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  • in reply to: Nabiac Museum ADV Ride Weekend 5th/6th Feb 2011 #195512

    Boony wrote:

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    Taller gearing is now done,rear guard storage bag is back on, mirror fitted, engine protection is on, wrists are limpened, goat skin seat cover fitted, testicular holding purse locked, tartan scarf is washed and latt’e finger poised, now i am just waiting for the grip heaters to turn up and then I`m right to go, i should have them by thursday, if not I dont know what i`ll do, I’ll probably jump up and down in a hissy fit and ruin my make-up with my man tears ;)
    Oh yeah and the bacardi breezer holder is packed. :kiss:

    i cant wait to mince with the boys!!!

    im so excited im going to run around under the sprinkler and lift up my tutu for all the goats to see….yipeee :)

    Boony ;)

    in reply to: LC’s Victorian Tour #195514

    LC4skin wrote:

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    Another old bull I met in Vic was a champion named
    bill “I do everything my wife tells me” “I don’t do Taddy shit” “My knees hurt” t.

    Thanks for the tour of Kinglake and driving back on Saturday, good luck with the house moving old man.

    LMFAO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    he is a good bloke though, the old goat ;)

    in reply to: COWPATT CORNER #195482

    BOLLOCKS wrote:

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    that shouldn’t take too long spidey :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    wait till August Bol…

    we rode a hill with your name on it yesterday :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    just like parachute…

    but steeper, looser and with some rock steps thrown in ;) :laugh: :laugh:

    i guarantee carnage :woohoo:

    in reply to: COWPATT CORNER #195471

    LC4skin wrote:

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    I’m back goat rooters

    now get back to post whoring…

    and write a report about how fucking good victorian riding is ;)

    :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: LC’s Victorian Tour #195434

    JAK wrote:

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    dozrr wrote:

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    anymore jak

    Got more of the same stuff thats about all. Didnt get Menaces over the bars moment.

    what over the bars moment :dry:

    :blush:

    in reply to: Off Road Essentials Course #195413

    aido wrote:

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    I might come and do it as well.

    if you do it Aido, i will too ;)

    this old dog needs some new tricks :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Tee-N-Cee Sticker Kit #195427

    thats really cheap Krusty,

    especially since they had to translate it to American and all :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: gelli ride #195388

    good shit Dozrr ;)

    only 14 crashes mate, youre getting better :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    sounds like a wicked ride :laugh:

    in reply to: Tee-N-Cee Sticker Kit #195400

    what did they set you back Krusty?

    in reply to: gelli ride #195340

    that would be great Dozzr, but im already booked :laugh:

    im buzy till the 12 of bloody Feb!

    i need a rest :woohoo:

    in reply to: LC’s Victorian Tour #195334

    nice work JAK ;)

    they are grouse tracks hey :)

    a quick update on Matt’s 2011 LC4DE :laugh: :laugh:

    that was day 1. we found the Peregrine track and Allendyke tk, or what ever its called too on the way back. they were wicked. madcap whoops.
    LC managed to stack and lump his knee up. he is ok. thanks to Dozzr and Nick again for the lead ;) made it an awesome day.

    day 2, we went to Neerim and planned on riding to the Toolshed for a graze. we were just gonna ‘wing it’ :laugh: when we met a bloke in the carpark with a spanking new 350SXF. very cool.
    Dave was the blokes name and he knew his way round. he was riding solo and when we mentioned the pub and he stoked. :laugh: :laugh: good fella too. we did some good tracks, had a great feed. we saw a wanker drop his harley in the carpark :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    it was hot, my head was throbbing and the beer was too good so we ‘flat-tracked it’ back to the cars, packed up and went to another pub for a beer with dave.
    it was all just meant to be.

    day 3, we hit Kinglake with Billt.
    it poured all morning from 4AM till 8.30 when we had to load the bikes…then it stopped dead. :)
    the tracks in the morning were ‘Dog on Lino’ stuff. i saw Bill go over the bars when his front end got lazy. LC managed to run up the arse of me and stack :laugh: :laugh: it was low speed luckily. it was just impossible to stop :laugh: i started to get bored with all the slipping, it was just to dangerous to carry any pace… and all the bridges were still burned out from the fires.
    then bill took us into the single that made my day :woohoo: it was exellent!
    it was like going through a carwash of 7 foot high gum tree saplings :laugh: you could hardy see the track. i was standing through it and it was like my head was a hovercraft over the tops of them. wicked!!!
    LC decided to try some Taddy shit on a rockwall. it was quite amusing :laugh:
    as the day wore on the tracks tacked up nice so we were picking up the pace. LC rutted himself over the bars at one stage and came down pretty hard. i was in the same rutt with no chance off stopping :laugh: :laugh: i thought about using LC’s bike as a jump but the rutts just got worse beyond so i hit the picks and layed her over too :laugh: :laugh: only to land on a bullant nest. that made me get up faster than TB after a tumble :laugh: :laugh:
    another day of cool shenanigans :P

    day 4, part A,
    special test….Melbourne Zoo :laugh:
    Matt, Sammy and I went to see some of Boony southern family :laugh:
    the Zoo during school holidays is definately a special test…of patience :laugh: :laugh:

    Aussie Day, Lay Day :laugh:
    we ate prawns and drank Margeritas all day till we finished 2 bottles and were slaughtered :laugh: :laugh: then we were into the vodka orange slurpys. even sammy was smashed :laugh:
    somebody…? no names (Matt) :laugh: got a little :X :X during the night im told :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    i had to work today and it was bloody hard work. :( man, was i dusty :laugh:

    day 4, part B special test is next saturday. the Rawson 160. its an AMTRA ride that me, matt and bill are heading to.

    might have time to get some photos on that ride :laugh: :laugh:

    it was a massive weekend.

    considering i was on a drip last friday arvo with food poisoning, wondering if i would ride at all :dry: , i think i did well 😆 😆

    LC went to Phillip Island today, he wanted to see the penquins….

    and maybe blow a seal :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Australia day #195238

    drinking, bbqing and listening to the triple J hottest hungy with LC.

    its a lay day on his vicco tour :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Trade #195191

    what about delivery Aido…

    you even have a truck. :laugh: :laugh:

    give me a photo mate, i might snaffle it ;)

    in reply to: hi new old bull #195144

    gooday Dozrr.

    that was Me, Matt (from Wollongong) and JAK (from Geelong) :laugh:

    thanks for a top ride mate, you showed us some wicked tracks.
    we saw you guys in Anglesea and i think we took the same route back through Peregrine track and up past the open cut. F**k it was good fun :)

    Mat and i rode at Neerim on sunday and hooked up with another fella we met in the car park, he showed us some awesome tracks too…another wicked day :woohoo:

    we did Kinglake yesterday and that was grouse too.

    now we both have blisters :laugh: and are rooted :laugh: :laugh:

    keep an eye out on here for rides mate, you and Nick (? im crap with names) are always welcome to ride with us mate.

    thanks again

    menace

    in reply to: LC’s Victorian Tour #195022

    looks like Aido has been thumbed into submission :laugh: :laugh:

    and let us down….again :laugh: :laugh:

    so we’re going to Noojee :woohoo:

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