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just a quick word of advice on helmet stickers gentlemens, make sure the adhesive is a neutral type that is not solvent based as what the chemicals can do to a helmet shell is scary in an accident, have seen perfect circles pop out after a blow in the shape of the sticker, you would’ve sworn a plasma cutter had been at work.
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Moto wrote:
Quote:So basically, what we are getting at is that my last post was ‘spot on’. In my current state it took a lot for me to even comprehend what you have written, let alone formulate any sort of response.
I’m surprised you say I have a condescending aura. I like it though :laugh:
Oh, and if I catch you so much as glimpsing at one of concubines again you will be sent straight to the gallows without passing go or collecting $200.
Methinks an Iron maiden with a follow up from several “softer” maids would be far more appropriate and maybe some lashes for the good jester Menace, maybe yourself or the good king TB would enjoy a good lashing or partaking in the lashing process with the Good man Menace?
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Mr Moto as a Pommie from pommieland as it were, you of all persons should be adhereing to the Queens’ language proper, and also being a self-confessed part-time Queen yourself (Queen Moto has a ring to it doesn’t it?) you should also decree the good Mental Menace and Myself your royal court jesters with unbridled access to all the palace Nymphettes that you keep secreted around the royal households, furthermore we should recive, if your highness deigns it so, a full pardon from crimes past and present insofar as much as we entertain and delight the court entourage (who are enlarge possessed of wits most dim, therefore easily captured and bedazzled by our folly) and When King TB misunderstands or fails to grasp our most playful of puns you will keep him informed as is the way of a true Qween by slowly explaining our modest humour to his simple personage.
For it is continued assocaition with large bores and antiquated ways that keeps him so, and it is your fascination with all thing from Austria that gives you a superior if not misgiven condescending aura.BC
QCDear Mr Menage’ unfortunately I cannot attend the Louee gathering of decrepit blokes on bikes, much as it would delight my shrivelled black heart, alas t’will not be as my family life has deteriorated with my increasing insanity to a point where I believe my finances will be depleted by an ex-wife and a girlfriend who both believe they have ownership rights to my soul and wallet, on top of this one of our bikes is orange and yes needs my wallets regular ministrations as well, thankfully the green and blue bikes are oblivious to their orange counterparts demands and tantrum throwing or I would be well and truly cramed full by a taxidermist after the wafting excrement had hit the ossciilating rotating cooling device.
Mr Menage’ a trios don not let a lack of secondary eduction be a crutch for ones vocabulary prowess for I too was no Rhodes scholar having disembarked my half-hearted experiment with earlier formal education at a scant 15 years of age, fortunately I rediscovered the joys of learning in a structured atmosphere in my thirties and so improved my standing with all things of academia. For you too, could become a man of letters with scant effort for you posess both brain and imagination to be a literary figure of repute amongst your peers.
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get a haircut and get a real jobHerr Menage’ you have let loose the Austrians eh? a fighting force of….a few blokes with some orange smoke and camo paint in green, I also see they have the new pre-production KTMs based on the latest CZ designs with simplistic aircooled technology and dual PDS, it would be a real assett against the japanese “self defense” forces, who don’t even need to leave their seats, just push a couple of buttons and violia,orange gone and the Austrian language changes and then citizens assume new names like wun hung lowa, and eh se yu pee…….
and they will achieve this with the superior power of the rising (sun) rate linkage
Menage’ a trios you have been warned (unlike pearl harbour that is)
BC
enema of the austrian warmongerI commend all yous men who shave for a cure, now follow up with the relay for life, do it bald, do it hairy, but do it…personally I’m doing it bald (really have no choice in the matter to be honest)
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how many austrians can there be anywayCurrently I believe it is illegal to actually marry an inanimate object or two even, but hell when did being legal ever stop me???
Q-what is “bigamy”
A- one wife too manyQ2-what is monogamy?
A2- exactly the sameWatch me duck and weave now….
I still love my pivots, better than roc-stompers and even better than “footpeg extenders”
BC
weren’t the Austrians part of the axis powers?I move around on my bike alot, so I am now officially going to marry my pivot pegs:blush: I even found while I was teaching Mini-me race starts that getting my weight forward was easier and I only muffed up once while monoing…was a very very close call number plate got bent and all, I think I shifted my weight too quickly because of the pegs as the wheel found traction, so i will have to learn to compensate for that a bit.
Positives far out weigh any negatives for me.
Again this was a brilliant purchase, right up there with suspension mods… thanks ladies
BC
Now wanted by the austrian military for defaming their tanksCongratulations Mr Menace on your 300…….th post, that is a very nice model bike you have assembled there, but you forgot the linkage, it looks like the shock is just mounted direct from the frame to the swingarm, just as well it’s only a model cause no-one in their right mind would do that on a real bike ….gees it could hurt you trying to ride something with a rear end like that, probably damage your butt and coccyx or similar sounding appendages.:laugh:
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enemy of the state in AustriaSame here in shed ATM
One blue
One green
One orange
and soon to be a yellow maybe….BC
Yeah yeah……………………
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also clean shaven bald blokemicknmeld wrote:
Quote:Are we supposed to read the Yamaha section?? I thought that was Chris’ job:huh: No wonder no one wants the job if you gotta do that.:laugh:yeah the yamaha section is fairly boring, when they don’t need much help, no “woe is I for my footpeg has mysteriously left my honda again, should I buy a samsung now” or “how do you make a KTM handle?” threads, more like “my yamaha tickles me delicately when I brake” or, this bike is too much for I a mere former KTM owner, How do I make me handle better for the bikes skills”
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Even I get bored with the yamaha section, as nothing much bad happens, but the red and orange houses, they totally go off
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Moto wrote:
Quote:aarochild wrote:Quote:ey moto ,
great stuff…….starting to think you are quite the SNAGThanks Aaron but I’m taken :laugh:
Ahh that explains it you have been a multiple alien abductee………..
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no probing hereGood onya Moto, Big ole Labradors are wholehearted good buggers and deserve a good life, he will never ever grow up with you as a role model though :silly:
maybe if you show him how to pee outside on a tree or a post he’ll get the idea, and never ever chase him, it’s a game now, I’ll just get the bosses thong and he chases me…. what a game, Woohoo.Tug of war, with a rope (don’t let him win too much though) a good run everyday and affection and your life will be richer and your KTM (or subsequent yamaha, honda or husaberg) less likely to get on any stolen list.
Good man Sam for adopting Moto and Tyne.
BC
micknmeld wrote:
Quote:But nothing like I saw on DBW the other day,Jeez a few of them were up on their soap boxes giving Wildman what for, in no uncertain terms..
There’s more to it than is being written in the posts, there are a couple of blokes involved that may have totally buggered our riding areas by putting the co-ordinates up on every forum they could think of and telling all and sundry of where exclusive riding has been ongoing for years, don’t know why they did but apparently they did. Now within 3 short months it has gotten so crowded that head-ons have happened every weekend in one of these spots, helipads have been cleared and all. I won’t go there anymore as it is too dangerous, I used to take my family out there as it was “our” spot I had worked there logging years ago and the bloke who cut all the S/T has known me since I was a teenager, he doesn’t even ride there anymore and while it is Crown land, I am as paroichial as the next bloke about “my” areas.
So the argument over there is not about anything in particular it is about hatred and former mates gone sour.
Besides Wildman is a real Bloke like us and is bloody good young man with talent, took the best ever Pic of me crossing above the tooloom waterfall in 3rd on the back wheel, and then sent it to me to use.
BC
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