[murph the surfMember]

Click it back to ST mode and see how she perfoms on hills. :woohoo: :woohoo:
Hope to see you, at least one of these days out on our tracks. 👿
Welcome to the nut house. :blush:
Catchya maybe, one day
Cheers
Murph the surf
Oh yeh,
My name is not really???????
Ongoing, shout, yours everytine???
I have lost my way
Hey Hey, My My

[murph the surfMember]

Great job Scott and Elise. :woohoo:
Now thats living.
Like I always say, “Life is for living”
When does the full length feature film come out? :laugh:

Snowy, my surname could be surf but its not. :laugh:

Cheers
Murph

[murph the surfMember]

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and
says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

7. “Doc, I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.”
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
Well, It’s Not Unusual.”

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”
“I don’t believe you,” says Dolly.
“It’s true; no bull!” exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”The doctor replied, “I know, I amputated your arms!”

13. I went to a seafood disco last week…And pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, “Dam!”

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
“But why,” they asked, as they moved off.
“Because,” he said. “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named ‘Ahmal.’ The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him ‘Juan.’ Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good)…A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.

21. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

[murph the surfMember]

Sorry, sorry, sorry
Thought I read Northern Ireland Pony Express.? :pinch:
Would love to travel there one day
Excuse my incoheriency (spelling)
Today has been a bit of a party. :whistle: :woohoo: :woohoo:
Cheers, always
Murph

[murph the surfMember]

P.S.S.S.
Santa is cool.

[murph the surfMember]

Gotta love the remote, thingy. :woohoo:
Have a mate that rides a Teneree 1200.
He was looking for a cam that had a remote on/off
I shall let him know about this new product.
Definetely cuts down on editing time, no doubt.
Still doubt that I will venture into the world of youtube
As the veiw from the the helmet cam shows nothing but horizonatl shit, even if your hitting up some severe uphill/rocks.
Hey
BTW Happiest of New Years to all of you sad westies. :whistle: :dry: :dry: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Still surfin
Murph

P.S.S Waiting for a bite???????????

[murph the surfMember]

Apollogies for the later than anticipated starting time.
I was sitting on my gear box waiting for “guess who”?
Thanks heaps for waiting
Thanks heaps for showing up, Dude.
All was sweet in the end
Great way to end 2012
Cheers
Murph
P.S.
I have to admitt
I did have one off, on a little step up jump, in the second half of the day
Dude, was watching, damn. :whistle: :pinch:
Glad he didn’t catch it on camera, oops, I should not of confessed.
It never happened. :woohoo: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

[murph the surfMember]

Great ride fella’s
Thanks to Lotsa for sharing another choice spot. :woohoo:
Some great singles with a tricky little hill thrown in now and again. 👿
All has been said, I think. :blink:

After arriving back at the cars, was thought that we should do a little more.
So four of of us headed out for more. 👿 :woohoo:

Dude led us (which is always a worry) :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh:
He did well though and he found the down hill he was yapping about.
While the boys waited/rested at the bottom, I couldn’t help myself, so back up I went.
Cool hill. Got caught once but didn’t have to get off, the 5 hungey powered to the top, with me flailing behind and hanging on for grim death. :whistle: 👿 👿

Some nice trails followed.

Then into exploration world. :whistle:

Sometimes this can pay greatly, but not this day.

Did the same singles back, but in reverse.

Thankyou everybody
Cheers
Murph

P.S. I only have one pic
Shall see if it worth uploading tomorrow

[murph the surfMember]

Welcome aboard, Stuart
You will definately hook up on all sorts of rides here, mate.
Seeya out there one day
Cheers
Murph

[murph the surfMember]

Wife comes home early and catches Hubby having a wank in the kitchen. She rushes over and gives him the blow job of his life. Afterwards he says “We haven’t had sex for 6 months and suddenly this . . . Why??” She answers “I only washed the floor this morning. I’d rather clean my teeth than get the fucking mop out again!!”

Irish newlyweds turn up at their hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite. The receptionist asks “Do you have reservations?” Bride says “Well . . . I’m a bit worried about taking it up the arse!!”

Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says “Don’t laugh, your fucking next!!”

Woman goes to the Doctors and says “I’m getting too much discharge”. Doctor says “Pop your knickers off and slip onto the bed”. He puts on his latex gloves and applies 3 fingers into her vagina. “How does that feel?” he asks. “Fucking lovely” she replies, “But the discharge is in my ear!”

An Irishmen wanting to become a Priest went to see the Bishop who said “You must answer 3 questions on the Bible”.

“1st – Who was born in a stable?”
“Red Rum” he replied

“2nd – What do you think of Damascus?”
“It kills 99% of all germs” he replied.

“3rd – What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive?”
“That’s easy” he said “Popeye kicked the shit out of them!!”

Went out last night dressed to kill . . . Beard, sandals, turban and backpack.

Little boy gets home from school and says “Dad, I’ve got a part in the school play as a man who’s been married for 25 years.”
His Dad replies “Never mind Son. Maybe next time you’ll get a speaking part!!”

Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue. Paddy says “Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too.” Mick agrees “I’m ordering one right now” 3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick “Has your woman turned up yet ?” “No” said Mick “but it shouldn’t be long now though. Her clothes arrived yesterday !!”

The police came to my front door last night, holding a picture of my Wife. They said “Is this your Wife Sir?” Shocked, I answered “Yes!”. They said “I’m afraid it looks like she’s been in a car accident”. I said “I know but she has a lovely personality!”

Teacher asks class to put the word contagious in a sentence.
Ron says “The measles are contagious”.
Katie says “There is a bug going round and it’s contagious”
Little Johnny says “My neighbour’s painting his house with a 2 inch brush and Dad says it will take the contagious!!”

Lost my job as a lifeguard yesterday.
Apparently refusing a Muslim entry to the pool whilst tapping the “No bombing” sign isn’t the done thing.

Man walks into WH Smith and says “Do you have the new self-help book for men with really small dicks?”
Girl says “I don’t think it’s in yet”
He replies “Yeah, that’s the one!!”

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twobanger wrote:

Just got back from Hols and remembered i haven’t posted this from that weekend. I am enjoying my electricity $$$$ Murph.
http://youtu.be/84hGdCxUwMg

Will have to wait until I get home for a peek at that one, Twobanger.
Unable to open youtube clips here at work. :angry:
Cheers
Murph

[murph the surfMember]

Great read, Galey.
I needed a dirt bike injection. I’m sitting here at work between jobs and waiting for lunch.

Enjoy your electricity Old Bulls. :laugh:
Cheers
Murph

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Will try and get the Dude and/or Timbo
Pencil us in, Wayne.
Cheers
Murph

[murph the surfMember]

Will try and get the Dude and/or Timbo
Pencil us in, Wayne.
Cheers
Murph

[murph the surfMember]

Would like to come along, if its a Basin run. Maybe. :woohoo: 👿
Could even talk the Dude into a run too. Maybe :woohoo: 👿
Keeeeeeep us posted
Cheers
Murph da surf

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