[Nick JacksonMember]

If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?
a fuckin goodyear!

Sex is like playing spades.
If u don’t have a good partner, u better have a good hand.

Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!

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Good stuff , both options look great, I’m going to ride to Sydney as I need a bit of work done on the Tenere and my mate who bought Suttos 690 is coming and we havent ridden together for 12 years then I’ll ride to Nabiac with the Sydney crew. then ride back to wauchope with Micks crew.
Greedy bugger hey!!!

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Hey dups !!
When you planning to ride your local again ??
I’d be keen to tag a long if that’s cool?

Nick

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The XT660r was on my list of adv bikes ollie until the new Tenere was born then there was no contest, although i think Boris Everson uses one on the Longest Day ride from Sawtell and he does go a bloody long way on it!!

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BOLLOCKS wrote:

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Nice wheels Nick :cheer: :cheer:

How are we gunna tell you and TB apart now? :huh:

Just be a bit carefull now you have a Tena….Moose gets a bit excited when he sees one :kiss:

Bol :woohoo:

TB will be the one gliding gracefully over the dunes and I’ll be the one paddling like crazy trying to stay upright!!

Maybe my daughter will do a better job when she’s older, she’s already keen as mustard, I wasn’t home long before I found this !!

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boulder wrote:

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Enjoy the new bike Nick, when do all the bling bits arrive!!Delivery to P.O. box only eh!
Electrical components for work.

You got it Boulder, it’s amazing what customers want us to install these days !! :laugh:

I don’t think I’ll have all the protection in time for the Nabiac ride so I’m going to have to try and stay vertical on that one! :blink: :laugh:

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Well the train ended up over an hour late so unfortunately I didn’t have time to catch up with any of the Wauchope guys except Toes who picked me up.
Once we signed the papers over to me I was off and followed Toes to his place where he had his bike ready to go and offered to show me a back route to Kempsey, their was some twisty tar lanes and a few kms of dirt to get me straight into riding the Tenere.
I said goodbye to Toes and flew up the highway to STMs who generously offered me a bed for the night , with some of the best home brew I’ve ever had ( legend !)

My first impressions of the Tenere are good , it’s very easy to ride and once standing on the pegs doesn’t feel like a big bike at all. But the pegs will have to go , at one point I thought I might be standing on the brake and gear lever they were that skinny. :laugh:
Also the suspension bottomed out on any decent bumps but I know Tekniks will have that sorted in no time. On the bitumen it will cruise all day and is very comfortable. The only other thing was the side stand caught me out once with Toes at a petrol station were the bike almost hit the ground and again at STMs. It seems a bit unstable and wants to fold back up easily but thats probably me not used to it, time will tell

All in all I’m stoked and can’t wait for the ride home tomorrow! :woohoo:

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Hi Ev put me down mate, the only thing that will stop me is the Nabiac ride is around then but if it works I’m keen!

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micknmeld wrote:

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You could drop around here for a beer if you want to show it off. Enjoy the new ride mate!!

Cheers for the offer Mick I’ll see how I go for time the train is already 45 minutes late :dry:

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Not a chance toes I’ve already let Justin know that if you show up without me to keep the garage locked

I am riding back Mal but have the option of staying with STM depending on road conditions after the flood !

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Hi Ev
I got Journey to Hells Gate from Pitstop Bookshop online, they specialize in Motorsport books and DVDs , their isn’t much they don’t have !!

Nick

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Hi mate,welcome to Old Bulls good to see you here!!

As you would know I’ve been on a few rides with the Old Bulls now and everyone of them has been great fun.
Their are a few rides each year between yamba and wauchope and the riding is all top notch, the poker run and the Coffs ride were great and hopefully both will be repeated this year, their is also a pony express in Mt. Seaview and Boony puts on some good rides near Tamworth.
Hopefully we’ll catch up for a local ride soon , if it ever drys out !! How did you go with the floods , are you still cut off??

Cheers mate

Nick

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singletrackmind wrote:

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Detour is a top shelf operation by all accounts. The Dorrigo Express is their must do tour and hooking up a day fishing in Coffs is easy as.

I will be in a hospital ward watching a baby fall out of my wife around the time you plan so you can count me out.

STM

such beautiful words from an expectant father :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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I only know of Detour Hatto, they do have a good name too!!

Theirs always STM’s megatour , he’s not a bad bloke just keep him off the moonshine!!!

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Hi Hatto
I have heard good things about the Coffs Detour in particular the Coffs to Brooms head ride. I think Boris covers some of the trails we did on the Coffs ride in November.

Nick

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