[dennis da menaceMember]

Last night I was sitting on the couch watching TV when I heard my wife’s lovely voice from the kitchen.

“What would you like for dinner, My Love. . . chicken, beef or lamb?”

I said, “Thank you, I’ll have chicken.”

She replied “You’re having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat.” :woohoo:

[dennis da menaceMember]

I went out last night to one of those hypnotist shows last night.

He hypnotized 7 blokes then dropped the mike on his foot & said “Fuck me”.

What happened next will haunt me forever. :dry:

[dennis da menaceMember]

:laugh:

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons
or prior experience.
She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into
action.. as it gallops along at its steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde
begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but despite her best efforts,

slides down the horse’s flanks.
The horse continues to gallop along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping
rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup.

She is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the ground time and time again.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from

unconsciousness when to her great fortune.. Frank, the Woolworth’s trolley
boy, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

[dennis da menaceMember]

tempting….

[dennis da menaceMember]

Bob wrote:

Righto

I know jack shit as well as f all about this stuff and other stuff

Assumptions

I have to get a license from somewhere>>>>>>>>>>>>where from King Willy Wheatie, he eats his wheat-bix everyday :laugh:

I send my entry form in

Turn up sat morning for Scrutineering………………….which is? usually performed with a latex glove… to prune the dags from your exhaust, and check out your overmilked nipples

Noise test………….stuff my muffler with steel wool and weld a dodgy baffle in to last 5 min or do you reckon it will pass (anyone who has heard my bike) just stay off the Beans for a few days before mate

Riding is for 6 hours or 4 hours if your a guru / day

obviously a timed event so wear your watch Bob :woohoo:

Can u have a pit crew or do you have to fix your own bike at refueling take some fence wire, bandaids and cable ties

wtf is a enviromat? its French for ‘dig a hole and bury it!!’

what can u share with other riders I’m a caring sharing kinda guy(ie pit crew) yes, i am that tight !

do you do 5 hours riding in stages or at once(3.5 hrs if your rocket or MAL)

Thats a start i’ll think off more

Bob

[dennis da menaceMember]

the avatars dont even move for me…..

not even STMs Hippo

maybe im too far south :woohoo: :woohoo:

[dennis da menaceMember]

chris72a wrote:

O.K STM it’s over to you.

I’ll send you the database and you can start from scratch..

dont get your knickers in a knot Chris :kiss:

i do agree with STM, if its slow, its not worth it for poor dirtbikers with slow internet.

it is better with the POVO pack but still too slow and jumpy.

there wasnt a problem before mate and all the other bike forums i frequent are running fine, in fact maybe a little faster since i blew the cobwebs out of the PC yesterday.

its gotta be something with OBT mate.

i know you are working on it and are doing your very best for little or nothing mate.

and Kudo’s to you

please understand we are trying to help Grasshopper

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chris72a wrote:

you may also benefit by doing a bit of housecleaning, delete all temp files, this will purge all old files out, you can run this program to help you do it.

CCLEANER

http://www.ccleaner.com

yes, im up to date with IE Christoss, and yes, i ran CCleaner yesterday and swept my PCD with Avast antivirus and checked the oil and tyres…..and wiped the dead bugs off the windsheild :laugh: :laugh:

and its still slow…..

in fact, i’d go as far as saying its running slower than you ride Scooter :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

( cant even use a bloody emo-con without leaving a space:pinch: ….see!!! )

there is also no ‘prieview button’ when replying or creating threads to see if pics and shit worked out :whistle:

and when you hit the ‘more’ button at the bottom of the “latest posts” bar, it shows latest posts…
not latest ‘threads’ as it used too….

back in the day

i admit, me and the Boonyip are a little retasrded……

but its painful to navigate now.

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it cant be just me thats finding it slow going??

its jumpy and slow to load on my PC.
if i open multiple tabs, to look at multiple pages its is crap. it takes about 2 seconds for the letters to appear when i type:S

sort your shit out Scooter;)

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JAK wrote:

Wished you lived in Vic.

you are too big for that bike JAK 😆 😆

[dennis da menaceMember]

i like the new concept but its bloody slow chris….

my pc is old but OBT runs slower than any other forum i frequent :whistle:

why is it so… oh lord of the geeks:kiss:

and also mate, its red……

its a fact that one in 3 males are red/green colourblind and have troubles distinguishing.

so red is shit for them…..

food for thought.

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go the Captain :woohoo:

you bloody tripper. that cracks me up and makes me want to talk like Skeletor. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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BOLLOCKS wrote:

Quote:

This might be a dumb question but….why do they pull the plants out?…why dont they just nuke em on the spot with round up?.. :blink:

Not really my field of expertise,but i have allways wondered.
Any one know?

Bol :woohoo:

coz it is evidence Bol.

it must be processed and weighed etc.

it cracks me up how the coppers nab plants and weigh them when they are wet then speak some exuberant street value. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

who are they kidding :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

yep good luck…

youre in for one hell of a night :unsure:

[dennis da menaceMember]

my friend has a dog called Rags….

he isnt very smart either :dry:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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