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You know you’re Australian if….
You know the meaning of ‘girt’
You believe that stubbies can either be worn or drunk
You think it is normal to have a Prime Minister called Kevin
You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse
You’ve made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden
When you hear that an American ‘roots for his team’ you wonder how often and with whom
You understand that the phrase ‘a group of women wearing black thongs’ refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds
You pronounce Melbourne as ‘Mel-bin’
You pronounce Penrith as ‘Pen-riff’
You believe the ‘L’ in the word ‘ Australia ‘ is optional
You can translate: ‘Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas’
You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep
You call your best friend ‘a total bastard’ but someone you really, truly despise is just ‘a bit of a bastard’
You think ‘Woolloomooloo’ is a perfectly reasonable name for a place
You believe is makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that’s twice as big as its $2 coin
You understand that ‘Wagga Wagga’ can be abbreviated to ‘Wagga’ but ‘Woy Woy’ can’t be called ‘Woy’
You believe that cooked-down axlegrease makes a good breakfast spread
You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis
You know, whatever the tourist books say, that no one says ‘cobber’
You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels’ song ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again’
You believe, as an article of faith, that the confectionary known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year
You still don’t get why the ‘Labor’ in ‘Australian Labor Party’ is not spelt with a ‘U
You wear ugh boots outside the house
You believe that the more you shorten someone’s name the more you like them
Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language
You understand that ‘excuse me’ can sound rude, while ‘scuse me’ is always polite
You know what it’s like to swallow a fly, on occasions via your nose
You understand that ‘you’ has a plural and that it’s ‘youse’
You know it’s not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle
You biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules of beach cricket
You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call ‘Anzac cookies’
You still think of Kylie as ‘that girl off Neighbours’
When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutally strip-searched by Customs – just in case you’re trying to sneak in fruit
You believe the phrase ‘smart casual’ refers to a pair of black tracky-daks, suitably laundered
You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction
When working at a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer
You get choked up with emotion by the first verse of the national anthem and then have trouble remembering the second
You find yourself ignorant of nearly all the facts deemed essential in the government’s new test for migrants.
Hey TB,I reckon the Rebels probably would have beat you up for wearing that jersey……Lucky you had Tiny with you.
There is a ride happening at Wauchope on the 17th.
Leg is fine, it is my instep that is giving it to me. The bit of your foot that you use to kick a kickstarter with.Quite handy when you own a XR600…:blink:
aarochild wrote:
Quote:THT WAS ON IT , ON IT , ON IT , ON IT! GET RIGHT ONTO IT!:blush:EH????
I don’t mind his current avatar but I didn’t like that bare arsed Borat one..
The 17th ride could even turn out as two days of riding yet..work that out with RiderX. Accommodation can be sorted pretty cheaply here at the local farm stay.
I have seen enough of your exposure already with that avatar of yours..LOL
I will have some stickers for you. I will reckon with RiderX organising the ride, there will be a good roll up.DanD wrote:
Quote:In your best David Attonbourgh (If thats how you spell it)voice“Here you have the very rare and endangered green Watagans bushpig, found wallowing in it’s natural environment. The green Watagans pig when cornered prefers to lay down in the mud rather than fight. It’s movements and pace are similar to the three toed sloth of the Amazon. It mainly feeds on poor grade unleaded and probably could adapt to drinking diesel, but prefers to eat an orange coloured slug known as a KTM slug. When in then company of other’s you will find it at the back of the pack prefering not to draw undue attention to itself in fear of being run down and attacked by the superior blue stallions that are seen running free in the Watagans”
All said in fun of the thread. (Except the KTM bit:laugh: :laugh: )
That is gunna take some beating!!! Ha ha ha ha Well thought out Dan..:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Mickust wrote:
Quote:Maybe I should put it back where it belongsGold!! .>>LMFAO!!!
I was bored today,…….:lol: My young bloke said it looks cool. [img size=640]http://www.obtrailriders.com/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/DSC02155.JPG[/img]
Who wants to be a moderator?????????????? It is a bloody dangerous job.
Me with a broken foot, Moto with a broken thumb and Tiny with his ribs dusted up.
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Moto said
Quote:There is types of men in life Mick, those who hold on to their machines when they go down and those who don’t. I’m pleased to see you didn’t let her goWhat sort of man were you Moto??
Wrist???
Can’t effing wait to hear the whole story :dry: Howz the patient??
Do you get the WRX to play in then Champo??
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