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An elderly man, named Larry, in Virginia had owned a small farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back bordered by a sheltering wood.

It was properly shaped and deep enough for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, fire pit, and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening Larry decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!’

Larry frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.’

Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator.’

Some old men can still think fast.

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aido wrote:

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What about the real cabins with thier own ensuite? Id like one of those

well ring them and book one daylesford boy, next you will want devonshire tea :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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aido wrote:

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Mate im not sleeping on the floor :angry: If you can get another cabin ill pay for it

cabins are booked out, sorry

there will be a bed for you but your collection of teddy bears will have to sleep on the floor :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

now can you please stop whinging at least until we get there :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i’ll sleep on the floor sooky boy, and so will drew probly so dont stress you mummys boy

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Smurfs in, Ant in, beds are overfull now.

you might have to cuddle JAK :laugh: :laugh:

we will need a couple to swag it on the floor…

any takers??

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howdy pilgrim :laugh: :laugh:

happy birthday mate

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micknmeld wrote:

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sounds like the old saying, “when the big pussycat is away”….

Hey Boony, lets play :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Not so fast Menace. This “Maneki Neko” is still here watching… :laugh:

you mean the “masukakiyarou” is still here watching :laugh: :laugh:

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MickW wrote:

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Hey Trailboss you dont have to worry about powdering yourself up , as it seem’s you dont like photo’s going by your earlier post

if you were as ugly as him Mick, you wouldnt want your photo taken either :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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are yous all kidding??

this thread was started about cooling systems for shitty red agricultural machinery with different sized symbols painted on them remember, and the wank factor involved therein :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

it has evolved well though

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Trailboss wrote:

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If its been introduced here which it has and I have seen plague proportions of them well its a feral!!! BOB BOB BOB feral Cat BOB!!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

OK I feel better its just with all recent discussions I couldnt help myself, my bad :blush:

Nice wishes Menace, I am going for a ride with Mal5.1 now, he his training with medogrocket and then switching to the BMW and meeting me to locate the starting spot for the birthday ride, organise security and then Mt Vic pub for lunch :laugh:

Enjoy work suckers

TB

sounds like the old saying, “when the big pussycat is away”….

Hey Boony, lets play :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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micknmeld wrote:

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Hey Menace, that cat is known as Maneki Neko. The one you have posted wont bring Mal luck as it has its left paw raised. It will only attract customers not luck. To bring reward and luck you need one with the right paw raised. TRUE

For some reason my Missus hates those cats.

cant have that mick :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

fixed, now his name is Oken Ikenam though :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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MickW wrote:

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If I do get there I will be camped down at B Camp Ground I reckon there should be plenty camping there the night before, I better get there early Saturday morning.

I will leave you blokes to your flash cabin, showers, mirror & powder room :laugh: :laugh: 😆

Cheers Mick.

no probs mick.

i actually think we will have a much quieter night than you will at the B camp. it will be redneck party central down there. :laugh:
good luck when you need a crap at 6 oclock in the morning and the cue is 10 deep for the only stinking drop dunny, man, it will be rank :laugh: :laugh:

id get there early if i was you and try and keep the yobbo’s down the other end of the camp :laugh: :laugh:

we’ll see you there mate, after powdering our noses :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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good luck Mal and Thedogsrocket, ill be rooting for ya’s.

heres the official OBT lucky golden cat to look over you.

he will wave yous to victory

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curfew, smartarse :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

go and ask for an extension, i dare ya :woohoo:

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JAK wrote:

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they reckon they will squeeze all the cars in. i think it might be wise to park just up the road a little and ride in maybe.

One of the most inteligent things i’ve heard you say or did Sammy help you with that one. :laugh:

no, i did it all myself mate…

and just for you too :laugh:

i bet you have a cewfew already :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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