dennis da menace

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  • in reply to: Toys I’ve bought with out telling the missus! #119958

    Trailboss wrote:

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    I am not say anything here on a public forum, my lovely is part of my every trans action and we are partners in everything we do ;)

    TB :P

    ha ha ha !!!
    have a look at this guys welcome note

    “Tell her you are going riding, Problem? No!

    so which one is the real trailboss…..tuff guy or pussy,

    what do ya reckon guys..

    menace

    in reply to: Jan / Feb Caption Competition #120230

    “mmmm, i didnt wanna shoot the old girl but she’ll fetch a pretty penny at the glue factory…a’haw a’haw”

    in reply to: Jan / Feb Caption Competition #118570

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    ” im tellin you boy, if you let another honda pass you, im gonna tear you another asshole. now get up princess we got a race to win!!”

    thats what my dad would say…lol.

    menace

    in reply to: Jan / Feb Caption Competition #118835

    micknmeld wrote:

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    A quote from Dennis the Menace’s good book of KATO

    “fear not my brother, dont hide, crouched like the lotus, behind your blue wall of angst, wondering why it wont start. for the lord shall shine to you the great orange light and you will be humbled so, and fall to your knee and embrace the grunt of the orange and scream haleujah….
    Kato 3:16.

    ha ha mick, nicely taken out of context. careful, lord kato may strike you down my little grasshopper.

    menace

    in reply to: Ballards Bike Stand #119183

    i prefer my beer to be infused with a good pain killer, like endone or panediene forte…

    definately not lime…YUK!!!

    ok fairys, take me back to my room now…

    menace

    in reply to: How’s this work?? #118901

    ive seen them do that stuff on OCC. but only on the back wheel. the front looks wicked.

    menace

    in reply to: yarra valley ride, victoria…. #118873

    yeah, dean was takin pics. everytime ant saw the camera he nearly stacked. ha ha. ill keep a look out for them and post them when i find them

    menace

    in reply to: Psychology of an older rider #118823

    well mate im only 37, have nowhere near the experience any of you guys have, let alone the skills. i had one of those days last sunday. (read my post in ride reports). now im nursing 3 mangled ribs and various other sore bits..
    i think it was definately a mental thing for me i was on a new bike, with new people, on new ground. i wasnt trying to show off or anything and i crashed all day.
    it was like a disease eating at me. i even had the horrible thoughts like “i cant do this anymore.what am i doin. im too old. why did i buy this bike. etc.

    that was sunday, its now tuesday night and im already hangin for another ride.

    i guess it all comes down to the love you have for it.

    menace. (if this makes no sense im probably still concussed!!)

    in reply to: some faves #118292

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    “And now, people…..and now, people…
    when I woke up this morning, I heard a disturbing sound.
    I said, when I woke up this morning I heard a disturbing sound.
    What I heard was the ‘4 stroke thumping’ of a thousand lost souls. And I’m talking about the soul of mortal men and women, departed from this life.
    Wait a minute, those lost, anguished souls roamin’ unseen over the earth, seekin’ the divine ‘orange’ light, they’ll not find.
    Because it’s too late… too late yeah, too late for them to ever see again, the ‘orange’ light they once chose not to follow!
    Alright, alright, don’t be lost when the time comes. For the day of the Lord cometh, as a thief in the night.
    Amen.
    DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?”

    – James Brown, as the Reverend Cleophus James,
    “The Blues Brothers”

    hallleuujjjahhhhh.

    in reply to: some faves #118258

    thats EX vor rider thank you very much

    it was a wicked machine.

    it had to go before it needed parts that ya cant get.

    so sorry shane but your on your own scotty!:P :laugh: :P :laugh:

    orange is the lord. amen.

    menace

    in reply to: some faves #118223

    17 years of training, and i still have to bribe her with pink mx gear.

    in reply to: victorian ride….. #118215

    how am i sposed to use a printer when i cant even find a web link????? dont forget, big guys have feelings too!!

    sorry,my printer is rooted at the mo.

    i’ll see if i can get someone to do it for us.
    the more members the merrier.

    cheers

    in reply to: victorian ride….. #118213

    shit, sorry mick.

    i must be trippin out. what was i thinkin.

    it should be a nice ride. i’ll keep you posted

    menace

    in reply to: my new Kato!!!! #118212

    nyuk nyuk nyuk….

    cheers mate. i will hold you to that forever.

    in reply to: my new Kato!!!! #118203

    something like this chris…..

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    and a bit of…
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    note the mexican hat, being a victorianist and all…

    new fangled computers….

    menace

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