[dennis da menaceMember]

didnt you just finish doin that..

was that really sick in your mouth before …..or jizz

menace’o

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I reckon he’s pissing it up the wall too. Bring back Howard, he had a brain, even if he is an ugly goat faced bastard.

bring back howard …..

now your really pushin it

f**kin foreigners

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im gonna get my suspension set up for my 110kgs.

thats what my ribs are tellin me to do

the worlds gettin f**kter by the minute and im too pissed to care:side: :side: :side: :side: :side: :side:

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Rugby is for gays, just like cricket. ‘Sport’ is anything with an engine :laugh: A field full of guys cuddling and splashing around in the mud isn’t my cup of tea

f**king hell moto…

not 5 minutes ago, i was thinking you were cool..

youve changed man, youve changed.

now take that back before i open a can of mexican whoop arse on ya..

yeah ya can stick your bum sniffin rugby (and AFL for that matter) but not liking cricket.???

pure blasphemy i say!!

you unpatriotic bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:angry: :angry:

the australian cricket team (yes they are shit at the moment) is a, not so finely tuned, machine, therefore an engine.

they’re a bit like a honda engine at the moment, had most of their innards changed and still wont run right. ya know, sluggish and always wanting more power, so it JUST catagorizes as an engine.

“A field full of guys, cuddling and splashing around in the mud”
… sounds like you and ya mates, after pulling your drowned bike out of a bog and finally getting it started:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

and by the way, black tea is good. its full of anti oxidants that keep my skin soft and supple…

…..green tea is gay!! :X

here is a pic of moto and his mates cuddling, cant see any mud though….

if i wasnt such a sport, id de-karma your ass!!

menace’o

[dennis da menaceMember]

thanks moto…that means a lot to me and the voices in my head. 👿

i cant believe that photo bucket has ditched my beach photo..
im gonna re-do it just ta shit them…..

i feel more violated than a ktm rider with a honda rider on his back…

eewwwwww…

menace’ooooowwwww

[dennis da menaceMember]

yeah some bastard is burning all my bush!! (ooh kinky)
let alone all the animals and people who have lost lives, homes, etc.

next the DSE will close all the tracks so burnt trees dont fall on my noggin.

id like to replace the cat in the old cat and the lawnmower trick with the arsonist’s’s’s head…

the f&#ker.

[dennis da menaceMember]

A Honda rider, a KTM rider and a Yamaha rider were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze after a long day’s ride. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them, impounding their bikes in the process. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.

By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said: “It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”

The Yamaha rider was first in line (he had drunk a six pack), so he thought about this for a while and then said: “Please tie a pillow to my back.” This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Yamaha rider had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.

The Honda rider was next up (he almost finished an entire stubby by himself!!), and after watching the scene, said: “All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back.” But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through. The Honda rider had to be carried away bleeding from the arse and crying with pain when the punishment was done.

The KTM rider was the last one up (he had drunk the rest), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said: “You ride a KTM. You support the greatest motorcycle producer in the world. I myself ride a 530 and have many EXC’s in my fleet. For this, you may have two wishes!”

“Thanks, your most Royal highness”, the Ktm rider replies. “In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes!” (KTM rider are tuff)

“Not only are you an honorable and powerful man, you are also very brave” the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face.

“If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?” the Sheik asks.

“Tie the Honda rider to my back.” The KTM rider replied.

[dennis da menaceMember]

One day Joe farted – not unusual for Joe, who was known to be gaseous on occasion. The difference was, it made a loud noise and sounded exactly like a man LOUDLY shouting, “HONDA!!!!” No one was around to hear it, so Joe put the experience up to an overactive imagination. A little surprised, Joe went on with his normal business.
But the next time he had to fart, the same thing happened – “HONDA!!!” This time, he was with his girlfriend. She (being a normal individual) was shocked. “What the hell was that?” she said.
Joe replied, “I don’t know! It happened once before. Didn’t it sound like ‘HONDA!’ to you?”
“Yes! That’s so weird!”
So the next few days, Joe suffered more and more as each time he farted it made a sound like a man shouting “HONDA!!!” at the top of his lungs.
Well, after a few days of this, Joe figured he had better go see a doctor. Of course, the doctor never heard of such a thing and performed test after test – with no solution to the problem. The same happened with the specialist, the next doctor, the herbologist, the man at the health food store, the acupuncturist, the chiropractor, the shaman, the priest, and the exorcist. Finally, Joe went to see a Chinese doctor who said, “Go see the dentist. You have a bad tooth.”
Not really being too interested in seeing the dentist at this point, Joe took his advice out of desperation only. Miraculously, his farts went back to normal after getting an abscess filled (he had a cavity) in one of his molars. Thrilled, Joe went back to the Chinese doctor and said, “Doctor! I’m so happy… my problem went away! But how did you know it was my tooth?”
The doctor replied, “Abscess makes the fart go honda!”
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

some oldies for my mate Trailbossco….

H.O.N.D.A. = Had One, Never Did Again
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad’s Assistance

[dennis da menaceMember]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

lucky im typing and not talking….like derrr!!

if i was yapping, there would be black greenhouse balloons filling my loungeroom…..

arrggghh….help help

menace’o

[dennis da menaceMember]

its rude to give an empty stubby holder to someone isnt it????

anonymous menace.

[dennis da menaceMember]

“this one is goin straight to the pool room”

sorry fellas i havent prepared a speech… but i just wanna say i luv yas all…..sob, sob…

i had to tell my wife i had smoke in my eyes
i couldnt explain my trembling lip though…

awww shucks…

“i hereby pledge to use the old bull stubby holder at any given moment, to only drink alcohol, whether i need it or not, and to spread my slurring word about the old bulls. so help me god.

i’ll pm ya right now Trailbossco….

….id just like to thank my wife, my mum, my 300, the old bulls and the Lord Kato for leading me on this path…..etc.

dont make me go james brown on your asses!!

cheers again

menace da mexican.

[dennis da menaceMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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menace wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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menace wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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I am not say anything here on a public forum, my lovely is part of my every trans action and we are partners in everything we do

TB

ha ha ha !!!
have a look at this guys welcome note

“Tell her you are going riding, Problem? No!

so which one is the real trailboss…..tuff guy or pussy,

what do ya reckon guys..

menace

Menace I am neither tuff guy or pussy, the guys that know Salina know how good I have it How many gals put up 8 blokes at home for a night, make sure they are right and get up at 6 to make sure we are all organised?>

TB

i reckon theres only two of them……my wife and yours….

sniff sniff…

cheer up mr happy,
how come everybody in this joint slags off without a worry or whim, and when i ASK if TB’s a pussy it gets all steamy around here….

im SORRY if ive offended anyone……

but i spose your not a puss in alpine stars after all, just an emotional bloke looking for a shoulder to lean on,

dont lean on me, ive got broken ribs…and feelings too

menace

WTF dumb mexicans! :blink:

I am not having a go at you!

Fuck shes the best my missus and I wouldnt lower myself to wear Alpine Stars :laugh:

Dumb Mexican :silly:

TB

ha ha hee hee wot a pisser….

si pendeco, stop beating up your pinata!!:woohoo:

TB you gave me just the response i was looking for, fanfukentastic :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i reckon though, my missus is way cooler. maybe we could orgynise a mud/jelly wrestling match. that would for sure tell us whos the bestest missus. wot ya think. we just need some volunteers for judging……any takers??

….but mate if you dont wear “the stars” ya may as well be wearing dunlop volleys on your overgrown honda aggy bike with ya bib’n’brace overalls, and ya straw chewing and ya wood wittling…
..thats known as the northerner hillbilly look…. i believe.

i spose ive gotta get used to hanging shit on blokes, from far off lands, that ive never met. im usually such a shy man. 👿

many thanks for the KTM support lads. i only brought the
3hundgy to jump the border fence to escape meh-hico.
then i pondered my thoughts and couldnt think of one good fucken reason to leave….better riding, better food, better unions, better weather, afternoon siesta, lowriders, ponchos, walking fish, jumpimg beans, and fucking salsa, how good is that shit! theres no cockroaches and of course, not forgetting……lots of tequila..

not many hondas either…..maybe we’re not so dumb…

might jump it one day and see what its like up therein ‘new south wales’, fuck i might make it all the way up to ‘new wales’. its just a bit further north isnt it? geez, i hope i can speak the language…

heres some family photos ta show ya what yous are missing out on from south of the border…..:whistle:

the family…

my band….we rock!!!

me at the beach

muchas gracias….adiós señor TrailBoss’co

el amigo (the friend),

menace’o the meh-hican’o :kiss:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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menace wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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I am not say anything here on a public forum, my lovely is part of my every trans action and we are partners in everything we do

TB

ha ha ha !!!
have a look at this guys welcome note

“Tell her you are going riding, Problem? No!

so which one is the real trailboss…..tuff guy or pussy,

what do ya reckon guys..

menace

Menace I am neither tuff guy or pussy, the guys that know Salina know how good I have it How many gals put up 8 blokes at home for a night, make sure they are right and get up at 6 to make sure we are all organised?>

TB

i reckon theres only two of them……my wife and yours….

sniff sniff…

cheer up mr happy,
how come everybody in this joint slags off without a worry or whim, and when i ASK if TB’s a pussy it gets all steamy around here….

im SORRY if ive offended anyone……

but i spose your not a puss in alpine stars after all, just an emotional bloke looking for a shoulder to lean on,

dont lean on me, ive got broken ribs…and feelings too

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

thats wot i reckon moto….

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