dennis da menace

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  • in reply to: Coffs Coast Nov 27 & 28th #190455

    F**K you blokes….

    free beer, good blokes, tent cities, chinese smorgasboards and sick riding :(

    put me down for a tentative maybe :)

    if i win Tatts, im there…..

    P.S.- i still hate you’s all :P :P :P :P

    in reply to: Its very quiet #190263

    aido wrote:

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    are trams as comfortable as monorails to sleep on aido? :laugh:

    Lets us know mate. :P

    Very cheeky Mal :laugh: The club we went to was just around the corner from where we were staying so luckily i didnt need to get on public transport :laugh:

    and was the couch there very comfortable ?? :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Coffs Coast Nov 27 & 28th #190245

    i hope you all truely appreciate how much i really hate yous all for doing this ride… (without ME)

    coffs harbour rain is like a hot shower to a mexican :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    HTFU and ride, no matter what :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    you pricks :(

    in reply to: Its very quiet #190225

    work, work, work…

    thats all i seem to be doing lately….

    and drinking :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    although for the last 2 hours of “work” today i drank beer and ate bbq prawns at nearly $100 an hour :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    gotta love that :woohoo:

    in reply to: The Worst Weekend. #190036

    nice work JAK.

    how hard is Drew going?? he is hammering it. :)

    in reply to: Top End #190005

    arent they renowned for sh!tting cam chain tensioners??

    id go with a solid disc too hatto, better wear rate and a little more feel in the pedal i reckon…..or solid with pretty holes :laugh:

    in reply to: Melbourne Cup 2010 #189959

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    cruel?…pigs arse…the horses love it.You can see it in their eyes when they go out on the track…they get pumped..like me when i kit up under the pines at Nundle :woohoo:

    next time you stack and bust a leg, i’ll have you put down then mate????

    you are no good if you cant ride are you….

    but that would be cruel wouldnt it? :dry:

    in reply to: Melbourne Cup 2010 #189952

    they says its a given anyway Bols :laugh: :laugh:

    f**king ban it i say, its cruel…. :angry:

    and let us race there like flat track :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Jokes #189951

    Four Tamworth guys have been going to the same deer camp up north for many years.

    Two days before the group is to leave, Ron’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.

    Ron’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.

    Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

    “Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?”

    “Well, I’ve been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess who?'”

    I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
    She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and do whatever I wanted to.

    So, Here I am.

    in reply to: The Worst Weekend. #189948

    thanks for all the well wishes dudes.

    they mean a lot coming from mates :)

    im kind of OK now. Sammy is a dribbling mess still :( but she is getting there.

    its just the little things like expecting him to be at the door when i get home or under my feet while im cooking dinner,

    that sh!t hurts :(

    as for the riding….

    it could have been anything i have already blamed, it could well be one of the bullsh!t, figjam reasons that TB has given :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    na, it was just a bad day. :laugh: :laugh:

    maybe i was supposed to stack :dry: to make the family trifecta :S

    and Lord Kato kept me upright against all odds….

    so praise the Lord boys :laugh: :laugh:

    either way, i was smashing tracks saturday ;) back in the zone i was :) .

    in reply to: The Boony Cells tour. #189936

    Aaron wrote:

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    A tip to all people who could ever in the future go on a ride with these guys. Don’t go to bed first as someone could put bread all over your swag so the possums climb on you while you sleep. :angry: Thanks guys you are soo funny..

    that is pure platinum, better than gold :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    i will use that in the future ;)

    in reply to: Where shall we take the Boss?? #189816

    Trailboss wrote:

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    ummmmmm :huh:

    So I arrived at Menace’s this arvo, found Menace in his towel :ohmy: KTM still dirty :P , watched Menace get slaughtered :laugh: ate Mexican, watched an adventure bike DVD and had Menace explain 100 times thats the same as where we are going tomorrow :) watched Menace wobble :laugh: and play his new FMF expansion chamber like a trumpet a couple of time and get drunk at the same time :laugh: Listen to him whinge 1,000,000 times about his sore fingers and toes :laugh: Its been a great night, am getting pumped for tomorrow :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

    TB

    i dont know what your talking about :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: For the XR650 riders #189636

    Teknik wrote:

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    Barefoot??!! You can start them with your hand. I used to do it to customers to freak em out after i put the HRC kit in. 11.5:1 piston no problem. Someone bring a big red pig over and we’ll get a video on youtube. Barefoot..pfft.

    The problem is of course, hot starting. The heat soak gets to the bowl and the fuel starts boiling and running into the inlet port….Still, makes you more determined not to stall them.

    sorry Nick, the problem is of course……

    its a honda :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Happy Birthday Twobanger #189656

    go the banger!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    happy birthday mate ;)

    in reply to: She`s Dead #189659

    :laugh: :laugh: watch him Polly, hes shifty as :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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