[Bruce CurtisMember]

Fair dinkum, public school fees of over $900 per child?

Crikey my two go to the fire & brimstone nunnery and it’s not a great deal more than that.

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

So what you’re saying Moto is that it is Karma that your karma is being Karmaed?

probably fate really .

and no it’s not I, one would disagree publicly and debate the point.

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

yeah next time someonesnaps a peak off, see how geeky they look, just like one of those highheel wearing, leather bound, latte sipping vespa arsepilots (AKA road posers)

I still have the quarter moon peak three rivet clipped on my old NAVA screwed to the wall in the shed, way cooler with than without.
Also the do keep the sun out of your eyes also the shadows are easier to see into as the retina doesn’t have to focus as often, like Mick head down and slightly to the right when roost comes my way, and if a thin plastic peak snaps your neck before it gives, sorry slug but you have much bigger issues at play here .

Road bike visors are not fun in the dust with no peak, this I know for a fact, also in the wet and mud they are less tahn fun and roosting tends to wreck them fast.

BC

edit-but Mick I put chicken because their necks are spindy and break easily DOH, not referring to chicken the old bull (doesn’t that sound oxymoronic?), and slugs are invertebrae with no-necks and no bones

[Bruce CurtisMember]

ahh music to my ears Moto the younger.
When you ride a KTM you at least can laugh at vespa jockeys.

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

I see a lot of KTMs upside down, wonder if it has anything to do with the suspension? now what was that called again??????

Mr Blue

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Keep it down there Mick don’t need it here, we still haven’t fully recovered from the one early last year.

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

That’s cause it’s ladies night at the palace hotel.

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Moto wrote:

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My tyre loses traction before I could get that far over….

This is a problem?
call it drifting or rear wheel steering, apply oppo lock and throttle helps, had one of the border boyz chase me on the tar a while back………. he ran out of knobs too .

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

As bad as Monty Python geeks you mob are.

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Ben told you before will tell you again you have a real talent for finding the moment and capturing it & then putting it together well.
Wonder if there’s any money in editing the streetbike blokes and car idiots helcam stuff for them, or for insertion into tv ads?

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Most roadriders can’t ride outa sight because they started too late and on the wrong surface to really learn to ride competently, the ex dirt boys are easy to spot, they tend to have the elbows up and fingers hovering over clutch and brake levers, plus they don’t paddle around like ex-scooter jockeys. Tend to still scrape the pegs when on tar transport meself on the YZ.

When you ride a KTM you still ride like a girl, yeah a girl.

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

champo35 wrote:

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speaking of intelligent design

what do people think of the angular new edge styling. especially on their rally and road bikes?

looks sharp!

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

From the sacred book of uncounted sorrows (KTM owners bible)

I am the Lord your God thou shall worship me and none else the god known as Lord Orange
You shall have no other gods before me even though said other gods maybe more wise and potent, faster and better handling
You shall not make for yourself any replacement part, the hardparts catelog is the only guide you need
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your KTM, shall not be referred to in heathen terms such as Kick til Morning
Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy for repairs after the saturday ride
Honor the father and mother the LC4 and the aircooled 2 stroke
You shall not kill yourself for owning a KTM, or once you hav joined the cult resignation is not permitted
You shall not commit adultery by riding anothers Cycle
You shall not steal glances at Blue or Red bikes
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor If he/she rides a KTM, however slanderous gosip is encouraged against the red or Blue tribes.
You shall not covet your neighbor’s Bike.
You shall not covet other coloured bikes that belong to your neighbor.

So shall the flock follow

[Bruce CurtisMember]

I believe that in the overall picture of motorcycle racing if you include major domestic titles post 1970 you would have to agree that KTM is very much a “johnny come lately” and I would believe that on ratio of bikes sold to titles won it would be Ducati and the New Zealand Vee twin the Britten,then next category overall winningnest post 1970 I think you would find it would be a toss betwixt the tuning forks and the red wings of Thor, don’t thinks so well think GPs’ think 125s,250s,500s, modern Gp superbikes, think Motorcross of the 70s, eighties and ninties to now, think ISDE since Ibiza alone, think Trials, think AMA superbikes. Admittedly KTM is relatively only done well recently and yes well as can be, but it would also be interesting to determine their competetion budget on the same ratio of bikes sold to money thrown at the top enduro riders to persuade them to cross over, and I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Knighter & Taddy could win on almost anything half decent.

But one must remain object, and bright shiny things do attract ……..

Bruce C.

[Bruce CurtisMember]

menace wrote:

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“id rather see my sister in a brothel than a brother on a honda” Kato 3:16- appendix III

menace

Well that’s one way to pay for the spares…………………………LOL

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