[dennis da menaceMember]

yesterday i was on drugs, today it just plain hurts :laugh: :laugh: ouch

they just have to heal up. nothing can be done. take drugs, keep warm,

shivering is out of the question :laugh:

and no mal, cant really move much today, sam had to dress me*. i cant even lift the kettle if its full :laugh:

*…..means shutup boony :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

me and another guy were screwing lid onto a big cable traythat was hanging from a roof. i had already said it looked overloaded as the tray was all bent. Anyway we got the first 2 covers on when we saw a mounting screw pop out. by the time i could say f**k-sh!t-fuck, it dropped onto us and dragging the whole 30 metres of it down like one big domino. I ducked and it hit me in the back between my shoulderblades and the cracking, popping sound happened, then it crushed the ladder and threw me down like a ragdoll onto my left heel.

The apprentice managed to jump clear, the little ninja but was a blithering mess, as was i :S

Not much fun at all.

Whoever put it up had hung it every 2 metres with with pissy little screws straight into cement sheeting. What an idiot I reckin it weighed about 60kg a metre. :angry:

guess i was lucky as it could have been lots worse…

it was in a school too in a walkway between buildings and kids have been walking under it for weeks!! it coulda killed heaps of them….

but of course im still coming to the kenda, it has put the airforce off as they will want it healed for a min of 12 months now.

so…..IM ON THE PISS :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

it’ll be me and bubba smashing up eildon :laugh: :laugh:

listening to floyd and hendrix :laugh: :laugh:

i wouldnt miss it for the world

[dennis da menaceMember]

well menace, being the stupid menace he is has managed to fracture 4 vertebrae in his back, T2 to T5 to be precise, while at work on saturday morning…

and just to add a bit of chaos, i bruised the bone in my left heal too. i dont need surgury as they are all in the fat bit of the spine, around where the ribs join

i have just got out of hospital. it has been the most uncomfortable 30 hours of my life. :angry:

so unfortunately, i cant ride the kenda…
im soooo spewin

sorry dudes, its game over for this little black duck :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

aido wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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That would great Ollie, we will have a blast I reckon

list

Micknmeld
TB
Mal5.1
Ollie
Aido
XRTRAILHACK

Come on guys surely more can attend than this :unsure:

and menace, the celebrity eater :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

kram, heres some tips…

brush your teeth lots

maybe take up pole dancing :dry:

get a job as a lolly pop man at a school crossing :laugh:

try building yourself a new arm out of matches or paper mache

put a steering wheel knob on the car and go rallying

take up darts?

practice drinking lots

[dennis da menaceMember]

whanny wrote:

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yeah you gonna rush out and but one it will shit all over the one i got

2 words for you whanny my little buddy

generation Y :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

so which aftermarket brand are the good ones???

[dennis da menaceMember]

too right Hatto, my Fellow Brother of the Lord.

KTM IS THE BESTEST

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

to be honest ive owned 2 yamahas a kawasaki and a VOR. i have ridden all sorts of others too. i even had a mates XR600 in my shed for a good six months and rode it like it heaps.(note- i didnt own it though :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: )

and whatever i owned, i swore by. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

so now its KTMs turn to have my fanatical love and worship.

and have it they shall :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i think my Kato is the best 2 stroke there is for my kind of riding style (or lack of :laugh: )

thats why i brought it…

i have a pet hate for hondas, but not all hondas, just XRs and CRFs. they shit me :laugh: :laugh:
only special hondas like posties and monkeybikes etc…and i hate fireblades too :laugh: :laugh:

i do love the way they bite at this type of shitslinging…much like KTM owners…

maybe its a passion thing :huh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

man, i cant wait to ride my fooly sick KTM again come sunday with 516 other riders and representing Old Bulls all the way:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

go team Old Bulls :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[dennis da menaceMember]

thats ok, i have still got 6 packets of jerk :laugh: :laugh:

just looking after my homies TB

[dennis da menaceMember]

fuck i wish you would learn to spell whanny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

i got another email from the lovely Dianne who is organizing the kenda.

she said she has sorted out mal’s entry and its all good. she isnt gonna change it on the site as the IT guy will get pissed off :laugh: :laugh:

she reckons the final instructions will be on the ADMCC site on sunday or monday

[dennis da menaceMember]

that does it, im bringing my ukelele….

you will all have to suffa :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Boony wrote:

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JAK wrote:

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Anyone ever bothered to find out how many topics have been covered in the Patt ??????????????

only one Jak

rubbish :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

with a dash of abuse on the side :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

i can make a snow angel :dry: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Jeffro wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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Yeah I edited at 16.13 and you posted at 16.15 ha ha coming 2nd must be a Vic thing is it :laugh:

TB

Not something your used to in your house according to Salina. :laugh: :laugh: :woohoo: :kiss:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hope there is a cartoon of jerky spare for the hungry boys riding the Kenda in 9 days and 14 hours :woohoo: :woohoo:

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