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NEVER ASSUME MEN UNDERSTAND
A wife had been in a coma for months and suddenly when the nurses were washing her private parts they noticed the heart monitor change. So they told the husband that a little oral sex might bring her round. They drew the curtains but after a few minutes her monitor flatlined – no pulse no heartbeat.
The nurses asked him what happened and he replied, “I think she choked.”

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dupsyam4 wrote:

yeh yeh.good job nick.good luck with the new gig mate. dose that mean i can report to you instead of TB:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: DY4

Hey dy4
As always mate pretend to report to TB first then do WTF you like !!! 😆 😆

Seriously though mate get the wrf set up for some of the weekend rides you’d love it !! :woohoo:

Nickj

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It blew me away when TB asked if I would be keen to do a bit of work on the site in the ADV section, what could I say?? :woohoo: :woohoo:

I enjoy all types of off road riding but i’m really enjoying the adventure riding this country has to offer, when I moved to Australia I wanted to see as much of the place as i could and what better way to do it than riding dirt tracks with a bunch of mates overcoming problems daily to make the miles.

I truly believe anyone keen on riding off road should give this type of riding a go, the terrain varies from twin tracks, over grown single track, creeks, sand dunes, huge hill climbs, scary down hills.And when you have to do long stretches of gravel road or some tar transport sections make the most of the rest as it won’t be long before your sweating , muscling a fully loaded bike down a trail you’ve never ridden before. :ohmy:

Thanks to TB and Chris

Nickj

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Well I arrived home yesturday evening after completing 4197km in 10 days. The ride home on the tar was the least rewarding part of the trip but I had a heap of great experiances to think about.

I will get a report together with my pictures soon but today will be spent with my girls.

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We are leaving soon to put in a big day from Bathurst over the Bridal Trail to Hillend then on to Sofala, Dark Corner , Capertee , Garden of stone , Blackfellows Hand trail, Clarence, Bell , Mt. Lagoon, Colo River , Colo Heights, wheelbarrow ridge track then to St. Albans pub to camp.

Anyone keen to come over for a beer is more than welcome !!

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After a big night on the beer at the Loaded Dog pub in Tarago we got up to find Fish had a rear flat and his bike wouldn’t start. He was straight on the job changing the tube then Boulder tow started him up the main street.

We had a top ride on the dirt from Tarago into Goulburn as Fish needed a chemist to get some blocks ups after his big night :laugh: :laugh:

As we were just leaving Goulburn Boulders chain started jumping so now we’re at a bike shop fixing the DR.

Tonight we are heading for a camp spot at Hillend !

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Yesturday was probably the best day I have had on a motorbike, the terrain we rode couldn’t have been more diverse. We started with endless winding twin track in and out of creeks along a beautiful valley floor , then we began an epic climb to get to the highest ride-able mountain in Australia.

The Tenere surprised me how it handled it all with ease and was only a bit of a handful on the very steep rocky downhills.
We ended the day with TB , myself and Fish racing from Tom Groggin to Thredbo for a beer , using every inch of the tyres round some fun twistys.

Today we split from Mickp , lotsa, tryhard and motodude and the remaining 6 of us are off on another 3 day adventure …. Somewhere !!!! :woohoo:

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Kram has just shown up in Jindabyne on the mighty Quinn and guess what was playing in the background !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6xjSDp5QAg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
😆 😆 :blink: :woohoo:

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Just got an update from Kram and he’s had to buy a new carbie but he’s back in the game :woohoo: :woohoo:

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Well Krams problem was deeper than an air filter and we were forced to leave him in Canberra at a bike shop to sort it out , poor bugger has missed a good ride to lake Jindabyne but I’ve just spoke to him and he hopes to have it going soon and he’ll ride down and join us tonight.

So we are at Lake Jindabyne pub, not a bad spot to wait for Kram.

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Hey Bol
Thanks for organizing this one mate , looks like a top route. This will all be new country to me so I can’t wait !! :woohoo:

Nickj

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Moose , the air hawk is all yours on the 10th April mate !!

Seriously you can have it for the ride once we get to Sydney !

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I have just got back from a 200km test ride of the Tenere fully loaded in high country spec :woohoo:

I have to say after all the work I’ve done the pivot pegz and suspension are a real stand out on this bike and I honestly felt little difference in handling when loaded.

Now I’m ready and confident, is that a good thing ??? !!! :ohmy:

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STOP CHOKING – AUSSIE STYLE
A woman, sitting in an Adelaide pub, suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds, it became clear she was in real distress and two
locals, Bluey and Bazza, sitting at the next table, turned to look at her.

Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey

The woman signalled ‘No!’, by desperately shaking her head.

Ken ya breathe?’ asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of
her bum.

This outrage shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his pint of emu export .

Bazza said in admiration ‘Ya know Bluey, I’d heard
of that bloody
Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that’s the first time I ever seen somebody do it.

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kram140 wrote:

If I wasn’t going to be on the High Country Ride I be in like Flynn.

I’ll have to catch you on the next one.

Kram

Same as Kram mate , I’ll be in the high country but I’d be really keen for a ride down their next time !

Nick

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