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adam wrote:

Nickj wrote:

I thought a man called Snow would love that weather !!

Did you find it hard to start your Drz? Mine didn’t want to go on the birthday ride ! ( about -2)

Nick,

Your just not talking to her the right way

And a bit of foreplay to warm her up mate :laugh:

Adam.

I fondeled everything I could to warm her up but even after a short idle she turned the cold shoulder !!

I then tried kicking her but no luck ! 👿

Then a few boys got behind her , gave a big push , and she had no choice but fire up then

We are still talking about bikes right ??? :laugh:

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I thought a man called Snow would love that weather !!

Did you find it hard to start your Drz? Mine didn’t want to go on the birthday ride ! ( about -2)

[Nick JacksonMember]

Happy Birthday mate
It’s been a pleasure riding with you this year , I’m looking forward to many more rides to come.

Have a top day mate

Nick

Ps it was my little girls 3rd birthday today too and I took her to kidz
world , did you get to go to blokes world (pub) mate ??

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Bill and his wife Blanche went to the state fair every year,
 
And every year Bill would say,
 
” Blanche, I’d like to ride in that helicopter “
 
Blanche always replied,
 
” I know, Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
 
and fifty bucks is fifty bucks! “
 
One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,
 
” Blanche, I’m 75 years old.
 
If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance “
 
To this, Blanche replied,
 
” Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks “
 
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
 
” Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don’t say a word I won’t charge you a penny!
 
But if you say one word it’s fifty dollars. “
 
Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.
 
The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard.
 
He did his daredevil tricks,
 
but still not a word…
 
When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,
 
” By golly , I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t.
 
I’m impressed! “
 
Bill replied,
 
” Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something when Blanche fell out,
 
but you know, Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!
 

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BOLLOCKS wrote:

Trailboss wrote:

Bolls what sort of fuel range is required for this ride mate?

TB

dunno :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
i’ll work it out some time this week

and yes Nick…naturally…suck the sap out of a tree if we have to

So theirs lager gums on route hey !!

You’ve thought of everything Bollocks

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Trailboss wrote:

Bolls what sort of fuel range is required for this ride mate?

TB

And more importantly is their access to drinking establishments at the end of each day ? 👿 :laugh:

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kram140 wrote:

It’s something I’ve always wanted to do. But not this year

Perhaps we should entre an OBT team one year??????

KramB)

I’d love to see the NX take on the whoops Kram !!!

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Have a top day Rebore !!

Nick

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Today I was lucky enough to be invited on a north coast old bull ride from Yamba to Wooli and back by Phelixpremixer and Dupsyam. I knew the riding would be good but what I didn’t expect was to find a Metal artist !! Dups has a heap of very well made pieces and he’s obviously a top welder with a wild imagination. 
His latest creation he knocked together in a day and his little girl loves it. 

I reckon the wrf engine would fit mate !!

I wish I’d taken photos of his full size predator , Ned Kelly and an awesome eagle. Next time !!

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I have just picked up and used the armor all wipes that I was generously given by CM Tools at the birthday bash and they are unreal!! I wasn’t too sure about them at first and have just done my bike and it looks new(apart from the bits that slid down the rocks last weekend!) , now their isn’t a thing in a 5 mile radius of my house that hasn’t been wiped!!!
Thanks CM Tools (chris) !!!

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Hi Ev, I’m not able to make this ride now mate

Hopefully their will be another one I can get in on, have never ridden around Mackville and would be keen.

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So where is the bike rack/ man trap now Ollie ?? I hope you used it to transport the new xr home !!!!!

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snowy09 wrote:

Bolls corners the rangy as well as he corners bike

That’s gold snowy,

but my hats off to bollocks he was laughing as hard as I was !!

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It should be good Eagle, I laughed my arse off on the birthday ride , every second left hand corner I came to Bollocks was laying down !!
It will be harder to pick up heidi Bol , she’s not used to laying down yet , or is she ??

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Nice work Eagle !! Will it be ready for the tamworth to lightning Ridge ride

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