Nick Jackson

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  • in reply to: Jokes #202389

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    chris72a wrote:
    Hey Nick good joke mate but no need to post it twice or are you whoring again!!:P :P

    Sorry mate, went click crazy on the iPhone !!!

    in reply to: Jokes #202375

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    A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.
    He decides to test it at dinner.
    “Son, where were you today?”
    Son says “at school dad.”
    Robot slaps the son!
    “Ok, i watched a dvd at my mates!”
    “What dvd?”
    “Toy story.”
    Robot slaps the son again!
    “Ok, it was a porno” cries the son.
    “What! When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was” says the dad.
    Robot slaps the dad!
    Mum laughs “HaHaHa! He’s certainly your son.”
    Robot slaps The mum!

    in reply to: OBT 3rd birthday ride report 2011 #202356

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    Glad to see your in good spirits Mick , hope you get well soon mate and look forward to catching up on another obt ride.

    All the best

    Nick ( sweep rider on that tree infested loop :ohmy: )

    in reply to: OBT 3rd birthday ride report 2011 #202256

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    I wasn’t game to mention your battle of the bowels on the corner STM but it was bloody funny and I’ve got tears in my eyes reading it :D

    Their was a little to much detail on the day though mate :D :D


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    Great report Gav, I was surprised how much of those trails I have ridden considering I live 8 hours north ! You have got some great adv riding down their , it’s really hard to deciede what’s best the blue mountain adv riding or single track ??
    Why chose though , just do both !!! ;)

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    Was asked to go see my ex girlfriend today. One thing lead to another & we ended up havin sex.
    Police weren’t to pleased.
    I was only meant to be identifying the body.

    in reply to: Jokes #202110

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    With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting
    on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote ‘The Hokey Kokey’ died peacefully at the age of 93 The most traumatic part for his family was getting him in the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the fucking trouble started

    in reply to: Otherside of earth! #202185

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    Hi Chris , it’s good to welcome a fellow pommie to the site !!
    I’ve been in oz for over 13 years now and this place has turned me into an absolute obsessive dirt rider.
    I highly recommend a trip over the pond mate and you can be sure their will be heaps of old bulls keen to show off the ozzy trails !! ;)

    Nick

    in reply to: OBT 3rd birthday ride report 2011 #202145

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    Corey8 wrote:
    sam. wrote:
    hey guys

    cheers for a good weekend it was awesome even with a really slow support vehicle :laugh: … you got me hooked and i’ll deffenatly be back for more.. thanks again.. sam.

    Keep up the good work there Sam you will have that WRF doing every thing you want it to and some

    Hey Corey, I think you might have the wrong Sam , Sam13 is on the Wr , I think this Sam is the ‘ Hell Yeah’ ! top support driver?? Not sure but ?

    in reply to: OBT 3rd birthday ride report 2011 #202137

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    Thanks to the organizers , support crew and of course the local obt riders for showing us their awesome trails. I haven’t travelled that far (1684km) for a 2 day ride before but it was well worth the drive and I’d do it again in a heartbeat.

    A big highlight for me was getting to ride with my good mate Chris-t, we used to ride together on the road a lot in England but this was our first singles dirt ride together and he can really get along on that 690 , cheers mate ! 

    Sweeping on Saturday morning was great fun , laughing with STM on the Bluetooths , playing silly buggers with TB trying to run each other into the bush and following lefty who just seems to float over the knarlyest terrain. I tried to keep up with lefty following his exact line and only saw him for 2 corners and he was gone :ohmy:

    The afternoon grade 3 ride had STM and I sweeping and we had a great time riding top notch singles and talking on the Bluetooth the whole time. The group split halfway through and we went back out , Galey had a nice paced ride going that was moving really well when poor Mick hit that tree :( ( get well mate )
    This ment some quick thinking and Galey soon had a plan, he lead 3 of us out of the pines at warp speed, I really had trouble keeping him in sight and at times their was no visible track so I was glad when I caught up on the fire road. I went along to go back to camp and let everyone know what had happened so they didn’t send out a search party as it got later. As it turned out the ambos wanted us all to go back to the camp and meet them their. It was a releaf when everyone got back to camp and Mick was safe.
    The beers and laughs really flowed evening and STM and I managed to polish of a carton of 500ml cans :dry: :sick: Bollocks ,as always was great doing job with the auction and well done everyone with all the money raised B)

    I woke on Sunday with the mother of all hangovers and thought I might improve with a little grade to ride with Mal5.1 :blink: to say things didn’t flow for me is an undersatement as the hangover grew. I still had a really fun time but was in no shape to tackle anything technical ( I could see boulder knew how I felt as he too knocked back any challenges that could involve the possibilty of picking up a bike :laugh: )

    We got back to camp and after a quick refuel I wired up stms helmet and watched him try to put it on between chucks :sick: 😆 for someone so hungover he was riding well and we had a good time racing back to Capertee with the long twin track section really getting fast and fun.

    We hit the road home but only made Taree by 10.30 and I could barely stay awake so we got a motel and left for the last leg at 5.30 this morning.

    Thanks all OBTs for making this ride one of the greats for me, I had a ball :) :) :)

    in reply to: The Kings Speech #202123

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    Well done mate you truly deserve the crown. ;)

    That said I don’t think I deserved your breath on the way home :laugh: :laugh: 👿 :sick: :sick:

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    Teachers talking to the class about sex and draws a penis on the blackboard.
    Little johnny pipes up saying my dads got two of those a little one he uses for pee pee and a big one he cleans the babysitters teeth with :D


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    2nd stop CNW electrical wholesalers in Coffs Harbour. 

    Great bunch of bloke who I buy all my electrical gear off. 
    They have given us 4 led torches, a heavy duty ceiling fan ( ideal for cooling the man cave ) and a bag full of hats, t-shirts and drink bottles. 
    Thanks guys!!

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    As I can’t pick up STM until 2 I thought I’d leave a bit early and see what I could scab for the auction 

    1st stop Grafton Motorcycles

    Jenny and the crew have looked after me for a couple of years now with always friendly reliable service and great prices. 

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    I thought maybe a pair of gloves would be good but LOOK what Jenny cane out with ….

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    Thanks heaps guys!! 

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