Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky dive.
“When i got to the door, i couldnt jump. So the 6ft 7 black instructor unzips his fly & drops out his 14″ cock & says if you dont jump youre going to get this baby up your ass!”
Mick asks “Did you jump”.
Paddy replies “A little bit when it first went in”.
July 27, 2011 at 8:16 pm
in reply to: Jokes#205582
Coating the inside of the new grips with petrol is a good trick too ! It slightly melts the plastic and slids on easily. It also sticks it to the bar but not so much you can’t get them off !!
Sounds like fun Dejay , I was in new Zealand a few weeks ago trying to do the same thing but we had way too much snow !! Good luck with your ride and it would be great to see some pics !!
July 26, 2011 at 11:01 pm
in reply to: Jokes#205441
That’s great service most businesses would ignore any claim out of the warrenty period. Nice work Team Moto looking after the customer will no doubt see you get some old bull custom