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is the fuel cap vent blocked bruce. might be pressurising the carb

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dont forget your tools

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Heated grips

that always cracks me up

i cant wait till the day you make it down to mechico, the land of 4-6 seasons in a day :laugh: :laugh:

ill take you up the high country for a couple of hours…

should be able to snap your fingers off by then :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

heated grips for victorians are on par with roo-shoo’s for tamworthians i reckon. :laugh: :laugh:

suppose yous have late in your cambel packs as well 😆 :ohmy:

laugh it up laughing boy :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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thank you for your prompt reply Mr OBT Nobody.

i was over the moon like a cow and a spoon when i read your response to our generous offer.
i was however, if anything a little dissappointed about your cry for help about changing u couple of little old tyres after driving all the way from new sydneytown. all this time i thought you had a healthy portion of stamina, boy was i mistaken. maybe you should take a look at my fitness for dummies thread, there are some great pointers in there about fitness, and you know what thay say, stamina is directly proportional to fitness.

i can promise you that my tyre will be a michelin, but cant however speak for my thankless right hand man, Aido, as he is super tight in the sphinctorial area and will probably buy a fortune or a really tight fitting metzeler. then again, he might not need a new tyre, but i do have some inside info telling me that JAK will have a second hand S12 front he will require fitting of. you might just get your michelin fetish like wish yet my friend!
i think i might be able to manage to get one of the troops to remove the KTMs rear wheel for you. as for the WR, Aido needs practice and is very enthusiastic about actually getting to use a spanner before he hits 40.

i love the idea of the key chain motorbikes and im amazed at your drinking ability and model making skills. im sure everyone will cherish theirs.

thank you once again for your speedy response. hope your super duper tyre repair skills are just as fast as your legend states.

i have some ideas for the course material but would rather prefer leaving it to you as you are a world famous instructioner from a globalised company that has everything to do with motorbikes and i am too humbled to cramp your style.

I have a couple of OBT stickers for you as a gift/payment, from all of us down south too

weeing in anticipation…

menace

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theres not enough candles there Fez :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

happy birthday ya old bugger

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fair call.

i dont think Tynes bike was reg either was it?

your right too, vic rec rego isnt recognised in anywhere BUT vic!

wish the rest of the country would GET WITH THE PROGRAM!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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No its not harassing me I was more surprised at the question twice in the same week in March :laugh:
Yeah it was a cracker and I will make sure its somewhere unregistered bikes can be ridden so it suits everybody and the special ride event

TB

why, we dont usually cater for unregistered bikes do we?

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Aido, have you actually read youre owners manual??

its all in there mate

True, Aido pay attention to VTB :laugh: Maybe if Menace can find a Victorian that can read or a visiting NSW person he could conduct a manual reading clinic

TB

Dear TrailBoss,

I, on behalf of all the attending victorians, would like to gladly welcome your kind offering of the above mentioned “manual reading clinic”.
seeing that none of us can read(?) down here, and with you being the nominated “visiting NSW person”, it would be our enormous pleasure to have you and your accompanying enterage visit us, in sleepy old victoria.

I hope with you being a trainer and all, you will be able to learn us simple folk much gooder and give us a book with pictures too.
we hope you will also incorperate into this session your amazing hands on approach with servicing and maintenance.
it would be great if you could even get a little advanced on our asses and demonstate to us your super superior speed and ability to change a tyre. that would be just fab!

the victorian chapter of OBT will provide 2 bikes for use in the practical task demonstrations. thay will be a ktm300 and a wr450, kindly donated to the cause by myself and my vice president, Aido.
the tyres for you to change in the session will be new, however you will need to bring your own tools as none of us will be carrying any as you will have yours. all oils will be provided by us, but you are quite welcome to bring your favourite brand for us to try out.

we look forward to your “manual reading clinic” when you come down for the Kenda. i have taken the notion to hire a hall for the occasion and with the promotional work we will be carrying out prior to the clinic, we should expect somewhere in excess of 7 people attending, all at varying levels of intoxication. im sure they will assist you through any problems with a muffled, slurring opinion, which may or may not be hostile towards yourself or others in the group.

once again, thank you for your kind gesture.

im bursting with anticipation

the Menace
Victorian State Manager Old Bull Trailriders

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Aido, have you actually read youre owners manual??

its all in there mate

I dont know where it is.maybe its in the roof with that camelbak you want menace :laugh:

go have a look mate, the spiders wont bite. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Aido, have you actually read youre owners manual??

its all in there mate

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hopefully by that time kat, i will be in the RAAF and training will be part of life

im not a big fan of chilli and if i put it in dinner my wife would kill me :laugh: :laugh: probably while im asleep :laugh: :laugh:

i have no problem with thermogenesis :laugh: :laugh: if i think too hard i break into a sweat :laugh: :laugh:

they have a training schedule on their site
http://www.defencejobs.gov.au/fitness/fitnessPlan/

if i follow it ill be right

fingers crossed :laugh: :laugh:

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thanks Kat, fitness for fun, that is a new concept that im doing my best to deal with :laugh: :laugh:

youre right eating is the key. we went and stocked up on fruit and veg yesterday.
i never used to eat in the morning, a cup of tea would do. ive been doing the lemon juice thing, it gets my belly working in the morning and is good at exercising my face muscles too :laugh: :laugh:

i like plain saladas too. one of those and a bottle of water fills me up for a while

id be happy to drop a kilo a week, thats the goal.

considering i used to eat fast food (i do love my saturated fats :laugh: ), drink 3 bottles of scotch and about 6 litres of coke a week, it should almost fall off me :laugh: :laugh:

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yep that her crash, Becky the dirt bike killer :laugh:
a good country chick she is… born with little fear :laugh:

i think she is going there with a few vicco’s ive ridden with from DBW.

good luck mate, may that tyre roost you to victory or at least the chequers

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what did you get bobsickle…..is it a weapon??

No

the practical side came into it and i now own a 350 4 wheeler

maybe you wont fall of that as much, it doesnt really matter that you cant touch the ground mate :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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I’m not going to shoot him in the head just yet that would be boring

Every time he turns around he will have to wonder what i have done or what i’m about to do

or maybe i have done nothing ?????? it may happen once , it may happen twice . maybe 10 times or maybe not at all ???

thats what happens, i played the old game that i now wish i hadn’t.

that would be my just deserves i spose mate…. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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