[Mick DMember]

On their 50th wedding anniversary and elderly coule were celebrating in a local pub.

The old fella said to his wife. “Remember 50 years ago, when we made love against the fence at the back of this pub, how’s about we give it a go again for old time’s sake”

‘Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!’

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so
there’s no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the
tavern and
make their way to the fence.. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has
ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud
noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the
ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and
old age that he didn’t know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on. The policeman, is
still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I’ve got to
ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, ‘Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some
sort of secret to this?’

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, ‘Fifty years ago, that
wasn’t an electric fence

[Mick DMember]

A few random pics from the weekend

Connor getting some air over one of the tabletops

Dickie, Capper, Boags , Moose and Fossil watching the action on the MX track

Ollie decided to check his wheel bearing, only to discover there were none in there.

Ollie then got all industrious and decided to fix the fork seals on the YZ

It was day time then

As the night wore on he enlisted Dickie to help

The start of a great shed party

ChrisT, Nick and STM decided to drag out the big red lounge chair

KTMRAT profile pic

Fossil and Gassit share a laugh

The Old Bull snake pit and camp area.

Mick’s palatial lodgings.

[Mick DMember]

I have leech bites, scratches, bruises and a rather sore arm, but still I had a great weekend. I have never been up to Bill’s and not had a great time actually. A huge thanks, to Keryn, Bill and their family for putting on another great weekend. The food and hospitality have raised the bar once again. If you went hungry this weekend it was your own fault.

Scott our leader for both days also deserves a big Cheers too, great trails mate.

Bill has a fantastic set up were he lives, it is a deadest dirt bike Nirvana, the beauty of Bill’s place is that the kids can come along for the ride and they get to experience top notch bush trails with their Dad’s! It is great to ride with the young blokes and they have a great time and gain valuable experience by riding in the group.

Saturday saw about 35 of us hit the trails and Sunday saw 27 riders back up again. It was a bit humbling for me today to concede defeat on a hill after 3 good cracks at it (one of which saw the XR disappear into the scrub riderless), only to see Connor nail it on his first go! Moose also got a lesson in humility as his 14 year old son rode ol Burple up the same hill on his first go (no mean feat for a 14 year old to ride a XR600 up a snotty hill).

It was great to catch up with the regular Old Bull ride sluts for a social drink and it was also great to meet a few new faces too. Thanks Nato for a blast on your brand new Gasser 300, a very nice bike indeed.

One job I must do this week is change the oil in the XR, I am pretty sure the clutch was red hot after towing Jeffro home on his DR. That was a big job indeed, especially as I am sure the rope we used started life as rigging on the Endevour and it snapped a few times.

All I can say in finishing is, if you weren’t there you missed out on one of those weekends that make Old Bulls so much fun.

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There are a few boys up your way. They might be a bit quiet for a day or two though, as they are gunna be here in Heaven riding. :laugh:

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Corey8 wrote:

Op yesterday and riding tomorrow……. Pissing blood and all. any one else like trying to piss razors.

Put me on the grade 2 and taking it easy i think.

I haven’t riden the pig on singles since October so you and me can take it easy together. :blush:

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Gday Dingo,
You certainly live in a good area of the MNC for riding! Tell us a bit more. What bike you ride and what sort of riding you have been doing. Just so we can hook you up with the right crew for a ride.
Cheers
Mick

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No Red Man??? (actually amazed that he is still alive) :laugh:

Looking forward to shaking hands again Bear. Hopefully you are still a XR man?

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My favourite riding tune is, “Thump thump thump”, by Soichiro Honda. :woohoo:

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Uncle Fester wrote:

Top bike. they just run forever.

looking at the pic, it wouldn’t surprise me if it isn’t still a goer! Wouldn’t take much if she wasn’t !

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Cressy, I just rang Osmooian and he is unable to come Saturday now. So his spot was up for grabs and you are it, it seems

See ya Saturday, allow 15 minutes (min) from the Service station at Telegraph Point, you will need to turn off there.

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I am thinking Suzuki TS185 there Bol.

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No worries Ev I will mark you as confirmed and will send the PM. See ya there on saturday!

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looking forward to the finished article!! After your last post about the missing nuts, I had a rat around in the shed and it appears that I never got them with the bike in the first place. It was in Pieces when I got it.

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Just went through the list and confirmed who I knew was coming for sure. Let us know asap if you haven’t confirmed.

KTMRAT- Confirmed
Ratlet 601J- Confirmed
Ratlet 611,- Confirmed
Ollie- Confirmed
Ollie’s Brother- Confirmed
Micknmeld -Confirmed
Connor -Confirmed
Jeffro -Confirmed
BellingenEV-Confirmed
Corey8 – THERE IN SPIRIT
Nato -Confirmed
G rider _confirmed
King STM -Confirmed
Sjono520 -Confirmed
Timd505 +Troy, Saturday -Confirmed
Dude Confirmed
Dozer confirmed
Dickie- Confirmed
Kram + Zy- Confirmed
Nickj- Confirmed

Fossil?? bike issue maybe
Unit + mini units X4 ,saturday Confirmed

kellygang X 4- Confirmed
Gassit- Confirmed
Bearxr4-Confirmed
Boags- Confirmed

Osmooian
Adam- Confirmed
Sam-Confirmed
Ryno- Confirmed
Chris-t- Confirmed
Cappa55
Zimbo

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Jeffro wrote:

I’m there!!!

What time does the ride start? Have to decide whether to come up Friday night or Saturday morning.

9am start, I am heading up early Saturday morning.

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