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I met a few guys in Tabulam today who went to one of the send offs and they said it was predominately KTMs , youd like that Eags !!

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Thanks for the pics BB , it did look wet out their !!

Didn’t stop you all having a ball by the looks !

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Wow sounds like you’ve had a shocker Pedro !!

I can’t remember having that much grief with it !!

What are your reasons for going to a 48 rear sprocket mate ?

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TenereTravelers wrote:

Fantastic write up Nickj! Thanks

I think this is going to be a great ride out. Do you plan to camp over the 3 days?

Cheers

We will pack to camp all nights TT but if a pub happens to be close by what can we do !! :laugh: :laugh:

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Nice pictures Boulder, makes me want to get going !!!

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Nice one Boulder, good of the guy to take the tyres and spares to Camerons!! Did the roads get as sloppy as last year ?

Nick

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Only a week to go and the weather forecast is looking perfect

Really can’t wait for this one !!!!

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I was walking in london & it started raining.
I took shelter in a peekaboo sex shop! I paid $50 & was confronted by 3 doors reading blonde, brunette or black!
I chose blonde only 2 be confronted by more doors reading small tits, medium tits or big tits!
I chose big tits only 2 be confronted by yet more doors! they read small c#^¥, large c#^¥ or wet c#^¥!
I chose wet c#^¥ & found myself back outside in the fucking rain

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Ted buys a harley. The salesmen tells him, “whenever it’s gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome so it won’t rust.” And he hands Ted a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend takes him to meet her parents. So they take the bike. But just before they go in, She says: “I have to tell you When we eat, we don’t talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.” “Okay”, he says. They sit down and no one says a word. As dinner goes on, Ted decides to test the situation. So he reaches over and grabs her boob. Nobody says a word. So he stands up, rips her clothes off, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. But no one says a word. So he grabs the Mum, bends her over the table and nails her, then sits down But still, Total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Ted remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket… Suddenly the father shouts: “I’ll DO the FUCKIN’ dishes!”

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100% off with the header Pedro

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Great worldwide exposure for the Safari too , it’ll be great to see Cyril here having a go !!

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Yeah Kram don’t forget the ear plugs !!!

So you can’t hear all the abuse coming your way !!

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kram140 wrote:

Your Royalness, I may have been a bit ambitious booking into this ride. I didn’t realise it was the weekend following the Mt Seaview shananigans :woohoo:

I think it might be tough getting a leave pass two weekends in a row so I’m offering my spot on the ride to someone else.

Having ridden the area before ……..You’d be mad to miss this ride :blush:

Please accept my humble apology your majesty :laugh:

Kram

Noooooooo, I was looking forward to riding with you on this one Kram , c’mon mate it’s only 1 little day pass !! :laugh:

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Wow that is hardcore !!! Only a Drz rider could go through that for a days riding !!

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Sometime this year, we the Australian taxpayers, may again receive another
‘Economic Stimulus’ payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by
using a Q & A format:

Q.  What is an ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment ?

A.  It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.  Where will the government get this money ?

A.   From taxpayers.

Q.  So the government is giving me back my own money ?

A.  Only a smidgen of it.

Q.  What is the purpose of this payment ?

A.  The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV
set,
thus stimulating the economy.

Q.  But isn’t that stimulating the economy of  China  ?

A.  Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Aust. Economy by
spending
your stimulus cheque wisely:

If you spend the stimulus money at Coles,  the money will go to  China  or
Sri
Lanka.

If you spend it on petrol, your money will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer,  it will go to  India ,  Taiwan  or China.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to  Mexico , Honduras and
Guatemala.

If you buy an efficient car, it will go to  Japan  or  Korea.

If  you purchase useless stuff, it will go to  Taiwan.

If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management
bonuses
and they will hide it offshore.

Instead,  keep the money in  Australia by:

1)  Spending it at garage sales.

2)  Going to the footy.

3)  Spending it on prostitutes or

4)  Beer or

5) Tattoos.

(These are the only Australian businesses still operating in   Australia  )

Conclusion:

Go to a footy game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a garage-sale
and
drink beer all day !

No need to thank me,  I’m just glad I could be of help.

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