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Trailboss wrote:
Quote:Thats all very good Menace but it only proves a couple things ol mateHere it comes
The facts1) That is Honda is a leader and KTM just follow like the dumb cousin :laugh: :laugh: no, it just took them longer to run out of money :laugh: :laugh:
2) KTM cant think of anything orginal and are followers for followers :laugh: :laugh: oh, so thats why you want a 690 adventure :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
3) KTM are used to coming 2nd :laugh: :laugh: whereas Hondas, especially HERO HONDA’s are totally used to coming last :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I could go on all night but wont
thats not what i’m told… :laugh: :laugh:Dont go away upset
just go away :laugh: :laugh:i might be outnumbered, but im never outgunned
TB
Phhhhttt, you have had 3 hours warning that that was coming and thats the best you could do…..get back on your pup tent and play with your crayons :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Trailboss wrote:
Quote:menace wrote:Quote:from XYtranny, he stole all the stock :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:TB is the man Corey
XY tranny someone else uses that Menace :huh: :blink:
TB
he has been my tranny since before he was here
now, get corey some stickers…Stat!!! :laugh: :laugh:
from XYtranny, he stole all the stock :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
TB is the man Corey
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
well, it is mushy season….
some goldtops will sort out Bubba Gump and TeaBag :laugh: :laugh:
disclaimer – menace does not condone the use of drugs…anymore
some of you avid readers might know that im a big cricket fan.
i was thinking about this thread today and a funny little memory came back to me…
anyone that watches cricket, especially the IPL in india, would have definately seen the big red and white banners filling their grounds, advertising…
HERO HONDA! :laugh: :laugh:
it seems that honda have been making bikes in india since before 1984, at their main sweat shop factory in new delhi and a few other places around the slums. in fact, in 2001 it produced 1.3 million motorbikes in a single year…and all of them are shit :laugh:
their most popular curry burner is called the “splendor” :laugh: :laugh: …but i bet it isnt to ride
it should also be noted that most of their bikes over there have engines based on XR250 donks, but with smaller top ends to make them even more gutless and shitterer than their aussie cousins :woohoo:
A popular advertising campaign in india based on the slogan ‘Fill it – Shut it – Forget it’ worked great for achieving high sales……in australia ‘and Burn it’ was added to help :laugh:
heres a pic of clarky smashing a curry bowl out of the park…with HERO HONDA on the fence behind him…go clarky :laugh: :laugh:
heres a pic of a HERO HONDA “HUNK” (yes that is its real name :laugh: :laugh: ) pictured next to a BRP, they look very similar to me… (note the BMW pack mule they also have with them)
and here is the latest model HUNK..(with twin PDS) :laugh:
heres the ‘limited edition’ model in punjabi pink…
its funny how this bowling machine can bowl faster than a Hunk’s top speed…(of 120km/h)
some of the funky model names are beyond me…
theres the…
Achiever (you wish)
Ambition 133, Ambition 135 (every honda rider needs this)
CBZ Star, CBZ Xtreme (its fooly Xtreme) :laugh:
CD 100 SS, CD Dawn, CD Deluxe, (no comment needed)
Glamour, Glamour F.I (stands for F**king Idiots)
Hunk :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Joy (not)
Passion, Passion+, Passion Pro (hot as a red curry)
Pleasure (not)
Street (it’ll get em all belly dancing) :laugh:
Splendor, Splendor+, Splendor+ (Limited Edition), Super Splendor, Splendor NXG (too much splendor is never enough)and the mighty…
Karizma, Karizma R, Karizma ZMR FI (pictured below)
this weird-o beard-o dude is just dripping karizma isnt he?? :laugh: :laugh:of course all bikes come standard with these two handy accessories..
the official HERO HONDA cricket bat, its pre knocked in and handy to beat the Hero out when (thats WHEN, not if) it catches fire…“hey punjabs, do i need to wear a helmet when i smash out my pink pleasure hunk?”
and the official “Ghandi pole dancing kit”
to be used to ‘spice up life’ if you dont have enough Xtreme ambition, hunky joy glamour, karizma passion or street super pleasure :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:so, it would seem that KTM isnt the only brand of bike thats made in the substandardcontinent.
and before you laugh Boony, some suzy’s are made there too
so to all you lucky honda riders out there, you really are the original..
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
JAK wrote:
Quote:Trailboss wrote:Quote:aido wrote:Quote:TB i hope you realise THAT type of music is outlawed in Victoria.No worries Aido we will turn it of at Albury
Yep thats right. Only banjos down here.
JAK, thats in geelong, not melbourne :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
dont worry mal, i will be bringing some of these with me…
they are great for cutting battery cables in redneck utes :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
and circumcisions
JAK wrote:
Quote:Just got the sleeping arrangements to go then.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
get real JAK, you are the biggest of us all by far.
you can have any bed you like. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
im not gonna argue
im not risking a stepover cock lock maneuvre on me :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
i cant find any final rider info though but ill keep on the lookout
kind of…
i emailed them last week to see if i could transfer boulders entry due to his injury. they told me they had found our entry and noted Brendan is injured.
so i gather yes, we are cool.
they also said to watch the website shortly for final rider info and list of riders.
its all go VTB
i have emailed them Mal’s details so that he can get through scrutineering faster than doing it on the day
Hatto wrote:
Quote:Trailboss wrote:Quote:Hatto wrote:Quote:At Last, an admission, Menace we have another Brother 😆
Welcome to the lovely world of PDS
The bike I am looking at a little bit has a linkage, as the KTM man that owns a KTM shop and could ride any bike there turned up with a linkage bike thats good enough for me
I would only consider a 690 or 640 adventure. The 690 will need to many mods to be a touring bike I think and really its the same as my XR in power and weight and I am keeping the XR. The 640 adventure bike is the poo as far as what I want but havent been produced since 2007 so I need to find a 2nd hand low mileage, and besides they have a vibration problem. So dont get to excited Hatto its a long way of for me riding an orange bike mate.
Actually just found a low milage 2nd hand BMW 800 :huh:
TB
Excuses, Excuses
Still an admission never the lessAmen Brother…..Amen :laugh: :laugh:
boulder wrote:
Quote:Sorry I cant make it down for a ride with my southern cousins!! But I am pleased Mal has stepped up to the plate and will look after the big fella. I am really pissed as I was looking forward to this one :angry: Hope to come down as soon as my knee is fixed up and ride the high country
Menace thanks for all your efforts mate and I hope you all have a great Kenda Rally!! :woohoo:mate, its a mighty big shame you are wounded and cant make it down. its some wicked riding around there…
im spewin bro.
now who will be the gentleman of the group :laugh:hope you get it fixed good and are right to go soon
now, as sorry im am about our X OBT of the year not being able to join us, i now know that we will be graced with the presence of the one and only, shiny headed, mixed grill scoffing, OBT admin legend… that is Mal5.1 :laugh: :laugh:
you, my brother will love the terrain.:woohoo: and the drunken banter of us southerners :laugh: :laugh: it will be grouse.
i can already hear our mighty euro 300s drowning out the annoying drone of TB on his wallowing BRP as we thrash through the forests of rubicon :laugh: :laugh: all the while laughing like this..
but without the eye patches :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:fooly sick dude…
cant wait…
