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  • in reply to: Happy Birthday Puddles #189134

    happy birthday Pudley.

    you closet KTM lover, your 45, its time to come out and be proud :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: The Boony Cells tour. #189145

    it looks like mighty good fun dudes.

    wish i was there.

    you all sux :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    next year ;)

    in reply to: Where shall we take the Boss?? #188993

    id love to take you goat tracking
    in the bestest goatiest singles you have ever seen mate…

    but its not for everyone :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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    As 4 boiling my bike doesn’t happen anymore Mick and it’s only a problem when stop starting with a big group

    lets see who is coming first hey ;)

    in reply to: JAK is Special..today only. #188985

    happy birthday you monster sized unit :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    some Acca Dacca for your bogan ears :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    The JAK….. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Inside he’s a Queen
    But he’s the size of a King
    Always wheelin’ and dealin’
    And playing with his ………thing

    We rode up to a mountain
    JAK decided to try
    His DRZ was wild
    But this hill was high

    But how was I to know
    That he had been there before
    Said he could conquer any obsticle
    Even a vertical wall

    A Batman garter on his left leg
    Matching utility belt on his waist
    He’d have a way to prove me wrong
    If he rode it right

    He is the JAK, he is the JAK
    He is the JAK, he is the JAK
    He is the JAK, he is the JAK
    He’s got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
    He’s is the JAK

    Gob70 was his name
    Pushing things was his nature
    He’s had such a tormented life
    Coz he is JAKs little brother

    Gob pushed him fast
    Gob pushed him hard
    JAK just gulped and closed his eyes
    And made it up at last!

    But how was I to know that
    Gob had been brainwashed before
    ”JAK told me he would beat me”
    If I told our Mum
    ”He burnt my StarWars figurines”
    ”And wanted to hug all my mates”
    Gob has been trained to push the big prick
    Until he breaks his back

    He is the JAK, he is the JAK
    He is the JAK, he is the JAK
    He is the JAK, he is the JAK
    He’s got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
    He’s is the JAK

    He is the JAK, He is th JAK
    Ooh, It was a bad deal, (JAK)
    Think Gob is getting (JAK), hey
    He is the (JAK), probably got the (JAK)
    He is the (JAK), ooh can’t you tell
    He is the JAK JAK JAK JAK JAK JAK JAK
    (just like the Stig, but much slower)
    The JAK!!!!!!

    Aaaaaah!

    Oooooh!

    (Thank you, thank you, thank you people, thank you, thank you
    I’m glad you like the show, yes, thank you very much folks.
    Goodnight and God bless, now Gob, push me home!)

    happy birthday :P

    in reply to: Where shall we take the Boss?? #188977

    a wise old bushman (billt) :laugh:

    ……reminded me today that it is Melbourne Cup Weekend that weekend.

    therefore the ride will be down Glenmaggie/Walhalla way, as i have to go to the caravan park to pay my fees. :blush: :)

    and dont worry there wont be any XR/KTM boiling goat tracks :laugh: :laugh:

    bugger that :laugh:

    if any of yous wanna stay friday or saturday night at the caravan park, let me know.

    full day saturday, lunch will either be at a pub or Sammy will meet us with a banquet :laugh:

    so now its official, who is in???

    in reply to: Condo to Cameron 2010 ride report #188986

    even when the mother of nature takes the reigns and turns the best laid plans to shit…. :angry:

    the true old bull spirit.

    still shines through the rain :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    the laughs and the tears

    cant wait for the movie to come out ;)

    epic stuff dudes :)

    adapt and overcome :)

    in reply to: Where shall we take the Boss?? #188953

    LC4skin wrote:

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    Take him out the back and beat him with a hose

    old phone books maybe?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    put the phone book against his head and hit it with a hammer

    i reckon i could almost talk him into that after a bottle of ‘white bear’ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Where shall we take the Boss?? #188951

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    :laugh: aido wrote:

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    It is with a sad and very heavy heart that i would like to inform my fellow vic bulls that i will be unavailable to join them on this ride. :( :( :(

    Menace grab Aido’s WR for me mate ;) :laugh:

    TB

    pick it up on your way through, you will drive right past his house ;)

    Fly down with a back pack full of stuff, walk around the corner from the airport to Darryls house, jump on the WR and away you go.

    he will probably have to move the cortina, then the torana, then the boat and his pretty trailer first to get the WR out :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    you cant miss Darryl’s house TB, look for the big gold gates :P :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Where shall we take the Boss?? #188949

    LC4skin wrote:

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    Take him out the back and beat him with a hose

    old phone books maybe?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Where shall we take the Boss?? #188946

    JAK wrote:

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    Walhalla sounds the go. ;) Driven up there a few times but never on a bike.

    there is heaps of gnarly shit around there, ive only ridden the west side.
    south towards erica/rawson there is heaps of singles i hear ;)

    we’ll sort somefin out ;)

    in reply to: Where shall we take the Boss?? #188944

    Trailboss wrote:

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    It is with a sad and very heavy heart that i would like to inform my fellow vic bulls that i will be unavailable to join them on this ride. :( :( :(

    Menace grab Aido’s WR for me mate ;) :laugh:

    TB

    pick it up on your way through, you will drive right past his house ;)

    in reply to: Where shall we take the Boss?? #188907

    billt wrote:

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    What about me????…..Let me know when and where!!!…..My 2 bobs worth – either Paddy’s or Glenmaggie, but the toolshed does sound good.

    im thinking……

    tool shed to noojee/tanjil/bawbaw :)

    or an epic walhalla/erica exploration mission ;)

    it will be a full on day, either way. :woohoo:

    cant let the big fella down :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Where shall we take the Boss?? #188919

    aido wrote:

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    It is with a sad and very heavy heart that i would like to inform my fellow vic bulls that i will be unavailable to join them on this ride. :( :( :(

    WTF???

    youre softer than i thought :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Condo to Cameron 2010 ride report #188940

    what……Victoria???

    should i put the kettle on? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Condo to Cameron 2010 ride report #188806

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    Bloody Pommies!

    Sounds like nothing more than a little splinter. :laugh:

    STM

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    and i hope for all of us that TB hasnt bruised another thigh :laugh: :P

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