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ranga is coming on the big CR500 too.
whenever i think of you leading i hear benny hill music mate :laugh: :laugh:
i will push you along mate
dont you worry :laugh: :laugh:we’ve done it enough to know it sorta anyway, we’ll be right
Trailboss wrote:
Quote:menace wrote:Quote:how gay are those grips :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Those grips are the poo Menace and I am comfortable with my sexuality :laugh: :laugh:
TB
whatever floats your boat big fella :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
i put some of those grips on my VOR and took them off after 1 ride as they were too thin and gave me blisters :dry:
LC4skin wrote:
Quote:I dont have snazzy red or even orange silicon hoses, mine is a cut down ford falcon heater hose, boo hoobuilt Ford tough :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
how gay are those grips :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
huskybloke wrote:
Quote:cool,that and a 1/2 a carton of bourban should make for a great weekendonly 1/2 a carton, you will die of thirst husky :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
singletrackmind wrote:
Quote:menace wrote:Quote:if i move north, i will be looking at something similar to get around on. i will be interested to hear your findings mate

How far north?
Hmmm, dunno yet mate, could be sydney, newy, brizzy, mackay, townsville, darwin, malaysia, solomon islands, iraq or afganistan:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
either way, north-ish :laugh: :laugh:
wherever Sir tells me

by hook, crook or even sook, I’ll be there

to also provide some entertainment
if that is OK with the almighty boonstrosity :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
and if its not, stiff cheeses jesus :woohoo:
i didnt have time to get you some pansy’s or a new book on calculus but i did pen a little ditty for my favourite poindexter……

avril lavigne – skooter boi lyrics
He was a boy, who rode like a girl
can I make it anymore obvious?
He was a nerd, he did ballet
we’ve often wondered if he is gay
He wanted a Kato, youd never know
the way he talked up his yamaha
All of the Bulls stuck up their nose
and had a laugh at his nerdy clothes(Chorus)
He was a skooter boy, he said see ya later toy
and brought a shiny new orange bike,
he had a pimpled face, and no hair, not a trace
he hoped the Kato would make him cool.Five years ago he sat at home,
feeding his porn addiction all alone,
he turned on the PC, fell into a dream
seeing skooter boy roostin’ a KTM,
he calls up his friends and sends some PM’s
they see his new coat with the orange glow,
they say how could you chris, your taking the piss
but goes to the shop and gives sutto a kiss(Chorus)
He is the skooter boy, he said see ya later boys
for i have seen the orange light,
now he’s a superstar, his high pants they hide his bar
his calculator sits on an new alloy mountHe’s still just a boy, still rides like a girl
and gave up the ballet for OBT
he is in love haven’t you heard?
how he and TB rock each others world.so happy birthday skooter boy,
dont you keep playing coy
you look more like 48,
youre our resident geek,
with a six months pregnant physique
but we are proud to have you on our team!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
happy birthday christos
luv ya work mate 
boony is a bike fairy :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
here is the little bugger…

and fitted…

pics from fleabay
Boony wrote:
Quote:Hey spidy I just heard on the news that that rain was just a passing STORM, bit like your rugby league teamyeah, i heard that this morning and i wondered how long it would take to cop some flak :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
im not really into the bum sniffers though or AFL for that matter
if anything i go for the bulldogs, you know the rapist ones :laugh: :laugh:
Boony wrote:
Quote:lovesriding with mates
all the rest doesnt matter when your riding with mates.
bring on the x-mas party
Boony
you forgot..
hates –
anything that starts with K..
(kangaroos, KTMs, kissing goats, kashmir goats with kankles, king mackerels, kingswoods, kitty cats, kiev, kindness, kylie minogue, ketamine, kababs, kaftans, kryptonite, kayaks, kentucky fried chicken, being kicked in the kohunas, kinetic theory, the kitchen, knackers, knobs on hondas, David Koch, koi, krill, nth korea and kytoplasma)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
looks like that will take the labour out of tyre changing, especially if it comes with a free TISCO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
word is, he changes tyres better than he can spell

LC4skin wrote:
Quote:FEMALE POEM
I want a man who’s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows how to answer “how big is my behind?”
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bottlo and a bike shop. I know this doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a fuck!Gold matty :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
165mm ground clearance for the v-strop???
we have speed humps bigger than that down here :laugh: :laugh:
more road than dual sport me thinks
sounds like the beemer of suzuki’s :laugh:
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