sh*t, let alone drive home after ive crashed and broken more ribs

now ive got a chubby again…

besides TB, id like to meet you before i start hangin some real shit on ya…

respect G

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

and you ride a kato, and youve got a bulldog, and a property…

im jealous, your cool man

if you like i could hook up 240v to your shed, or 415v if youve got it…that’ll stop em. and you get a free fireworks display for the kids….. then you throw the body in the bottom dam and let the yabbies fatten themselves up.

just make sure you turn it off before YOU go in the shed.

at your service,

menace

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KTM01 wrote:

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I started this thread buy saying that I lost two bikes a few years back. This week I come close to loosing more, I have been in Melbourne all week and was speaking to the missus on the phone mid Wednesday afternoon and she was complaining about the dog barking and walked to the back door to see a sh#t bag trying to brake into our bottom shed where the toys are kept, she opened the door and let the dog out that was going nuts and the sh#t bag was off with our bull dog hot on his heels. The missus went for a walk around our property and found my body armour and all bike gear behind our bottom dam, which sh#t bag had taken off the cloths line as I had been riding on the weekend and it had been washed, she was freaked out as she was in the house feeding our new born and someone is wandering around our property, we live on acerage away from towns and are being targeted.
Take all precautions guys it could be your place next.

Cheers KTM01

ktm01….. shame on you …
youve been in sunny melbourne all week and not looked me up. im a bit busted up at the mo but i would have loved to have a beer with another OB. you could have helped me talk the missus into letting me ride sooner than i should…..

sheeesh……

how long you down for champski, maybe its not too late?????

[dennis da menaceMember]

Admin wrote:

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Menace, you have to be in the bullpit if you wish to swear, I will move this thread to the bullpit, funny it maybe but its one of only a couple of rules

sorry admin….

i’ll be a good boy massa

too much product testing for me…..

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Trailboss wrote:

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menace wrote:

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bloody poms, they’ll latch on to any mangy old dog and say hes honorary…

wooof.

moto, do you work at the quicky mart…in redfern perhaps

WTF :blink:

FDH

hey, trailbossco hows ya bin….

ive bin revooing a product…burp.

ive misseded ya, its been no funs shitting the moto on my own.

hondas are still shit mate…. but i luv yas allllllll

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chris72a wrote:

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micknmeld wrote:

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I actually clicked on this thread thinking we would be having a educated conversation about .THE (thanks heaps Kev) PACKAGE. Wasn’t I mistaken..:blink:

I think there has been a fair amount of alcohol consumed by the Old Bulls this evening.

whatsss….whos yous collin drunkennnn , youuu wannnna fighttt maaaaate…

luckkky i dont drinkum the rummmmm, or there’ddd be troubles

:side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side:

but seriosssly, i luuuv yous all matiesssssssssss!!!!

hickup…fucken hickup

myyy nam s menaced…:S

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ECKS-Man wrote:

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Menace, I’ve got 18hp of scanahooooovian husky ride-on might, twin blades, adjustable seat, DRINK HOLDER(!!!)… his afro wouldn’t even make me raise a sweat! (Especially if it is the same afro he had last weekend!):laugh:

if you smoke it up on his head, can you take a picture for me please

[dennis da menaceMember]

reckon you can get through his afro ecksman??????

be nice to him , he might be a nigerian with a huge trust fund.

[dennis da menaceMember]

bloody poms, they’ll latch on to any mangy old dog and say hes honorary…

wooof.

moto, do you work at the quicky mart…in redfern perhaps

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