[Bruce CurtisMember]

Very contemporary Moto, very KTMish, very very…… suits the model too very black and orange and stuff

It’s a personal thing if we all had the same tastes the world would be boring.

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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ECKS-Man wrote:

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That was quick!:woohoo:

Us Honda boys usually are:laugh: :woohoo:

yeah I’ve been told that by several ladies Mick…………

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

He has terrible handwriting doesn’t he Moto, sorta like when my 8 yr old doctors up some thing in paint actually.
Well there is some correlation I s’pose, how do you know Ben Moto, i knew you were a “fluffer” for several big “movie” names but how’d you break into Offroad?

i understand the KTMs are not as suckessful domestically this year…why would this be so I wonder?

Bc

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Now it seems ecks quite like
you could be a dyke with a bike,
or a cigar smoking guy
with a glint in his eye,
but whichever the one
I’ll just cover me Bum,
Cause i was warned about your sort
by me saintly old Mum.

And Moto dear Moto,
cry not my pet,
for your testes to drop
there’s plenty time yet,

and Ecks my dear Ecks,
you could offer me money,
but no amount of lucre,
would make me that funny,
even the lure of a full body massage,
will never gain you,
entry to that passage.

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

No Moto you silly sausage, one of them took the trick and made it his own.
Broc Glover woulda been no more than 6 when on any sunday was made, Blimey limey

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

From memory you’re right, but one of the mid-eighties supercross stars used to do it all the time, mighta been Barnett too…………

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Gee Champo, haven’t heard that term in many many years the Flying W, wasn’t it Broc Glovers signature move?

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

1983 RM125D piston and rings thrown at it every so often, never ever broke down, always started first or second kick.
Tke KTM300 rates highly here too

worst almost any pre 80s YZ or the mongrel KLX250 I had

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Moto has said
he’d rather shoot blanks
But he better off
having not sex but just W**ks

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Regrinds are old school, the old blokes could custom make you any duration and lift specs you’d want or need, true they don’t look as pretty but I’ve only ever seen windsor & cleveland V8s break cams ( oh and one bombed to the eyeballs yoshi kitted 836cc CB750 F1, but that was a starvation issue we fixed with external oil feeds and a spray bar.

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

I could do this,
All bloody day
cause it’s much easier
than earning my pay.

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Here’s a scenario
for you young Moto,
Perhaps you get lucky,
But the chick is all clucky,
In her belly will grow
A mini Moto,
complete with a Mo’

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Ah but young Ecks
chicks don’t want long,
What’s the point of it all
if you use it all wrong,
besides me thinks you do fret,
cause rather than an Eck
you’re more an Eckette

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Bloody DRZ weighs a tonne in the first place, now you’d need a HR licence just to ride it….

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Oh my good man Ecks
for you there’ll be no sex,
cause to motos’ new mo’
the girls will all go
and to admire his impressive new pecs.

BC

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