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  • in reply to: KTM BRAKE RESERVOIR EXTENDER DEAL #176789

    TISCO wrote:

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    As in the actual caliper?

    yeah mate, they fit between the caliper and the brake line and look similar to the one you guys have

    in reply to: KTM BRAKE RESERVOIR EXTENDER DEAL #176786

    do they do slave cylinder ones too scott,

    i would think they would be more efficient, being closer to the source of heat and all??

    in reply to: KLR650e #176782

    arent they a bit more pricey though bluey??

    in reply to: KLR650e #176775

    unfortunately corey, i dont think they will climb hills like an XR650 :laugh:

    i cant believe i said that :P

    if i move north, i will be looking at something similar to get around on. i will be interested to hear your findings mate ;)

    in reply to: Murph the hairless one #176769

    we need a picture murph :laugh:

    i need a good laugh today :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Backyard Biltz are next door #176766

    it was beyond me even :laugh: :laugh:

    i can usually desypher murphs musical rants and pick what he is listening to..

    but not this time, too many turkeys :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    3 bottles a week!!!!!!

    why arent you as fat as I (was), what is your secret murph :P

    in reply to: Murph the hairless one #176768

    how is youre head mate :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    sorer than the missus is at you :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    its all gold murph :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: What does it for you? #176756

    LOVES –

    flowing, fast singles or twins

    erosion jumps

    the bush starting to blur at speed :woohoo:

    nailing gnarly hills with the front skipping 6 inches off the ground… heavenly :laugh:

    seeing fellow bulls improve over time, myself included ;)

    damp loamy ground

    whoops in sand

    pulling wheelies through puddles

    powerslides, the faster the better

    dicing with anyone, anywhere, as long as there is no dust

    taking a shiny bike off the trailer in the morning and replacing it with a filthy bike in the arvo ;)

    having a crack at anything and perferably succeeding before im knackered

    the dirty smiles of fellow riders at the end of the day

    washing the dirt down with an ice cold beer and a laugh

    the hook up of brand new tyres

    chicks that ride bikes

    the smell of 2 stroke fumes… ahhh, it smells like victory :laugh: :laugh:

    pulling up to a country pub for lunch, with kids looking at you in awe (like i did as a kid when i saw a dirty biker) and getting the thumbs up from them ;)

    knowing that half the blokes in that pub wish they were out riding with you

    slimy clay and mud in general

    surviving butt puckering moments and the heart thump that goes with them

    roosting and getting roosted…with mud, not rocks!

    backing into corners

    the smell of hot wet mud on my bike

    seeing other riders do things you didnt think was possible…inspiring stuff

    laying in bed after a wicked day on the bike, going through the ride in my head…and nearly jumping out of bed when i get to a part that i nearly stacked on :laugh: :laugh:

    being out of my comfort zone

    hopping logs, even if there is a chicken route

    having an electric start

    the cornerman system when it works

    my lovely wife, who knows that riding comes before family do’s and makes excuses for me :kiss:

    i could go on and on…

    HATES –

    4WDs that are only out to wreck the place.

    dust, and the things you hit when riding in it

    mechanical failure

    afternoon fatigue and my lack of fitness

    wankers on pit bikes

    euthanising animals i have hit :(

    overheating, whether its me or the bike :laugh:

    mx tracks, i could jump off a cliff and have less chance of hurting myself :laugh:

    any injury that keeps me off the bike

    getting hit by roost in the few places that armour doesnt cover

    seeing fellow riders seriously hurt

    the cornerman system, when it doesnt work

    downed trees that are too low to go under but too high to cross

    fixing drowned bikes

    and with that, KTM air boxes! stupid design flaw

    running out of water in my camelbak halfway through a hot days riding

    getting directionally challenged when low on fuel or light and people are relying on me

    and most of all, being to poor to ride at the moment :(

    in reply to: Aussies go Riding in Africa with Alfie Cox #176729

    fooly excellent…

    living the dream boys :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    this is now on the bucket list ;)

    in reply to: BUMMER, I’ve been busted!! #176747

    is this the end of an era Mick…

    i hope not,

    where there is a will, there is a way mate ;)

    in reply to: Who is who?????????? #176736

    hey Murph, this morning i

    Woke up, fell out of bed,
    Dragged a comb across my head
    Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
    And looking up I noticed I was late.
    Found my coat and grabbed my hat
    Read this post in seconds flat
    Found my way outside and had a smoke,
    and Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    youre a funny old fellow Humphrey ;)

    in reply to: Murph the hairless one #176743

    you know Murph,

    If all the hippies cut off their hair,
    I don’t care, I don’t care.

    I got my own world to live through
    And I ain’t gonna copy you……

    White-collar honda riders flashing down the street
    Pointing their red plastics out to me.
    They’re hoping soon our Katos will drop and die,
    But we’re gonna wave our freak flag high . . . HIGH!

    Falling mountains just don’t fall on me
    Point on mister Honda man,
    You can’t roost like me.
    Nobody knows what I’m talking about
    I’ve got my own life to live…

    Murphs the one that’s gonna have to die
    When it’s time for him to die
    So let him live his life the way he wants to.

    Sing on brother,
    Play on Jimi . . . ;)

    in reply to: 2010 Gas Gas EC250 only $8500 #176647

    yeah too true blue…

    and its not RED :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: rain #176639

    KatGirl wrote:

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    menace wrote:

    well we did get 15mL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Menance….. is that all you could muster…. the way you were hailing i thought it would have been more!!! :silly:[/quote]

    im in melbourne Kat, not the tropics :laugh: :laugh:

    that is a lot for us, especially in under an hour

    in reply to: YEEE HAAAAAAAAA #176578

    Boony wrote:

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    mate I had DanD on a very cranky WR 50 on a mission along with 15 other rampaging bulls wanting to fill me in, so I have no sympathy for ya nipples, just advice,,,,Stay in front…. B)

    what sort of prick would sanction something like that to such a good blike like you boony?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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