[dennis da menaceMember]

make him squeal like a pig ECKSman….

deliverance style…

[dennis da menaceMember]

the same one the suns shines from…….mine

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elwood, the band……

we should have a jam online here. im a left handed hack with way too many axes for my needs.

i’ll start mate….

a bitta dylan eh, i like the live chisel version better…

1 and a 2 and a 3 and a….

chords–G D C….

ohhhhh ohhhh oh oh ohhhhh

sammy wipe the shit from my arse,
i cant reach there anymore
its the paper i cant see
wish she was knockin on the dunny dooooooor

yeeaah, knock knock knockin on the dunny door
im laughin hard and my ribs are sore (shhh)

sammy put the kato in the shed
i cant use her anymore ( for a while)
a long black mark is goin down
i wanna do a burnout on the garage floor…yeaah

knock knock knockin from a hondas bore
im laughin hard and my ribs are sore (shhh)

lord Kato take this armour off me
its no use anymore
its gettin dark, too smokey to see
ive blown a tyre on the garage floor

ohhh yeaah………

everyone sing it…

:side: :silly: :laugh:

pissed, youve got no idea….

woo hoo

menace

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circ saw, diamond blade….

awww yeah baby
the power and the bling….

HAHA

jigsaws are only good for foreplay…. especially the big ones with thousands of pieces. i can go all night with one of those.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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na next weekend, if there is any bush left.

the brownie point bank is full but if i smash again shes gonna give them all to a nigerian trust fund she got an email about..

and you blokes reckon im fucked up, ha fooey, ive got nothin on the wench!!!!!

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cordless drill……

now im fully mongrelled

tick tock tick tock….

ahhhh, im finished now

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see, your a whingin pommy foreigner moto.

we all know it

ya may as well be an afgani……….

[dennis da menaceMember]

boobies …

….im gettin a chubby:S :huh: :side:

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me too mate. we are DINKS (dual income, no kids) and we always get bugger all.

its f**cked when you have to do deals with your boss to keep ya from paying tax thru the arse. let alone the medicare levy…

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do you know 7000 words boobie boy.????

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DanD wrote:

Quote:

I wish I was a part of the last handout. But no. My wage was to high (HA). Much better idea to give it to those less fortunates. You know the ones who are too busy to get a job or too smart to actually try at work to better themselves. Bugger me I dont have a government funded plasma screen hanging on the wall to watch Foxtel. Shit I dont even have a plasma or Foxtel. Give it to the deadshits who know how to handle money, handle it straight over the bar or into the pokies. If I had got it, I would of spent it on more purposeful things like doing some work around the yard or something of that nature. But what would I know, I’m just middle class working scum that earns to much to get a handout, but just enough to pay the full wack for everything. God bless the less fortunate ones. F**ken greedy pigs they are suckling from Australias teet. Get your fuc*en head out of the government troff and get a job.

sick em DanD…. grrrrr

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pokies suck mate….

we should have let you NSWalers keep them. all the pensioners used to love having their weekend away up to the pokies in yarrawonga or wodonga. they have f**ked vitorian battlers

but ferals will be ferals…………..

if they are playin pokies, they arent breeding

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thats more than words mate……ha ha ha

[dennis da menaceMember]

ya hand licker……

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“I can’t be patriotic as I’m disowned England as the mother country and am not an Australian citizen”.

thats as foriegn as you need to be tiger.

and they call me a dumb mexican…. sheesh!!!

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