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moto wrote:
Quote:You are a funny man TB. I can’t believe you spent so much time concocting this thread :laugh:It had me thinking he was up to something big when he went quiet for about an hour.
I bet he was pissing himself laughing whilst he put that together!!GOLD, absolute gold. LMFAO you idiot!!!!
I reakon Madmac could knock one of those up,no worries.
Nah………I was gunna say……… no I better not.
I’ll PM it to ya.moto wrote:
Quote:It’s not my fault I can sit at work all day, play on the net and get paid to do itI do do work here and there. We’ll just call me ‘quick’ on the keyboard :p
But slow on the uptake…LOL
THis ought to be good TB has sumtin cookin…
moto wrote:
Quote:I was going to add that maybe it’s a case of not bothering to do what you are good at. I know an accountant who pays another guy to do his accounts. WTF!! I guess when you do it all day….I have often wondered how gynacologists get on???
5h1f7y wrote:
Quote:If you click Show Latest Posts Moto is the last person to post in 90% of themLmfao….when you have time to ride
When he isn’t “WORKING”
Out the bush middle of nowhere..
Tripper…My bike just made a funny sqealing noise,but it isn’t doing it now.
XR600..BRaaaaaap Brraaaap off into the distance in a trail of smoke.
Mick….Hmmm wonder what that was,jeez she is throwing some smoke.Shit he is riding it hard,he is flying.Back at home…..A week later.
XR600…Thump thump thump (nice XR idle) screech,grind,screech.
Mick….Better shut it down,sounds like the top end is running dry.
Tripper…Oh
Mick…Best drop the oil and see what is going on.
Tripper…Where do you drop the oil?
Mick…The bolt behind the gear stick.
Tripper…What size spanner do I use?
Mick…Fark me, have a look you idiot!!
Tripper…looks like 14mm
Mick….Right, but use a socket
Tripper…..Ha dick head,you are wrong,it isn’t the drain plug,no oil is coming out.
Mick….Yes it is and what do you mean there is no oil coming out???????!!!!!!
Tripper….None.
Mick….Dickhead, when was the last time you checked the oil?
Tripper..I haven’t, you checked it when I bought it.
Mick…Dickhead
Tripper…you are the mechanic!!!
Mick..since when?
Tripper.. Since I left it in your shed.
Mick…OK,just put fresh oil in it and see what happens.
Tripper…You got any oil?
Mick..Shit mate,how you off for socks and undies?Yeah there is a drum of oil there.Ten minutes later XR600 starts first kick.
XR600..Thump thump thump, (nice idle).tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic
Tripper..Whats that tic tic noise?
Mick…your stupidity.A farked top end.
Tripper..How are you gunna fix that??
Mick..I’m not, you are.3 weeks later the bike is still there untouched so I can’t see the famous CATXR at the Xmas Party.
So I know what you mean 5h1f7y.
moto wrote:
Quote:No command prompt involvedSo what’s at 9 Pirie Street, Fyshwick, ACT? Rural Press ACT office?
Beware, I’m watching
The Canberra Times,smarty
moto wrote:
Quote:How’s old Joe McNamara?You still at 159 Bells Line Road?
If you forget the phone and fax number let me know and I’ll remind you :laugh:
That is pretty good Moto (maybe you should have logged on as Secret Squirrel),But no I am not at that address, the server is at 159 Bells line road. Rural Press head Office.I just asked my Boss and apparently Joe is still our main I.T dude.
Did you do that via command promt?moto wrote:
Quote:How’s things at the Rural Press today?Guess who has been playing IP detective!!! Does it say I am at Nth Richmond by any chance?
Trailboss wrote:
Quote:Listen you 2 buttheads Moto and MickLets bring writing fake peoples quotes to a hold now, its funny but lets call a truce.
TB
Awwww just when I learnt how to do it..couldn’t you work it out TB??
No fair’s fair,no more of that shit OK? TRuce called from this end.moto wrote:
Quote:It had better be a big ride report too! I should have asked him to bring me back some BiltongBiltong,,Man I love that stuff. You can buy it at Mudgerreba on the Gold Coast.
From what TB says we have picked up a sponsorship deal with a beef Jerky mob who’s name escapes me at the moment.In all reality Moto,I couldn’t work out how to do it either.
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