[dennis da menaceMember]

i watched the 2009 erzberg last night….

it was a sea of orange :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

with the odd bit of blue and red…

thats gas gas red, not the dirty honda red :laugh: :laugh:

funny, i didnt see one XR :laugh: :laugh:

maybe australia really is 20 years behind the world

or honda riders are just reallly slooow thinking hics :laugh: :laugh:

KTM is Lord

[dennis da menaceMember]

did someone say COWPATT !!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

god i love the cowpatt, its the speak-easy of this millenium

[dennis da menaceMember]

billt wrote:

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They must still have grip – is that why you keep flipping the F@#$Ker???…..LOL

Bill.

thats your fault mate…to many extreme enduro DVDs :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sometimes i think im Taddy B. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

that price must include postage hey Scott?? :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

JAK wrote:

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So is Choppa still supplying one front tyre for yours truly as promised about twelve months ago ?

yes he is. i will personally insert it into his rectal cavity so he wont forget mate :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

and you had better bring your own longnecks, i dont think they have em down here….

well not that ive ever noticed anyway.

that being said, ive never noticed dog shit on the lawn before stepping in it either…

the moral of the story is…

dog shit, like rum, are seldom noticed by anyone with an inch of calibre, also both smell the same and leave a sticky mess between your toes :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

heres a bombshell for ya…

i will be resigning from my highly respected ( :dry: ) VTB duties and moderating superpowers on the weekend of the kenda as it will (hopefully) be my last ride in victoria for many moons.

i will be hosting an election, sanctioned by your good self, for my replacement during saturday lunch at the pub. all those attending will be encouraged to vote.

therefore, by the time we get into the accomm i will no longer be VTB, hence forth whoever is the new VTB elect will have to change their own tyre.

i would have no problem buying you 3 cans to change 1 tyre, it would be cheap insurance…and an even cheaper laugh :laugh: :laugh:
dont sell yourself short my friend, you are worth a little more than 375mL of sugar, boot polish and water.

i will however, cook you a nice big feed of steamed vege’s saturday night, out of the kindness of my heart…

and it shall then forever be known as “lord Kato’s last supper”

besides, my tyres are ok

:kiss:

[dennis da menaceMember]

wheres that from mate??

[dennis da menaceMember]

no mushrooms here JAK, although i did see some on my run yesterday :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ive cleaned with hattos magic fix and also ran Evidence Eliminator.

OBT is still running slow

every other site is fine

its even slow to delete stuff if i hit backspace

annoying it is

[dennis da menaceMember]

c-e-l wrote:

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I experienced slow connectivity all day yesterday to all international based sites including Old Bulls..

Heres why…

http://www.securecomputing.net.au/News/172229,optus-customers-hit-by-china-ddos-attack.aspx

UECOMM’s backbone got hammered pretty bad..

interesting read c-e-l, but it started going bad before that.

[dennis da menaceMember]

yeah, thats about it bruce.

i think the tv problem is a neighbour with an RF sender/receiver thingy.

the possessed clock is another matter, it was sam’s late nanna’s and her parents had it repaired ($400) and its off its chops :laugh: :laugh:

i still cant explain the wattle bird or the outside light :laugh: :laugh:

and thanks hatto, that program works a treat
geez, there were thousands of problems in there

[dennis da menaceMember]

LC4skin wrote:

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If I put the mouse cursor on the scrolling sponsor banner making it stop scrolling the site seems to work quicker.

yeah, if i rest on it my whole PC sounds like it is sighing with relief :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

well im gonna try hatto’s magic download first.

im not sure its my pc but most likely is.
its only obt doing it.
if i try to open multiple tabs on obt it basically says FU :laugh:

theres is wierd shit happening in my house at the moment…

my printer started printing blank pages…..at 2am yesterday morning. when i heared it i got up thinking WTF and my dog was shitting himself and cowering in the bathtub :dry:

there was a wattle bird in my bathroom monday night. i have no idea how it got in there :laugh: :laugh: we are both stumped!

my foxtel changes to either the christian channel or the porn channel when ever it feels like it and i dont have porn channels!!

we just got an antique cuckoo clock the other day from sammys parents it has a mind of its own and cuckoo’s as much as it wants.
at 8am this morning it reckoned it was 28 o’clock. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

and everytime i cook the bbq, the outside light flickers SOS in morse code :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

its a poltergoosed i tell ya’s :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

being an ignorant southerner, for not much longer maybe, can someone explain blue – pink slips in laymens terms

[dennis da menaceMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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If you buy Pirelli Scorpion’s from Mal at Sutto’s I will bring them down and fit them before the Kenda for you yes.

TB

Hmmm, might take you up on that too TB :laugh: :laugh:

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