An Arab is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa:
Consul: Your name please?
Arab: Abu Zina.
Consul: Sex?
Arab: Every day.
Consul: Eh, I mean, male or female?
Arab: Don’t matter, sometimes even Camel. Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and donkey too.
Consul: Isn’t that hostile? Arab: Horsetyle, Dogstyle, any style!.
Consul: Oh dear!
Arab: No deer! Asshole too tight and run too fast.
