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  • in reply to: viscious rumour….. #188382

    menace wrote:

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    Trailboss wrote:

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    OK for the record now I am cornered :laugh: I rolled down the three back stairs from the back deck onto the wet moss covered pavers, letting the clutch out in 1st gearoh, the new TB improved power was overwhelming and turning left to miss the cloths line, when the front wheel with a new bridgestone washed out.shit bridgestones End result I dropped the bike and stepped over it :laugh: :laugh:

    Hardly shattering but yes a drop :P

    All the facts are there Mick nothing left out about that drop ;)

    TB

    and what was your second trick then :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    sorry but you missed this question while you were in damage control :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    please explain :P

    in reply to: The ride that was Wombat #188383

    gob70 wrote:

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    When we got back to the cars aido asked me if i stopped and helped try and push the pajero up the hill. :)

    My reply was “nah mate, there was no one in the car” then the penny dropped. :dry:

    “your taking the piss, are’nt you”, nothing but a grin from him :P

    GOLD :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: viscious rumour….. #188379

    Trailboss wrote:

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    OK for the record now I am cornered :laugh: I rolled down the three back stairs from the back deck onto the wet moss covered pavers, letting the clutch out in 1st gearoh, the new TB improved power was overwhelming and turning left to miss the cloths line, when the front wheel with a new bridgestone washed out.shit bridgestones End result I dropped the bike and stepped over it :laugh: :laugh:

    Hardly shattering but yes a drop :P

    All the facts are there Mick nothing left out about that drop ;)

    TB

    and what was your second trick then :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: viscious rumour….. #188373

    anyway, back to Greg…

    its all about Greg :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    no that it seems the cat has let himself out of the bag
    …..and off the deck :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    come on mate, admit it, what really happened :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    all he said to me mick was he was amazed at the power of the DR650 and how much of a good dual sporter they are.

    then i started laughing…

    then he said he stacked it jumping off the deck.

    and i started choking…between laughs and gasps for an honest breath :laugh:

    so i didnt hear the second one

    maybe he should have let Cody (the dog)jump it off there, he usually lands them :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    and yes, look at him already trying to pass the buck…..

    shame on you TB :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    come on, this is all about you, its like a dream come true…

    roll with it baby :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: The ride that was Wombat #188364

    my day started by going to bed at 1.30am…

    f**ken daylight savings :laugh:

    then getting up tooo early, i was a little under the weather.

    i was running late and only 2/3 of the way there when Aido rang me, i told him i was still in bed…. “ya f**ken WHAT“, he said :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    he told me he was throwing rocks at Tims window trying to wake him, all romeo and juliet like :laugh: :laugh:

    i met them at the servo, Aido was telling me how Tim and his mongrel finally got up and greeted him at the front door, thinking he was from Foxtel :dry: :huh: :ohmy: :blink: :S :side: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    WTF :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    we hit wombat, i was feeling heaps better after seeing the state of Tim…..
    and some macca’s brekky :laugh: :laugh:

    the tracks were sweet, a little bit of dust but lots of puddles and heaps of big bog holes. ;)
    i started off a little scratchy, thinking my tyres were too hard :blush: but it was just my hangover…. man it felt skatey :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    it was all good till we hit the “new tracks” :laugh: :laugh:
    the first gnarly hill claimed me from lack of momentum and slipping back on the seat :laugh:
    tim gave it a go and buggered it up too.
    i nearly flipped it coming back out :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: and Tim detoured through the bush :laugh:

    another group of riders that we had previously met rolled up and only one or two of those blokes gave it a crack before going around…

    we did the same :laugh:

    we took on some more (i reckon they were sweet) singles and came across a wicked ST uphill, it was a little lumpy, with a few steps for the first 10 or so metres but then smoothed out to the best track of the day (IMHO)
    smurf was already wounded by this stage and was a little reserved on trying it.
    we decided to take, what we thought was the easy way :S

    as the photos show, it was a slippery, log ridden, off camber, well rooted and rutty track that boiled bikes and blokes :laugh: :laugh:

    after a while it settled out and turned into a great track.
    at the endiof it, we decided to take the easy route to the pub. :laugh: :laugh:

    lunch was good with a feast of roast pork :) and a black aspirin (johnny and coke) :laugh:

    we took the standard route back to the cars pretty much.

    thewhole day was just a sniggering of roosts and splashes.
    noone was immune.

    tim hammered me with probably the best roosting i have EVER copped :laugh: :laugh:
    i was trapped in a rut, i just threw the bike over, raised my arms in disgust and walked off :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    it was a beauty :laugh:
    all i could hear was Aido cackling his head off behind me :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    10 points Tim ;)

    he did get his just deserves though, with a few splashings and some roost. he was so sick, every chance he could, he would lay down for a rest…next to a puddle :laugh: :laugh:
    you can guess the rest.

    i gave GOB70 a good roosting :laugh: which made him hit the turbo button :laugh: :laugh: next thing i know he was in front returning the favour. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Aido managed to dismount into some mud while i was behind him ;)
    i could see in his eye he was gonna pick up the bike, start it and roost me so i used his dirty blue beast as a wedge and lofted out of the rutt, he had it leaned at just the right angle :laugh: :laugh:
    i popped back in in front of him and said, “hey Aido”… “what”….. WHHHAAAAAAAAA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    hey i did warn ya :laugh: :laugh:

    Awwwe,

    how much fun was it. the whole day was fantastic :)

    im not really sore and i was standing for 75% of the ride. my back feels strong as! i was going pretty hard in the arvo and only had one freaky moment. i had a rock roll under my front on a corner, while i was standing up..im not sure how i stayed on :laugh: :laugh:
    Gob was my witness :laugh: :laugh:
    he said it looked impressive :huh:

    i shit :laugh: :laugh:

    it was just awesome….

    lets do it again this weekend*….

    (*=work pending) :laugh:

    ps- Billt is a jealous bitch and hates us all now :laugh: :laugh: everyone should send him a PM and tell him how good it was :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    awesome!!!

    in reply to: The ride that was Wombat #188351

    JAK wrote:

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    smurf19 wrote:

    The mongrel crossing and rut climb out
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    Good to see everyone pitching in to help. Some more than others.

    excuse me Mr Daisy!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    i bounced and dragged my bike up on my own!!

    then the next three…

    then had a smoke… (as there was no way i was dragging a honda) :laugh: :laugh:

    then dragged YOUR bloody battle tank of a bike up, while you did the walk of shame with you bottom lip trembling :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    smartarse :P :laugh: :laugh:

    and hey…. the fat bloke on the 2 stroke made it up there. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    it was ugly and i arsed it but i made it, just :woohoo:

    hey, it looks like im giving the finger to the dirty XR in the pic :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: viscious rumour….. #188350

    but this isnt about poor Mick TB, its about you falling off a DR…..

    twice :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    were you even wearing a helmet (given that you were in the backyard) :P

    come on, fess up…

    we wont laugh

    much :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: viscious rumour….. #188340

    Trailboss wrote:

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    Well sweet rumour Menace. I can say it wasnt me cause I havent ridden any motorbike today ridden nothing today ;)

    TB

    i never said it was you, dont be so paranoid :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    but i swear that YOU told me that YOU stacked it today…?

    oh well, i must have got the late mail :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    so, what, it was yesterday or the day before :P

    in reply to: Moderator / Admin changes #188331

    suffa Scotty :laugh:

    welcome to the grind :laugh: :laugh:

    its not that bad but the pay is lousy :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    and the conditions attrocious :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    welcome again mate ;)

    in reply to: HAPPY BIRTHDAY EAGLE #188318

    Steve Miller Fly Like An Eagle Lyrics

    Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’
    Into the future
    Eagle keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’
    Into the boghole

    I want to fly like an eagle
    On the 250
    Fly like an eagle
    Let the sweep rider carry me
    I want to fly like an eagle
    For a pot of tea
    Oh, Lord, where the easy way!

    Feed the Old Bulls
    Who don’t have enough to eat
    Your barby skills
    cook food up a treat
    And all the Old Bulls
    With a smile you always greet
    Oh, oh, Old Bull of the Year!

    I want to swear like an eagle
    So loud and free
    And ride like the eagle
    Let my commuter carry me
    And Drive like the Eagle
    In my Land Cruisey
    Oh, oh, The silly grey nomad!

    Your age keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’
    Into the future….

    Happy Birthday Birdman :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    43 hey?….

    how old is that in Eagle years
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: KTM 400 4T V 300 2T #188288

    Diddel wrote:

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    I’ve only rode a 300 for about half an hour and 250 for 23 or so.
    If he’s not obese I doubt he’d be bothered by 250 having less torque + 400$ to buy a bash plate and rad guards :woohoo:.

    i take it you are NOT refering to me in the above post Diddel :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    cheeky sh!t :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: KTM 400 4T V 300 2T #188286

    go the 300 for sure.

    ive rideen mine at coffs and it loved it. its nimble and torquey through the ST and has wicked power at the twist of a throttle for the open stuff, like the beach hey STM :laugh: :laugh:

    ive just been out today with the southern chapter. we did a particularly hard single. it just about killed Smurf :laugh: :laugh: and we hit a spot with an uphill rutt out of a creek, with roots everywhere. i managed to bounce the 300 through with a few curses :laugh: :laugh: . we had to drag all the 4 strokes up…man are they heavy suckers.

    like bruce said, the best all rounder there is. ;)

    in reply to: EOI Wombat 3/10 #188253

    my mate Wilko is out, he is crook.

    choppa is still a maybe…

    or im coming solo ;)

    in reply to: EOI Wombat 3/10 #188240

    Trailboss wrote:

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    You leading Aido?

    TB

    it looks like there will be a few leaders :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: EOI Wombat 3/10 #188234

    aido wrote:

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    menace wrote:

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    have you spoken to rideorberidden?

    no mate i have had no contact from him.did you mean arewethereyet?

    yes. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    its too early :laugh:

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