[dennis da menaceMember]

for christ sake boont, clean up after yourself :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

resigned, Aido is the new Menace :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

it is alleged :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

theres nothing like the feeling of wind on your horn :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

thats a good tan you have for this time of year boony :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Boony wrote:

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(cue evil laugh)

is it only me thats thinking that 2 out of the 3 Admin will be off air this weekend,,

the third one can be bought for the right price.

lets play people

enjoy your ride TB and micknmeld(cue evil laugh)

Boony

i can be ‘bought’ for free this weekend boony.

im resigning in 4 weeks anyway….

go sick :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

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you should read a certain magazine more closely and you to could have this deal.

Boony

Speed Freak Boony???

not you, the brand

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Corey8 wrote:

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All i wanted to say at this point is I DID NOT VOTE FOR THE F*#KER and if you did then shut the fuck up you should have seen it coming.

I’m not a smoker but if you want to smoke it is your right.

well i DID vote for the f*#ker!!!

a mistake, well maybe…

why, cause he was slightly less of a f*#kwit than little johnny howard.

thats like saying all that voted the other way in the past didnt see GST coming…suckers :laugh: :laugh:

sorry, i couldnt go for the ‘better the devil you know’ line last election

[dennis da menaceMember]

it is just as illegal to grow tobacco as it is to grow marijuana.

both are classed as a prohibited substance i think.

they sewed that loophole up many years ago :laugh: :laugh:

the pricks

if you want to grow it in vic, you have to get permission, from guess who….

the australian taxation office

ironic, isnt it :laugh: :laugh:

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EAGLE`02 wrote:

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I too laughed at the Dan thing,,,
I can just picture his face saying that and flickin` the butt at MILKY BAR KID :woohoo:

or in the tank of his yammy :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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BOLLOCKS wrote:

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i stopped reading your post half way through it Menace

Its called denial

Wheres my crakers? :huh:

crackers Simon???

oh, i get i, smokes. :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

damn right Fez,

its the 3 rules of being a polly

money talks…..bullshit walks…..and f*#k everybody else

f*#king spin-sters :angry:

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Austblue wrote:

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Heading down to melbourne which should be nice with this cold weather

what you coming down for mate? i see puppetry of the penis is on this weekend….are you trying to get a gig :laugh:

where you staying??

wanna do Latte??? :laugh: :laugh:

oh, and happy birthday ya whippersnapper :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

but you do know, they are no good for yous…dont you?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i love the three S’s

smoking, scotch and saturated fats :laugh: :laugh:

nothing is easy to quit, believe me, i have stopped them all in the last couple of months :S

and the one thing that shits me still is getting off the gaspers!!

it is bloody hard work. :angry:

there is no easy way. just about anything can trigger me to want a ciggie.

drinking is a given :laugh:
but many other more subtle things, like the smell of grease/oil will have me reaching for my pockets in no time.

getting out of the pool after a swim with chlorine fresh in the lungs is another conundrum i have to deal with :laugh: :laugh:

and lets not mention the need for one in the afterglow of sex :laugh: :laugh:

i guess a 20+ year habit is hard to kill

look at it from another perspective…(this is what ive been telling myself to help quit the bastards)

look at it like this…

average 30 smokes a day

= 210 per week

= 840 per month

= 10,080 per year

x 23 years = thats231,840 f*#king cigarettes

the average ciggy costs (for winnys) is approx 52c (@ $13 a pack)

so therefore 231,840 x 52c = $120,556.80

there is half a small house right there :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

now lets talk tar…

even the softer smokes contain about 8mG each, so in 231,840 ciggys thats 1855 grams, or 1.855 kilograms of tar ingested in my life

fortunately, the human body is great at getting rid of that shit. (well mostly anyway)
unfortunately, the human mind isnt that great when it comes to dispersing habits!!

i bet most smokers wouldnt go handling toxic waste if they were told it will give them cancer…..ciggies are a different story though arent they :laugh: :laugh:

next time you cough up some black shit, make sure you swallow it again to keep your uptake healthy :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

im not really trying to throw a dampener on one of the simple pleasures in life…

hey, smoke away all you like boys

i will be smoking passively right next to you’s :laugh: :laugh:

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xy-transit wrote:

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re read my post i said friday and sunday.

i know ‘we’ had booked for saturday. i’ll stay on sunday after the ride, i doubt i’ll be up to driving home after the two loops :blush:

why not soft cocky, TB will be driving home to sydney sunday night :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i will be swilling a bevvy in the back of chops ‘free fuel falcon’ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

yeah, where are the rest of your faithfull inner northern crew

:laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

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only 2 more sleeps :laugh: :laugh:

Hatto

Are you sure you gunna sleep Hatto. :laugh:

Well I won’t get much tonight,(got a date with the misses) :laugh: and prob not much at Tb tomorrow night, :laugh: so the answer would be NO
Hatto

You are guaranteed not to get much sleep at TB’s,once Chicken and I start our snoring in unison caper. :laugh:

I’m sure I will be able to hold my own in the snoring department

Hatto

thank your lucky stars that me and eagle wont be there snoring Hatto :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

and dont freak out when you wake up and TB is standing over you in his jocks with his laptop out :laugh: :laugh:

that sight burned its way into my memory, i still get nightmares :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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