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that ‘peace wheelie’ photo is a pearler micko
“hamming it up”, now that is old school :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
good work
BOLLOCKS wrote:
Quote:product of evil
thats the good stuff Bol. we were on the weak 95% mix :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
friday cont…
road trippin’
“Errr, at the end of the f**king road, Err, turn left”, droned Ozzy Ozbournes voice through the sat nav and with a laugh we were off.
i love road trippin, especially with some like minded humour.
me and Mal spent the next 4 1/2 hours cracking up :laugh: :laugh:
having sing alongs, dodging the dozen or so ninja turtles we saw crossing the road and pondering whether or not Ozzy was taking us the right way :laugh:
we did a driver swap at lunch, i cant remember where. it was great to sit back and take in the scenery.
Bloody Ozzy took us on a short cut up some dirt road. all we could do was laugh as we dodged cattle and shit.
when he tried to take us the back way into nundle via a river crossing :laugh: :laugh: we over ruled Ozzy and went back to the good old fasioned way….reading signs :laugh: :laugh:we found our way to the caravan park, only to be greeted by boonys ugly mug :laugh: :laugh: and blinded by the bald eagles head :laugh: :laugh:
the shenanigans started straight away with the banter rife, i was introduced to the tamworthians and Dude and with the chink of a beer we were all life long OBT buddys
Jeffro wandered in with some beers too. it was good to the the old diamond 
PEP, the cycletune express parts delivery driver arrived with a new rear tyre for boon, only to realise he had left his rear brake pads at home :blush: and took off again on another mission. it should also be noted that while towing his caravan to nundle the door flew off somwhere en route. “it’ll be right, the heater works good” says PEP :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
im still waiting for the news report..”cow sliced in half near Tamworth by flying UFO debris” :laugh: :laugh:boony provided us all a good belly laugh as he sweated and swore for a while before we showed him the easy way to change it :laugh: :laugh:
mumble mumble mumble
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:we all got ready for the pub and meandered down there for a feed. there had been a funeral in town that day and the pub was packed. it is a great pub and a good feed.
Bollocks with his best Blue Steel look….it wouldnt last long :laugh: :laugh:
Eagle, ringing the wife to complain about his steak being small. they must have known you eat like a bird :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Mal, looking as out of focus as the picture is :laugh: :laugh:
Snowy (rugby virtuoso) and Pete (or Gappy but pre gap)…look at those choppers, they were made to eat rocks :laugh:
PEP, ready to rave :laugh: :laugh:i chewed down a tooheys :X and started on the schooners of double JW and coke :dry: $12 bucks a pop!!!
expensive but tasty :laugh: :laugh:
they wouldnt sell me it in jugs….bastards :laugh: :laugh:we headed back to the camp to light the ring of knowledge and get serious. :laugh:
i had a secret weapon with me, some polish spirit. nobody wanted to know it at first but soon enough there were capfuls being downed. :laugh: :laugh:
1 shot of this stuff is about 3 shots of whiskey, so a capful is about 1 shot.
it isnt to be consumed within 6 foot of a fire :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
its evil shit 👿 :laugh: :laugh:
not so Blue Steel Bollocks :laugh: :laugh:big dog must have come on the telly as Bolls hit the wall and wanted to go to bed, this wasnt in the equasion so i kept feeding him the bottle of 50/50 bundy mix he had been dribbling into. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
then he bolted like a branded brumby :laugh: :laugh:
i gave chase and watched him lose it and face plant the road :pinch:
man, it had to hurt.
i could hear him whimpering so i knew he was alright. i remembered what boony had tought me earlier and tried to lift his wallet. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:i scraped him up of the road, congratulated him on the first stack for the weekend and carried the barny rubble lookalike up to nurse eagle. he had a bit of carpet burn on his knees and elbows but im not sure if that was from the stack or something else :huh: :dry: :blink:
his hand looked nasty, boony showed some rare kindness and offered a hand shake..
feel the love :laugh:maybe he saw this sign near the toilet and freaked out :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
the Dude and Bollocks were at the point of talking Braille…i probably was too but i could still understand myself. those 2 were like a couple of japanese babies :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
i dunno what time me and mal staggered to the cabin. i remember eagle and his potty mouth delivering all kinds of idle threats involving thrashing talons.
me and Mal cracking up and singing the Skyhooks’ Eagle is not a dirty word, which brought eagle out in a flurry :laugh: :laugh:
he looks like Inspector Clueso when he is pissed..and well, pissed :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
we were all like kids at school camp :laugh: :laugh:geez it was a funny night. i could have gone home in the morning and still been happy
well my PC is still giving me grief and is as slow as still. im having trouble with videos and pics so ill have to do them later.
thursday.
after a restless 4 hours sleep i trundled off to the far northern lands. the further i got north, the bigger the rivers got. most paddocks were water and all i wanted to do was rip the bike off and hit them at speed, just for fun :laugh:
it was the greenest ive seen it in years.i get past Albury and turn off at Ettamogah onto the ‘olympic highway’. :ohmy: :huh:
that road is a bloody joke :laugh: :laugh:
rough as guts all the way to bathurst :side:
i needed a kidney belt :laugh: :laugh:
and f**king trucks :angry: some of them are a little nutty to say the least :laugh:it poured rain all the way up to bathurst. i stopped into the track and did a couple of laps. its steeper than it looks on the telly and going over the top of the mountain is definately an eye opener, especially in a laden Prado towing a bike :laugh: :laugh: the ABS started jerking into the Esses, giving me a moments pucker :laugh: :laugh: it was sick fun!
i can tick that off the bucket list nowi found my way to Mals place, high in the clouds.
we grabbed some drinks and headed to the shed for some KTM bonding :laugh:
Mal whipped a new set of S12s on for me, while i bumbled around putting my new triple clamp and damper on…twice :laugh: (note, dont forget to put the collar over the headset or the damper wont work :blush: )
it was all good, the fire was warm and the rain was horizontal. Mals shed is wicked. i want one just to live in :laugh:
Mal whipped up some noodle stir fry action. it was awesome.
You have done well Donna,he is so domesticated :laugh:
i dunno what time i crashed but it was a looong day and i slept like a log.friday.
i was excited from the moment i woke up. it was gonna be a massive day
after brekky, we geared up for a bit of a run around the paddock… sorry, the A4DE special test paddock.
i followed Mal around trying to stay out of band for the first lap, pretty hard to do in 3 inches of sloppy mud and cow shit :laugh: but the 300 chugged along and tractored around, bedding its new bangles in nicely.
lap 2 was a different story :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
lap 3 was roost city :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
we passed a brand new calf, fresh out of the box and still shiny :laugh:
i thought it was so cool. mum was being a little protective and i nearly stacked right next to her :dry: cows freak me out…
damn city slickers :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Medogrocket had threatened to turn up if the weather held up but it didnt and we were soon drowned :laugh: so we headed back, pulling wheelies up the rolling hills back to the shed…awesome!
Mal gave the bikes a hose so they looked all pretty for the jealous eyes of the Boony :laugh: :laugh:
Medogrocket turned up in the cosyness of his car and said gooday. we both had a yack and hung some shit on Mal :laugh: before we had to pack up and head off.
it was good to meet you Timwe loaded up and hit the road to nundle……
rocket,
get a dog up ya :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
and Happy Birthday
i thought you would have gone fishin
for ya big day :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
put it away, you’ll go blind :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
a reply in 38 seconds :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
thats a record
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:was that your first bike TB?? :woohoo:
this is the shittest KTM i have ever seen….
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: tell me it isnt :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:woohoo:
im still trashed Eags :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
and my PC is about to get binned :angry: :angry:
im trying to write my report
i made it home just…well at 3.30 anyway
im crook as though, a dodgy pie maybe?? :X
man, have i got some stories to tell tomorrow :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2 words, f**king awesome :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
goodnight dudes……
sweet…
BOLLOCKS wrote:
Quote:aido wrote:Quote:Mal look after our supreme leader for us and send him home in one piece
Which piece would you like aido?
Bol :woohoo:
just the heart, its the biggest bit :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
i have infiltrated your pitiful state 👿
…with its bullshitty relentless precipitation, high fuel prices and shit beer :laugh: :laugh:
no wonder they hold the Mardi Gras here
the quality of your roads suck bat. i needed a kidney belt in the car today :laugh: :laugh:
the amazing Mal just fitted my dead sexy new S12’s, while i dicked around with my damper and triple clamp….which is sexy too.
we will be ripping up the excusive A4DE special test/run in track in the morning and then rolling off to nundle about 10am.
get ready to party suckers :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
