Bruce Curtis

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  • in reply to: 500 Posts! #125139

    Bruce Curtis
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    Moto go grow that mo
    and the ladies they will know,
    that you are the one
    to father a handsome son,
    so when you are old,
    you’ll never grow cold.

    Or keep the look,
    and look like a chook,
    The ladies will run
    cause you’ll look like no fun,
    so the luck you will find
    will keep your nuts in a bind,
    so eventually you will die,
    having poked yourself in the eye.

    in reply to: 500 Posts! #125129

    Bruce Curtis
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    If he grew a “handlebar” Moustachio maybe he’d get more “riding” in :laugh:

    BC

    in reply to: 500 Posts! #125125

    Bruce Curtis
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    Seeing that photo Moto reminds me of what my wifes’ grandfather used to say in his slow country Queensland drawl
    “I ain’t ever trusted a New South Welshman, especially one with a moustache”

    Really thnk he was onto something with that….. just wondering Moto ever spent time in a turkish gaol?
    play the banjo?

    BC

    in reply to: intro #125121

    Bruce Curtis
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    Hello Dozer, glad to met you electronically and all, seem to like honda or two eh?

    in reply to: Gloves #125109

    Bruce Curtis
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    We have what sometimes seems like 30 gazillion pairs between us at home, from Fox to Answer to Troy lee to actually quite comfortable O’neals to horrible fitting saturday morning emergency no-namers, but my favourite pair is my old “Works Issue” suzuki gloves from 1983, tailoered full pig leather, decent knuckle and back of hand protection and still going strong after 100s of motos and a little bit of trail riding, unfortunately as I got older I got fatter & sweatier and they don’t breathe like the newer ones so they have ended up in my nostalgia drawer, the Lad can get ’em when I’ve gone to show his kids, sorta like the old flyboy boots everyone used to wear in “scrambles”.

    BC

    in reply to: DBW9 at Catombal #124888

    Bruce Curtis
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    menace wrote:

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    ecks, call me silly but what is a “poker run”??

    Basically my comrade young Menace it’s is a situation were most probably you’ve got really inebriated, picked up, got lucky, sobered up, realised what you’ve got into and left in a hell hurry (yamahas are the best for this part, ktms maynot be quick enough or maynot start)
    it’s a Poke-her-& Run

    or it could be a variation on Eck’s type, but the first type is way more fun at the time, except you can’t really tell the missus all about your “excellent riding skills last night”

    in reply to: Weekend camp out and learning #124683

    Bruce Curtis
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    That’s a really sweet, loving caring, nice thing to do the couple who rides together and all that, nice area from the look of it too, really good phots and well written report, now young Biarch don’t you ever ever let on to any other women that that other couples do this, what the hell would I do if my Wife or my Girlfriend found out they could take up my solitary “get away from it all” pastime as well so they could spend more time together with me:unsure: ?

    Actually looks like you guys had loads of fun, keep it up.

    BC

    in reply to: tyres…..who uses what??? #124718

    Bruce Curtis
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    To answer Menaces’ question yes I have tried a trials tyre, the Pirelli on my old 300exc it gives amazing traction in most instances, but was unpredictable in braking and MX style cornering, it suited the 300 as they are slower on the revs than most other smokers and have good torque and nose down steering. Having said that once on swamp grass or similar it was a nightmare of the highest order, a bald mitas was far superior, but that was the only surface I found in 1000ks of riding that stopped it, hillclimbs were a cinch and power sliding on loose stuff was very progressive, wear factor was excellent and because of the high sidewalls you could run it down to 4.5 psi in real bad times and the rim didn’t get a single mark.
    Looks poofy though although very Avante’ garde’ Knighter used one in erzberg last year.

    wouldn’t put one on the YZ though as it spins up like no other bike I’ve ever owned and tends to rely on friction to get forward motion underway, so my current choice is dunlop soft compund 736 on front, very surefooted and neutral, and dunlop 952 on rear not as good as the 736 rear but lasts more than one ride and gives good grip and predictable response on most surfaces.
    But remember the YZ weighs in around the 100kg mark so it probably wouldn’t suit a semi-touring heavyweight firetrail blaster.

    BC

    in reply to: New Member #124594

    Bruce Curtis
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    Hello Papa Smurf, glad to make your virtual acquaintaince.

    BC-not from Vichoria.

    in reply to: Stolen at Ellenborough…$3000 reward #124598

    Bruce Curtis
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    No clues at all Mick?

    Two kids bikes and a quad, that’s sounds like opportunistic asshulls.

    BC

    in reply to: Doug Domokos The Wheelie KING #124196

    Bruce Curtis
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    There you go, I had no idea he’d been killed, thought he just drifted off into the ether as FMX went ballistic…… he was a legend tho’.

    BC

    in reply to: Surprising stats…or maybe not #124192

    Bruce Curtis
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    I have TB, unfortunately personal relationship circumstances at the moment won’t allow me to plan too far into the future with any certainty.

    BC

    in reply to: Surprising stats…or maybe not #124187

    Bruce Curtis
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    So the big 20K has been passed and well onto 25K?

    take heart young Trannie Moto t’is better to dress up as the iron lady than Winston Churchill cause then you’d be forced to suck on “cigars” and let’s face it Maggie sucked nothing in her life

    BC

    in reply to: Surprising stats…or maybe not #124154

    Bruce Curtis
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    I am just asking Moto, does it matter who posts the most, as those who post the most may be the most with something to post?

    Moto is a trannie, this shall come as no surprise as we all know how the brits love to dress up like maggie thatcher and get a whipping from the other lads

    BC

    in reply to: Reborn #124084

    Bruce Curtis
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    Riak management even Moto, look at events of the past and determine the probability of the future.

    BC

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