[dennis da menaceMember]

BOLLOCKS wrote:

…bikes in the shop…getting a Nitro booster put on it

:woohoo:

are you gonna plumb it into youre helmet Bollywoggy :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

now that would be funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Boony wrote:

I stuffed up on dates,,i`m out:(
but i`m heading up this sunday for a blatt.

Boony

whats wrong mate??

…wrists still too lmp from ADV riding :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

ive just gone through all this crap with my 300.

i had a hyde bashy, (still got it if anyone wants it!) it was great… i thought :pinch:
till i realised i had busted my chamber because every time i stacked it knocked the pipe a little.
with the amount i stack, the pipe was rooted in about 100hrs, with a crack top and bottom near the flange.

Ollie makes a good point about cheap FMF pipes, however there is nothing like a hydeplate or whipps to fit the different shape of aftermarket pipes.
this really limits the protection available to the ‘moose type’ alloy spine type jobbies and such.

i got hold of a FMF gnarly by mistake and was gonna just go with it until i did a bit of research.
i ended up getting a new KTM expansion chamber, at the cheap price of $500 from Sutto’s.
they retail for $749 !!
then i got a Whipps big ugly beast for the OBT price of $360 delivered.
it was a bitch to get sorted initially but is now easy.

and it looks tuff….

when you get past the uglyness of it :laugh: :laugh:

good luck getting anything for your stable of Exotic bikes Mal :cheer:

[dennis da menaceMember]

JA wrote:

Thanks heaps for today was such a good ride too bad Marty had to miss out any way we’ll catch up soon. And don’t worry have worked out how to up load photo to profile

glad you had a good time Johnny…

i was DITCHED by Aido

im a broken man

[dennis da menaceMember]

it still runs slower than Boony rides :huh: 😆

[dennis da menaceMember]

JAK wrote:

I see the Aireys Inlet pub has closed down.

that is bloody devastating

[dennis da menaceMember]

sorry boys, its too late

i have chores to do tomorrow,…..im told 😆 😆

[dennis da menaceMember]

robby gordon is a crazy mo-fo…

[dennis da menaceMember]

well?????

im keen for a Sunday Roast

[dennis da menaceMember]

LC4skin wrote:

LC4skin wrote:

fuck and shit arsehole pricks!!!!!

do I qualify for a thousand posts yet?????

Cant remember writing this shit?

did you leave another puddle where you slept :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

snowy09 wrote:

since when did you have a heart?

you are a harsh man for a Snow-angel :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

im used to the template now aswell and dont mind it.

but its mighty slow.

it IS site specific as everything else is fine.

it may as well be back in the dial-up ages.

my 2c

[dennis da menaceMember]

sounds pretty heartwarming Mick.

i’ll give it a look

[dennis da menaceMember]

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.”

“The first is that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban did.”

Wife increasingly agitated:

“Oh he did, did he???”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Wife: really boiling now and through gritted teeth, “And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Señora…….The gardener did.”

Wife: “So how much do you want?”

[dennis da menaceMember]

Little Fire-fighter

If you don’t laugh at this one, you’re not breathing…..

A fire-fighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed
a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides
and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fire-fighter walked over to take a closer look. ‘That sure is a nice fire truck,’
the fire-fighter said with admiration.

‘Thanks,’ the girl replied.

The fire-fighter looked a little closer and noticed that the girl had tied the wagon to
her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles!

‘Little partner,’ the fire-fighter said, ‘I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig,
but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster. ‘

The little girl replied thoughtfully,

‘You’re probably right…. but then I wouldn’t have a siren.’

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