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  • in reply to: Tyre Changing, good the bad and the ugly #179962

    Bruce Curtis
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    Do what I do, Find a mate with a tyre changing machine, let him do it cause it’s an OH&S issue it you do.

    Too many tyres over too mnay years and I still suck at it, mainly cause I hate it.

    Although sometimes you must do it on the trailside, gives a chance for a smoke and a drink break…

    in reply to: How to gear it #179960

    Bruce Curtis
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    XRTRAILHACK wrote:

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    How do you make a case saver out of neoprene breadboard?

    Noeprane is a deceptively easy material to work with, can be cut with a fretsaw, but is as tough as a Scotsman with a mace.

    You cut a template out of cardboard to suit the boltholes and the size of the sprocket, then get a breadboard of your preferred colour (blue for me) and cut to shape, drill the holes, trail fit, smooth out any irregularities with a heat gun and a good tool. Fit and violia a custom made trick looking case saver that costs peanuts, and it by all accounts works better than alloy or steel as it absorbs much of the shock of a chain derailment without pulling bolts through cases, and has a good memory, which means it will probably sustain SFA damage.

    Have a look at the Pics of the Warlock, that’s what it has.

    in reply to: How to gear it #179959

    Bruce Curtis
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    Re; changing the gearing to “smooth” out the power:

    this works well on torquey bikes that suffer from “neither here nor there” internal gear ratios, and CAN enable you to better use the spread of power and ride without constantly destabilising the bike by overrevving, however if you have a gearbox with a very high 1st and 2nd you run the risk of never leaving the lower gears in S/T, and back to square one.
    In your case Boony, if you are happy with your current gearing and it is a gearing “of all trades” just let it be and concentrate on riding like te tamworth wind.

    in reply to: How to gear it #179919

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    singletrackmind wrote:

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    Mr Blue wrote:

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    T/B is indeed correct about torque values on front sprocket size.

    We did the same with the kids on BMX bikes, long crankarms as practical for little legs, and as small a front sprocket and compensate with the rear to retain the optimal gearing… a very switched on bloke showed me this years ago.

    But as also stated small front sprockets wear chains faster.

    Back in the day BMX bikes ran 44/16 but today the standard is 25/9. Similar ratio but in keeping with what Mr Blue was trying to achieve back in the day.

    STM

    STM this was up to last year, “back in the day” indeed… :P

    Actually my daughter reckons she’s going racing again next season, and the philosphy is still the same, small front sprocket to tiny rear, unfortunately this costs about a squillion times more to setup than a standard 44/16.
    Missy 13 has a bit of leg power as well, she screwed the left crankarm inside the crank last time she raced, now we need a new set of them as well..

    Moto it is all information and I try not to dumb down anything, as that would make me a bad educator, and as i know Greg is still in that line of work it is our brief and training to give all reasons and theory to the students, how they interpret and utilise it is then up to them. However if you have all the aviliable information at your disposal you are less likely to make any changes that unwittingly put you behind the eightball again.

    Boony, if you wish to fit a 15 tooth and the case saver impeeds this, make a new one out of a neoprane breadboard.

    EDIT- wow a lot of stuff has transpired since I drafted this response around an hour ago, before pushing “submit”.

    in reply to: Follow the Leader-songlines #179928

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    LC4skin wrote:

    Quote:
    Tuesday I hate, oh Tuesday
    Ain’t no girls on the street
    Tuesday it ain’t good for nothing
    Drinking beer and watching TV

    Windin’ your way down on Baker Street
    Light in your head and dead on your feet
    Well another crazy day
    You’ll drink the night away
    And forget about everything
    This city desert makes you feel so cold.
    It’s got so many people but it’s got no soul
    And it’s taking you so long
    To find out you were wrong
    When you thought it had everything

    You used to think that it was so easy
    You used to say that it was so easy
    But you’re tryin’
    You’re tryin’ now
    Another year and then you’ll be happy
    Just one more year and then you’ll be happy
    But you’re cryin’
    You’re cryin’ now

    Way down the street there’s a lad in his place
    He opens the door he’s got that look on his face
    And he asks you where you’ve been
    You tell him who you’ve seen
    And you talk about anything

    He’s got this dream about buyin’ some land
    He’s gonna give up the booze and the one night stands
    And then he’ll settle down there’s a quiet little town
    And forget about everything

    But you know he’ll always keep movin’
    You know he’s never gonna stop movin
    Cus he’s rollin’
    He’s the rollin’ stone

    And when you wake up it’s a new mornin’
    The sun is shinin’ it’s a new morning
    You’re goin’
    You’re goin’ home.

    in reply to: How to gear it #179837

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    T/B is indeed correct about torque values on front sprocket size.

    We did the same with the kids on BMX bikes, long crankarms as practical for little legs, and as small a front sprocket and compensate with the rear to retain the optimal gearing… a very switched on bloke showed me this years ago.

    But as also stated small front sprockets wear chains faster.

    in reply to: Follow the Leader-songlines #179863

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    LC4skin wrote:

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    It’s just another manic Monday
    I wish it was Sunday
    ‘Cause that’s my Funday
    My I don’t have to runday
    It’s just another manic Monday.

    Have to catch an early train, got to be to work by nine
    And if I had an air-o-plane, I still couldn’t make it on time
    Cause it takes me so long just to figure out what I’m gonna wear
    Blame it on the train but the boss is already there.

    You get up every morning
    From your alarm clock’s warning
    Take the 8:15 into the city
    There’s a whistle up above
    And people pushin’, people shovin’
    And the girls who try to look pretty

    And if your train’s on time
    You can get to work by nine
    And start your slaving job to get your pay
    If you ever get annoyed
    Look at me I’m self-employed
    I love to work at nothing all day

    And I’ll be…
    Taking care of business every day
    Taking care of business every way
    I’ve been taking care of business, it’s all mine
    Taking care of business and working overtime
    Work out!

    If it were easy as fishin’
    You could be a musician
    If you could make sounds loud or mellow
    Get a second-hand guitar
    Chances are you’ll go far
    If you get in with the right bunch of fellows

    People see you having fun
    Just a-lying in the sun
    Tell them that you like it this way
    It’s the work that we avoid
    And we’re all self-employed
    We love to work at nothing all day

    And we be…

    Take good care of my business
    When I’m away, every day whoo!

    [Repeat first 2 verses]

    Takin’ care of business [4x]

    Takin’ care of business [repeat, fade]

    in reply to: G’Day #179719

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    Hello Rebore450, nice to make your virtual acquaintaince as it were.

    Bruce Cee

    in reply to: Guess who is off the durries!! #179713

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    EAGLE`02 wrote:

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    Was gonna say it will knock years of your age,,, but you are way past it anyhow :laugh: :P

    Oy Eags he’s not that old at all…. quite young actually… :ohmy:

    Aren’t we fellow HD model?

    in reply to: Follow the Leader-songlines #179688

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    xy-transit wrote:

    Quote:
    I’ve been roaming around
    Always looking down at all I see
    Painted faces, fill the places I cant reach

    You know that I could use somebody
    You know that I could use somebody

    Someone like you, And all you know, And how you speak
    Countless lovers under cover of the street

    You know that I could use somebody
    You know that I could use somebody
    Someone like you

    Off in the night, while you live it up, I’m off to sleep
    Waging wars to shape the poet and the beat
    I hope it’s gonna make you notice
    I hope it’s gonna make you notice

    Someone like me
    Someone like me
    Someone like me,

    Hey man, oh leave me alone, you know
    Hey man, oh Henry, get off the phone, I gotta
    Hey man, I gotta straighten my face
    This mellow thighed chick’s just put my spine out of place

    Hey man, my schoolday’s insane
    Hey man, my work’s down the drain
    Hey man, well she’s like total blam-blam
    She said she had to squeeze it but she – and then she

    {Refrain}
    Don’t lean on me, man
    ‘Cause you can’t afford the ticket
    I’m back on Suffragette City
    Don’t lean on me man
    ‘Cause you ain’t got time to check it
    You know my Suffragette City
    Is outa sight, she’s all right

    Hey man, ah Henry, don’t be unkind, go ‘way
    Hey man, I can’t take you this time, no way
    Hey man, say droogie don’t crash here
    There’s only room for one and here she comes, here she comes

    {Refrain}

    Oh, don’t lean on me man
    ‘Cause you can’t afford the ticket
    I’m back on Suffragette City
    Well, don’t lean on me man
    ‘Cause you ain’t got time to check it
    You know my Suffragette City
    {Repeat}
    Is outa sight, whoa she’s all right

    My Suffragette City, my Suffragette City
    I’m back on Suffragette City
    I’m back on Suffragette City
    Whoo, Suffragette City, whoo, Suffragette City
    Ooh Ha, Suffragette City, ooh ha, Suffragette

    Aaaaaah, wham bam thank you ma’am

    My Suffragette City, my Suffragette City, right, all right
    My Suffragette City, ooh, mine, Suffragette City
    Oh, my Suffragette City, oh, my Suffragette City
    Oh, my Suffragette City, ah, Suffragette
    Suffragette!

    in reply to: Follow the Leader-songlines #179622

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    xy-transit wrote:

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    My pappy said “Son your gonna drive me to drinkin’
    If you don’t stop drivin’ that Hot Rod Lincoln”

    Have you heard the story of the hot rod race
    Where the Fords and Lincolns were settin’ the pace?
    That story is true I’m here to say
    I was drivin’ that model A.

    It’s got a Lincoln motor and it’s really souped up
    That a Model A body makes it look like a pup
    It’s got eight cylinders and uses ’em all
    Got overdrive, just won’t stall

    With a four barrel carb and dual exhausts
    With four-eleven gears you can really get lost
    Got safety tubes, but I ain’t scared
    The brakes are good, the tires fair

    Pulled out of San Pedro late one night
    And the moon and the stars were shining bright
    We was drivin’ up Grapevine Hill
    Passin’ cars like they was standing still

    All of a sudden, in the wink of an eye
    A Cadillac sedan passed us by
    I said, “Boys, that’s a mark for me!”
    By then the tail lights was all you could see

    Now the fellas ribbed me for being behind
    So thought I’d make the Lincoln unwind
    Took my foot of the gas and man alive
    I shoved it on down into over drive

    Wound it up to a-hundred-and-ten
    My speedometer said that I hit top end
    My foot was glued like lead to the floor
    That’s all there is and there ain’t no more

    Now the boys all thought that I’d lost my sense
    And telephone poles looked like a picket fence
    They said “Slow down, I see spots!”
    The lines on the road just looked like dots

    Took a corner, Side-Swiped a truck
    Crossed my fingers just for luck My Fenders was clickin’ the guard rail posts
    The guy beside me was white as a ghost

    Smoke was coming from outta of the back
    When I started to gain on that Cadillac
    Knew I could catch him, I thought I could pass
    Don’t ya know by then we’d be low on gas?

    Had flames comin’ from outta the side
    Feel the tension, man what a ride
    I said “Look out boys, I’ve got a license to fly”
    And that Caddy pulled over and let us by

    Now all of the sudden she started to knockin’
    And down in a dips she started to rockin’
    I looked in the mirror, a red light was blinkin’
    The cops was after my Hot Rod Lincoln

    They arrested me and they put me in jail
    And called my pappy to throw my bail
    He said “Son, you’re gonna to drive me to drinkin’
    If you don’t stop drivin’ that Hot Rod Lincoln”

    Come on, let’s cruise, you got nothin’ to lose
    So come on, let’s cruise, you got nothin’ to lose
    So come on, let’s cruise, you got nothin’ to lose
    So come on, hey baby, come on

    Come on, let’s cruise, you got nothin’ to lose
    So come on, let’s cruise, you got nothin’ to lose
    Baby, come on, now get yourself in gear
    Still cruisin’ after all of these years

    Hey girl, let’s go for a spin
    Hop in my hot rod and do it again
    You’ve got a greenhouse effect on me
    I know a secret spot paradise by the sea
    We’ll find a place to park this kinda cool after dark

    We’ll take a triop on up to the lake
    Down by the river where we can make
    Out on the island, pick up on the cape
    Punch up your favourite station

    When we go cruisin’, well everything is alright
    Come on, let’s cruise, you got nothin’ to lose
    Baby, when we go cruisin’, yeah

    Baby, put your top down, parade around downtown
    People tryin’ to cool down, party all summer long

    Come on, let’s cruise, you got nothin’ to lose ….

    Everybody got a favourite spot, where they like to come a lot

    When we go cruisin’, well everything is alright
    Come on, let’s cruise, you got nothin’ to lose
    Baby, when we go cruisin’, yeah

    People dancin’ in the sand, rock into a reggae band
    Lovers walkin’ hand in hand, party all summer long

    Come on, let’s cruise, you got nothin’ to lose ….
    Come on, let’s cruise, you got nothin’ to lose ….

    in reply to: Happy Birthday STM #179616

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    Bappy Hirthday STM from the Coffs Coast…..

    in reply to: Follow the Leader-songlines #179619

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    xy-transit wrote:

    Quote:
    ‘m a road man, a load man, eighteen wheels and a serious plan
    Ain’t nothin’ gonna go gettin’ outta hand while I’m behind the wheel
    I’m on fire, and I’m wired, full of diesel and ready for hire
    I’m buildin’ a rollin’ empire of blood, sweat and steel

    I don’t waste time, I make time, tearin’ a strip off the white line
    I’m a professional man, I’m one of a kind, and I know how to bring it in
    I’ve got a clean slate in five states, and twenty-nine that ain’t so great
    Fourteen that’ll have to wait, and two I’ve never been

    I’m a road hammer, a white knuckled steel gear jammer
    Rig jockey highway slammer, I’m just doin’ what I gotta do
    I’m a road hammer, double talkin’ CB grammer
    Haul your load from Alabama all the way to Timbuktoo

    I’ve hauled the left coast, the west coast
    California sun where they’re chillin’ the most
    Follow 309 Teddy Bears ghost, All the way to New Orleans
    I’ve been from Thunder Bay, to PA
    All the way down to FLA, And every little town along the way
    There ain’t much that I haven’t seen

    I’m a road hammer, a white knuckled steel gear jammer
    Rig jockey highway slammer, I’m just doin’ what I gotta do
    I’m a road hammer, double talkin’ CB grammer
    Haul your load from Alabama all the way to Timbuktoo

    Bridge:Another day, another town
    Diesel up, and hammer down

    Little deuce coupe
    You don’t know what I got
    Little deuce coupe
    You don’t know what I got

    Well I’m not braggin’ babe so don’t put me down
    But I’ve got the fastest set of wheels in town
    When something comes up to me he don’t even try
    Cause if I had a set of wings man I know she could fly
    She’s my little deuce coupe
    You don’t know what I got
    (my little deuce coupe)
    (you don’t know what I got)

    Just a little deuce coupe with a flat head mill
    But she’ll walk a thunderbird like (she’s) it’s standin’ still
    She’s ported and relieved and she’s stroked and bored
    She’ll do a hundred and forty with the top end floored
    She’s my little deuce coupe
    You don’t know what I got
    (my little deuce coupe)
    (you don’t know what I got)

    She’s got a competition clutch with the four on the floor
    And she purrs like a kitten till the lake pipes roar
    And if that ain’t enough to make you flip your lid
    There’s one more thing, I got the pink slip daddy

    And comin’ off the line when the light turns green
    Well she blows ’em outta the water like you never seen
    I get pushed out of shape and it’s hard to steer
    When I get rubber in all four gears

    She’s my little deuce coupe
    You don’t know what I got
    (my little deuce coupe)
    (you don’t know what I got)
    She’s my little deuce coupe
    You don’t know what I got
    (my little deuce coupe)
    (you don’t know what I got)
    She’s my little deuce coupe
    You don’t know what I got

    in reply to: Follow the Leader-songlines #179618

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    Dusty wrote:

    Quote:
    Miniature golf and hondas in the hills
    (miniature golf and hondas in the hills)
    When we rode the horse we got some thrills
    Every now and the we hear our song
    (every now and the we hear our song)
    We’ve been having fun all summer long

    LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY MOUNTAIN HOME
    WHERE ALL THE LADIES NAMES ARE JOAN
    WHERE HUSBANDS WORK BACK LATE AT NIGHT
    HOPES ARE UP FOR TROUSERS DOWN
    WITH HOSTESS ON A BUSINESS FLIGHT
    TAXI IN A MERCEDES DRIVE
    I HOPE THAT DRIVER’S COMING OUT ALIVE
    THE GARDEN IS A DORSETTED
    THAT LADY – SHE’S SO CORSETED
    SHE’S GOT 15 WAYS TO LEAD THAT BOY ASTRAY
    HE THINKS HE’S ONE AND ONLY
    BUT THAT LOVELY SHE’S SO LONELY
    SHE PUMPS HIM FULL OF BREAKFAST AND SHE SENDS HIM ON HIS WAY
    WHAT A SING SONG DANCE
    WHAT A PERFORMANCE
    WHAT A CHEAP TENT SHOW
    OH NO NO NO NO NO

    CHORUS
    THEN THE BOYS LIGHT UP
    THEN THE BOYS LIGHT UP (X2)
    THEN THE BOYS LIGHT UP
    THEN THE BOYS LIGHT UP – LIGHT UP – LIGHT UP

    SILENTLY SHE OPENS THE DRAWER
    MOTHERS LITTLE HELPER IS COMING OUT FOR MORE
    STRATEGICALLY POSITIONED BEFORE THE MIDDAY SHOW
    HER BACK IS ARCHED THOSE LIPS ARE PARCHED
    REPEATED BLOW BY BLOW
    LATER AT THE PARTY ALL THE MPs RAVE
    ABOUT THE HUMMERS SHE’S BEEN GIVING
    AND THE MONEY THAT THEY SAVE
    TO HER IT IS SKIN LOTION
    FOR HIS PROMOTION TO
    THAT FLAT IN SURFERS PARADISE WITH THE OCEAN VIEW
    WHAT A SING SONG DANCE
    WHAT A PERFORMACE
    WHAT A CHEAP TEN SHOW
    OH NO NO NO NO NO

    in reply to: Follow the Leader-songlines #179612

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    Trailboss wrote:

    Quote:
    He said I was in my early 40’s
    With a lot of life before me
    And a moment came that stopped me on a dime
    I spent most of the next days, lookin at the x-rays
    Talkin bout the options and talkin bout sweet time.
    Asked him when it sank in, that this might really be the real end.
    How’s it hit ya, when you get that kind of news.
    Man what ya do
    And he says,

    I went sky divin
    I went rocky mountain climbin
    I went 2.7 seconds on a bull name Fumanchu.
    And I loved deeper,
    And I spoke sweeter
    And I gave forgiveness I’ve been denying
    And he said someday I hope you get the chance
    To live like you were dyin

    He said I was finally the husband
    That most the time I wasn’t
    And I became a friend a friend would like to have
    And all the sudden goin fishing
    Wasn’t such an imposition.
    And I went three times that year I lost my dad
    Well I finally read the good book
    And I took a good long hard look at what I’d do
    If I could do it all again

    I love that Tim McGraw song ;)

    What is it that make me just a little be queasy?
    There’s a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy
    I’ve had my lungs checked out with X rays
    I’ve smelled the hospital hallways
    Someday I’ll have a disappearing hairline
    Someday I’ll wear pyjamas in the daytime
    Times when the day is like a play be Sartre
    When it seems a bookburning’s in perfect order-
    I gave the doctor my description
    I’ve tried to stick to my persciptions
    Someday I’ll have a disappearing hairline
    Someday I’ll wear pyjamas in the daytime
    Afternoons will be measured out
    Measured out, measured with
    Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot
    Maybe if I couls do a play-by-playback
    I could change the test results that I will get back
    I’ve watched the summer evenings pass by
    I’ve heard the rattle in my bronchi…

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