[Bruce CurtisMember]

menace wrote:

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problem is boony, i joined there last night, sifted thru the red necks, and the biggest d!ckhead i found was an aussie.!!!

yeah sure theres knobs on every forum (like ME on this one).
i was thinkin
this bloke was takin the piss, but the more i read the sadder it got.

ill PM you his name as not to offend, check him out:P

It’s me, I’m the biggest dikhead on an american forum………….Actually it’s not, there is no way, while yes I do suffer dikheaditis at times that I could outdick a full blown american dickhead in full dickhead mode, no self respecting Aussie dickhead could, we’d kill him at birth if he was that bad

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

The original Scott “turbo” google had a little electric fan built into them, but apparently the motor didn’t last all that long, but the name stayed on into a new range of eyewear.

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

I think apart from the pricing structure NSW system as awhole is much better than some other states, I travel in QLD all the time and the amount of unsafe vehicles with wobbly bits and broken down on side of freeways is absolutely staggering. One trip to Brisbane the kids counted 38 broken down vehicles on the side of the Pacific Hwy between coolangatta and the turbot street turnoff. We saw an F-100 broken in half so bad the sills were on the tar once at a busy intersection, overloaded with fresh produce aqnd rust holes, incredibly 6 months later we saw it again “repaired” and same old bloke driving to the markets, imagine what sort of brakes and handling it has, then imagiine it trying to stop from htting your car or a kid on a crossing.
No thanks I’ll take yearly inspections and enforceable insurances protects me and mine from absurd idiots who think it’s ok to drive unsafe vehicles into the public arena.

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

Het TB just go Sans jersey, that’s even more avante’ guarde’ I never wear one, just a tee or singlet underneath the Troy Lee armour, got a used once “alloy” (no-fears top o’ the line I believe) racejersey in KTM “shudder” colours, that stays in my camelpak.

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

Maybe the answer for Moto is to spray Mr Sheen directly onto his eyeballs, he will always have a “sparkle” then and if he whines, well he has a legit reason…after all it is twice as expensive as black and gold.

Or try it on his seat, mate of mine did that on a ZZR1100, was as funny as hell the whole day watching him trying to stay on the seat everytime he gave it a bit.

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

Hello XY (sounds a bit fordish) how the hell are you?

please feel free to start a thread on why the ’03-300exc was a distrastrous smelly pig with evil handling and the steering of a wet sheep….hows that to start off?

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Sorta like poking a brown snake with a short twig really

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Mr Sheen, I rode a bike to work and back for years in tropical weather,and solved this years ago, see “Mr Sheen” is the go, rain-x is good and the little bottles of Visor anti-fog also passable, bt “Mr sheen” is better value and works great, and you can shine your house after as well.

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

That is so so wrong on so many levels it beggars belief Moto…………….

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

I think Moto is proving that KTM in his case means Keep Throwing Money Mostly it actually means Kick Till Morning or Kill The Mongrel
I agree the American version of “sik” is mostly Sick

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

I think he is trying to say that the pink/red polka dots will not match his new Yamaha/KTM/Suzuki or possibly an Atomik.

Plus the other lads in the institution all wear stripes so he has too as well.

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Gotnoideaneverhadandneverwill

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Yeah I prefer canola oil, it is much better than that tacky brightly coloured bloody filter oil that stuff is hell to get out of your satin sheets……..:blush:

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Did I say that out aloud ?

[Bruce CurtisMember]

It was done by a master terrorist …..MR Ecks-Mon, not that it is hard to Hi-jack a thread, why you can even do it while talking about hi-jackers, or any other jackers.

Dogs are a good subject everyone has them and everyone is an expert, which is way cool, cause it means we all are good peoples with doggies and moggies and assorted oter pets like that Pommie bloke that everyone feels sorry for so they feed him and and let him out to give him excercise every now and then,even teaching him the ways of the pack.

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enema of the mundane

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Hello Fezza, glad make your virtual acquaintaince, you are doing fine 2 out of 3 is a good start
1-you returned to the fold of the offroad riders +
2-you ride a smoker ++++++
3-it’s orange –

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future offensives currently in planning stages against the might of the Austrian/Barvarian warlords

[Bruce CurtisMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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he also looks as though he has a large bulge in his pants and his daughter has a tail.LOL

That is just plain wrong on so many levels Mick, a black kelpie would never fit in your pants, and if you did manage to stuff him in there, there’d be no more bulges worth worrying about, and tails are not transpalantable onto young girls.

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[Bruce CurtisMember]

It’s been non-stop for a few days here as well, a few minor road closures but everything is now waterlogged and won’t take much for Lismore and surrounds to really start to feel it as well, saw the waterfall way on tele last night , and remembered why it is called the waterfall way…the water falls cross the road in these conditions.

Oh well better than that mongrel drought we had for a few years.

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