[Bruce CurtisMember]

No the way the “media” is these days

Out of town Motorcycle Gang terrorises unfortunate Wauchopians, Mayor demands State government enforce anti-gang laws

“In other news, locals report excellent weekend for tourism, takings in most business up 100% and local motels were booked out as well”

[Bruce CurtisMember]

billt wrote:

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3-IN-ONE Professional Silicone Spray Lubricant

AND IT’S SHINY SHINY ON PLASTIC TOO…..

I use it for not the chain, but to coat the bike pre-ride to help stop crud sticking on everything.

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Jeffro wrote:

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Maybe Blue you could bring Warlock along as a display unit for some other unit

hey Jeffro, am bringing a “display” bike a 2 stroke with a piston the size of a smallblock chev’s a really mean cranky magic dragon of a bike, makes the warlock feel like a minibike, well I’m transporting it down anyway, I’m sure some units will get a kick out of it anyhow.

I did……..

[Bruce CurtisMember]

I am bringing a bike, not one I can ride there though as it’s Champos new Cr500AF, he acquired.

The warlock is having a slight electrical issue at the moment, it would appear I have lost a lighting coil winding in the last few months.

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

I am still attending, however at this stage i will be in a non-riding capacity, while my finger should be healed, the nerves are not great and as a result my bike will not be ready.

But we are booked in at the farmstay. and I promised the family a weekend away so we will be there Friday arvo, through to Sunday night anyway.

[Bruce CurtisMember]

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There is a huge difference between tight and SMART.

big difference also between tight, SMART & CAUGHT OUT Too Michael….

Now what was that assignment you were on last Weekend again?

Glad to hear you all had fun, also great to read that Dennis’ back is well enough to travel, must be making progress…

[Bruce CurtisMember]

believe it or not, but i not long ago bought one off a local council (as excess to their needs) with almost identical specs, except running windows XP Pro, monitor and keyboard incl for $100.

They’re out there if you hunt them down.

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Albert Einstein arrives at a dinner party. He introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The man answers, “241.”

“That is wonderful!” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!”

Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The lady answers, “144.”

“That is great!” responds Albert. “We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!”

Albert goes to another person and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The man answers, “51.”

Albert’s face lights up as he exclaims, “So you’re the one who rides the KTM parked out front!”

[Bruce CurtisMember]

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Newcastle who can run faster than her six brothers?

A: A virgin.

[Bruce CurtisMember]

I raced a Harley today and after some really hard riding I managed
to PASS the guy. I was riding on one of those really, really
twisting sections of mountain road with no straight sections to
speak of and where most of the bends have warning signs that
say “MAX SPEED 50 KPH”.

I knew if I was going to pass one of those monsters with those
big-cubic-inch motors, it would have to be a place like this where
handling and rider skill are more important than horsepower alone.

I saw the guy up ahead as I exited one of the turns and knew I could
catch him, but it wouldn’t be easy. I concentrated on my braking and
cornering. Three corners later, I was on his mudguard. Catching him
was one thing; passing him would prove to be another.

Two corners later, I pulled up next to him as we sailed down the
mountain. I think he was shocked to see me next to him, as I nearly
got by him before he could recover. Next corner, same thing. I’d
manage to pull up next to him as we started to enter the corners but
when we came out he’d get on the throttle and out-power me. His
horsepower was almost too much to overcome, but this only made me
more determined than ever.

My only hope was to out-brake him. I held off squeezing the lever
until the last instant. I kept my nerve while he lost his. In an
instant I was by him. Corner after corner, I could hear the roar of
his engine as he struggled to keep up. Three more miles to go before
the road straightens out and he would pass me for good.

But now I was in the lead and he would no longer hold me back. I
stretched out my lead and by the time we reached the bottom of the
canyon, he was more than a full corner behind. I could no longer see
him in my rear-view mirror.

Once the road did straighten out, it seemed like it took miles
before he passed me, but it was probably just a few hundred yards. I
was no match for that kind of horsepower, but it was done. In the
tightest section of road, where bravery and skill count for more
than horsepower and deep pockets, I had passed him. Though it was
not easy, I had won the race to the bottom of the mountain and I had
preserved the proud tradition of one of the best bits of Brit iron.

I will always remember that moment. I don’t think I’ve ever pedaled
so hard in my life. And, some of the credit must go to Raleigh
cycles, as well. They really make a great bicycle…

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Nothing wrong with having a gay icon as your avatar, crikey anyone would think we were all homophobes>>>>>>

Psst watch out for Boony I think he’s gay, cause the bunyip likes him so much

Nah seriously, your avatar only has to mean something to you, and if TB wants to be a Blonde haired, Blue eyed, beer drinking extrovert Gay Bloke from the States, he can damn well be one.

Or if he wants to be a polar bear with an addiction problem, he can be that as well.

he can be a minority lesbian whale for all we should worry…

(TB you’re not are you?)

BC

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Boony wrote:

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for the love of god do something. :blush:

there finally lost the plot, big time :ohmy:

yep looks like “Bunyip Time” to me.

[Bruce CurtisMember]

TB wrote:

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And Bruce I haven’t given up on your request mate. I actually asked another source the other day. When I take the Tenere in end of next week I will suss the other source we spoke about

TB

Thanks TB, a 5.6 or if at all feasiblke a 5.7 (don’t even know if there is such a beast, but hey I reckon it’d be in the ballpark)

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Hey STM, what do you want for the 5.6 when you’re done?

I’ve just put a 5.5 back in mine and it’s a little soft for me, to get race sag in the ballpark, I lose all my static sag……(interpreted as fat bastard syndrome) although I have got a Racetech one in the shed, I’ll check its codes tonight, though from memory I think it’s a 4.8.

Bc

[Bruce CurtisMember]

BOLLOCKS wrote:

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menace wrote:

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spiderman isnt gay :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

but duffman definately drops anchor in pooh bay :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

no spidermans not gay
admin…have mercy..this the bullpit….But if you choose to exterminate this post no worries
if you don’t…i will bake you a cake

fingers crossed :blink:

What the HELL is going on there??????

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