dennis da menace

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  • in reply to: Long weekend ride #176992

    ranga is coming on the big CR500 too.

    whenever i think of you leading i hear benny hill music mate :laugh: :laugh:

    i will push you along mate ;) dont you worry :laugh: :laugh:

    we’ve done it enough to know it sorta anyway, we’ll be right

    in reply to: Zig Zag to Sofala and Camp May 1st & 2nd 2010 #176959

    Trailboss wrote:

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    how gay are those grips :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Those grips are the poo Menace and I am comfortable with my sexuality :laugh: :laugh:

    TB

    whatever floats your boat big fella :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    i put some of those grips on my VOR and took them off after 1 ride as they were too thin and gave me blisters :dry:

    in reply to: Zig Zag to Sofala and Camp May 1st & 2nd 2010 #176947

    LC4skin wrote:

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    I dont have snazzy red or even orange silicon hoses, mine is a cut down ford falcon heater hose, boo hoo

    built Ford tough :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Zig Zag to Sofala and Camp May 1st & 2nd 2010 #176942

    how gay are those grips :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Nundle area ride #176912

    huskybloke wrote:

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    cool,that and a 1/2 a carton of bourban should make for a great weekend

    only 1/2 a carton, you will die of thirst husky :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: KLR650e #176881

    singletrackmind wrote:

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    if i move north, i will be looking at something similar to get around on. i will be interested to hear your findings mate ;)

    How far north?

    Hmmm, dunno yet mate, could be sydney, newy, brizzy, mackay, townsville, darwin, malaysia, solomon islands, iraq or afganistan:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    either way, north-ish :laugh: :laugh:

    wherever Sir tells me ;)

    in reply to: Nundle area ride #176897

    by hook, crook or even sook, I’ll be there ;)

    to also provide some entertainment

    if that is OK with the almighty boonstrosity :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    and if its not, stiff cheeses jesus :woohoo:

    in reply to: Best wishes and thank you #176884

    i didnt have time to get you some pansy’s or a new book on calculus but i did pen a little ditty for my favourite poindexter…… ;)

    avril lavigne – skooter boi lyrics

    He was a boy, who rode like a girl
    can I make it anymore obvious?
    He was a nerd, he did ballet
    we’ve often wondered if he is gay
    He wanted a Kato, youd never know
    the way he talked up his yamaha
    All of the Bulls stuck up their nose
    and had a laugh at his nerdy clothes

    (Chorus)
    He was a skooter boy, he said see ya later toy
    and brought a shiny new orange bike,
    he had a pimpled face, and no hair, not a trace
    he hoped the Kato would make him cool.

    Five years ago he sat at home,
    feeding his porn addiction all alone,
    he turned on the PC, fell into a dream
    seeing skooter boy roostin’ a KTM,
    he calls up his friends and sends some PM’s
    they see his new coat with the orange glow,
    they say how could you chris, your taking the piss
    but goes to the shop and gives sutto a kiss

    (Chorus)
    He is the skooter boy, he said see ya later boys
    for i have seen the orange light,
    now he’s a superstar, his high pants they hide his bar
    his calculator sits on an new alloy mount

    He’s still just a boy, still rides like a girl
    and gave up the ballet for OBT
    he is in love haven’t you heard?
    how he and TB rock each others world.

    so happy birthday skooter boy,
    dont you keep playing coy
    you look more like 48,
    youre our resident geek,
    with a six months pregnant physique
    but we are proud to have you on our team!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    happy birthday christos ;) luv ya work mate :)

    in reply to: KLR650e #176868

    boony is a bike fairy :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: KTM BRAKE RESERVOIR EXTENDER DEAL #176837

    here is the little bugger…

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    and fitted…

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    pics from fleabay ;)

    in reply to: rain #176829

    Boony wrote:

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    Hey spidy I just heard on the news that that rain was just a passing STORM, bit like your rugby league team

    yeah, i heard that this morning and i wondered how long it would take to cop some flak :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    im not really into the bum sniffers though or AFL for that matter

    if anything i go for the bulldogs, you know the rapist ones :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: What does it for you? #176811

    Boony wrote:

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    loves

    riding with mates

    all the rest doesnt matter when your riding with mates.

    bring on the x-mas party

    Boony

    you forgot..

    hates –

    anything that starts with K..

    (kangaroos, KTMs, kissing goats, kashmir goats with kankles, king mackerels, kingswoods, kitty cats, kiev, kindness, kylie minogue, ketamine, kababs, kaftans, kryptonite, kayaks, kentucky fried chicken, being kicked in the kohunas, kinetic theory, the kitchen, knackers, knobs on hondas, David Koch, koi, krill, nth korea and kytoplasma)

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: CHEAP TYRE CHANGERS #176799

    looks like that will take the labour out of tyre changing, especially if it comes with a free TISCO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    word is, he changes tyres better than he can spell :P

    in reply to: Jokes #176787

    LC4skin wrote:

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    FEMALE POEM
    I want a man who’s handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long.
    One who thinks before he speaks
    One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
    I want him to be gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
    And knows how to answer “how big is my behind?”
    I want this man to love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

    MALE POEM
    I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bottlo and a bike shop. I know this doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a fuck!

    Gold matty :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: KLR650e #176788

    165mm ground clearance for the v-strop???

    we have speed humps bigger than that down here :laugh: :laugh:

    more road than dual sport me thinks

    sounds like the beemer of suzuki’s :laugh:

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