[Bruce CurtisMember]

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I don’t need your excuses :laugh:

I do, and I’d like a bulk buy discount if possible for some of your best, you do sell them by the Dozen Mick?

I’d like a few for why I can’t go to work, acouple for getting out of school plays, and right now one for why I was asleep in my chair when the boss walked in.

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

Boony wrote:

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Splice the sheath on the HT cable going to your sparkplug and run a ‘jumper’ wire upto to your nose and affix to the skin in between your nostrils with a crocdile clip (don’t forget to apply moisture first). Crank the bike over and ride like holy hell with your extra burst of energy.

Don’t say I never help.

Mata your a ledgend, I tried this modification on the DR on the weekend and crikey it went, It must assist with the instant aceleration section of the power range, because when I hit the starter I think the bike just took off and threw me off the back. I must have hit my head because I think i was out for a while,
Is there another way of connecting the wire to your body,them aligator clips are sharp.
Was thinking maybe reducing the length of wire would assist in voltage transfer thus increasing impact from the modification, and you could attach the wire to,,,,say your scrotum:ohmy:

Thanks for the tips and I will be sure to help others with your suggestion in the future.
Boony

Did it work like a short sharp shock does with Bulls, you know wink wink, with the “response time”

Seriously though to emulate this I’ve retarded the ign on the some of my bikes in the past, including the YZ, helps low end a fair bit.

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

Boony wrote:

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????:huh:

That’s a bike?

I thought it was a roller blade!!!

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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Chris, There are people that have gotten Girlfriend 1.1 to successfully interact with Girlfriend 2.0 and made some very interesting video tutorials of said interactions.:blink:

conversely I have heard of one that got Wife V 1.0 to willingly interact with Girlfriend V 2.0 and before you could blink they had locked him out of the system and found they could interface without him, he is now in the market for Girlfriend Basic V3.0 that is only licenced for one user.

[Bruce CurtisMember]

shane_vor wrote:

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It’s been bugging me for months!

Shane i think the term you’re looking for is.

What’s a Gay activity? cause it Buggers me.

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

Most knowledgeable Bloke I know with computers is a 145kg bull necked sherman tank of a bloke, rough huge hands, fingers like sausages, arms like a sprinters legs, loves his hotrods, chainsaws, large powerful roadbikes and his old XR500r, is doing up a 52 dodge ute ATM, we met when we were both young fellas working in the logging game, camping out rough all week to earn a quid, he was a tree faller, I was a dozer/skidder driver, and tree faller. He’s my kids Godfather these days, cause i couldn’t think of a better bloke to look after them if the worst occurred, and it’s going to be priceless to see the look on the face of any spotty teenage “groper” who wants to take advantage of my little girl when hes meets all “the parents”, like my Younger Sis’s Hubby when he first meet the 5 older brothers.
He taught me everything I know about computers, which ain’t that much in the scheme, but turns out we DID make the right choices at school leaving at 15 and all cause we both ended up as “nerds” but we have better stories and more scars than your stereotypical poindexter. :unsure:

BTW they used to have 5.5″ floppys and they really were floppy, but Big Bill never liked the floppys anyway………..:dry:

Still stay away from Girlfriend 7.2 she’ll overheat your plugins and leave you with a flogged out floppy and a burnt memory………

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

You too Mick, have a good one, just finished the policy I was updating in time to email to the right department and almost time to scedaddle, had to fix a flat on the car at lunchtime, bloody great roofing screw jammed into it. At 5.00 leave here go visit the sick Mrs in the Hospital after I throw the kids in the car and apologise to their babysitter for…. well them, being them I s;pose .

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Such is Life

[Bruce CurtisMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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I tell you what though boys,if what ever operating system you have at the moment gets wind of the talk on this thread, I doubt if their USB port will except your external hard drive ever again

Oh Mick 1.0 you’d be surprised what a good well rounded operating system will put up with before becoming totally unstable and denying access, but while trying new programs remember if not using the correct virus protection there’s always the data left in the Cache’, which if you’re unlucky could turn into Paternity 3.0., just after the 9 month trail period of girlfriend V7.2

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Boony wrote:

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ECKS-Man wrote:

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I think Boony’s problem could be partially resolved by the installation of A-Clue 1.1 which is a great resource, and overwrites any of the ongoing conflicts caused by the 3.5″ floppy. If the problem is related to his harddrive though, I suspect it may be more cost effective to completely format Boony 1.0 and try a new operating system with more resources.

KEEPERS BALL

Yep Corrupted system here, now he thinks he’s a gaming machine plaing soccer no less, probably an 1980’s Atari (same design era as the Zook Eh?)or commodore 64 reckon he needs a reboot and replacing that 3.5″ floppy with an external Stick that works.

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Boony wrote:

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WTF are you lot on about this time

get out of the sheds or open a window for ventilation the fumes are effecting your heads:dry: :huh: :blink:

I suspect he’s trying to run a modern version on an ancient 3.5″ floppy that works sporadically.

CPU needs replacing, doesn’t process quick enough, either that or he has too big a harddrive and all his resources are wasted trying to run it.

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micknmeld wrote:

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I have also heard of people have success with wife V0.2 which is only available from the Philippines. It is said to be user friendly and much more compliant than the versions available here.

But sometimes those Blokes have insufficent harddrives or are even limited to 3.5″ floppys to consistently satisfy the demands of domestically produced versions, this may lead to Wife 1.0 root files being totally corrupted by Neighbour 2.0 or Workmate 2.2, so instead of subscribing to another domestic product they at great expense import said Wife V0.2 which may or maynot have had many foriegn software developers using assorted plugins before it is installed here or could be infact another sort of programme altogether then being retweaked by removing plugins which will leave serviceable gaps in the software, then gets reassigned a new designation and no-one is any the wiser, particularly the end user.

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

Jeffro wrote:

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Just be careful because wife 1.0 and girlfriend 1.9 are not compatable. If they ever interface you will most certainly suffer some kind of system crash which will involve lawyer 3.0 and cost a small fortune.

I have experienced this, with Girlfriend 7.2 tried to interface with Wife 1.0 using coffee and cake 3.8, unfortunately one being written in Unix and the other in Binary code they are totally incompatable about using the same harddrive, even with a partition the overall system got shaky and unreliable and CPU was eventually denied access to either or both at once which caused the CPU to overheat and unable to perfrom basic function without total reconfiguration, during the course of this both operating systems demanded an upgrade, which in turn requires a newer generation CPU, so at the risk of losing all the previous years data, Girlfriend 7.2 subscription was not renewed and had to be forcibly deleted from the root files. Now the system is running along beautifully with just Wife 1.0 and finds the occassional memory shortage or reboot not too major an issue and being an uncomplicated system there is no need for expensive add-ons, yearly renewals and the plugins work great.

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The above is a work of fiction only the names may have been changed to protect someone from recognising me

[Bruce CurtisMember]

I had Wife 1.0 for 25 years, was very compatable with my needs, but got a bit dated so along came an introductory offer of Girlfriend 7.2, initially was everything it professed to be and the bonus offers were too great to ignore, the software was unbelieveably compliant and highly interactive, but unfortunately after several months it insinuated itself into all of my software and hardware, starting wanting new plugins and add-ons like jewellery 8.2, shoes 6.5 and holidays 3.2, and it felt like my harddrive was running the show in unison with the provided software, then Girlfriend tried to automatically upgrade and become life companion 1.0. So I uninstalled and luckily with a bit of negotiation and a good sales pitch restored access to Wife 1.0 and is what I be sticking with until total CPU failure.

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

I Like it the way it is all electronic and stuff, except when I write the coolest most insighful and groundbreaking post ever, I know it’s destined to become a pulitzer finalist, sit back proof read it for content glow in the narcissistic warmth of my self-proclaimed superiority, and then I hit “submit”, and WTF it tells me that write access has been disabled, and I know that I will never write anything that good again.

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

yep what i thought they were, how do they go in the slimy clay?

not bagging just interested in the “weight makes them stable in all conditions” theory that gets bandied about.

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