[Nick JacksonMember]

Thought you wouldn’t mind a helping hand !!

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I rekon the mo is looking great Hatto!

[Nick JacksonMember]

On the eve of our anniversary my wife and I agreed that whoever woke up first in the morning should wake the other one with oral sex.

Come the morning I was up first so I slowly pulled back the covers……

and stuck my c#%k in her mouth.

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There r 2 eggs boiling in a pot,

one egg says ‘Ive got a big crack’,

the other one replies, ‘Stop teasing, i’m not hard yet!’

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BOLLOCKS wrote:

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I might have to borrow Boulders swag

Sleeping somewhere near Broken Hill are ya Bollocks!!?

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Coast to Corner?

Sounds like it will make a good T-shirt!!!

As we’re not supported I’m glad Bollocks and owl02 will be coming still ,

will we still be getting your blue eggs Gary??? They were gold

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Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with Mick when a lorry loaded with rolls of turf goes by.

Paddy says “I gunna do dat when I win the lottery”

“Whats dat” says Mick.

“Send me lawn away to be cut.”

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I hope your bringing some of that luck to Coffs boony!!

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Either way the trails are awesome but I rekon new rubber is essential!!

[Nick JacksonMember]

Think you’re having a bad day ? I’m a siamese twin, joined at the hip, my brother is gay & i’m not. His lover is coming over ……

& we only have one arse.

[Nick JacksonMember]

Brewing beer and drinking some that’s ready!!

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I hope the weather holds out , if not this guy had the right attitude to rain, hail then snow !

nothing would stop this adventure rider :laugh:

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Truckie arrives @ a whorehouse in kalgoolie after being on the road for 3wks, slaps $500 on the counter & says l’ll have the ugliest bitch u have & a burnt chop. The madam says sir with that kind of money u could have the hottest girl here & a 3 course dinner. Truckie says lm not fukn horny just homesick

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I told my new girlfriend my big dick was like a computer. She thought it was cos it had loads of ram and a huge hard drive?
The surprise she got when she found out, it was cos it was full of viruses!!

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Mr Blue wrote:

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Nickj wrote:

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I don’t get it Mr. Blue!! :dry:

it links into the other convo, I think the big joke is on the Aussie bike rider, Pivot Pegz are Aussie designed & made.

Sorry Mr. Blue I knew what you ment I was just using that low form of wit

Sarcastic pom!! :laugh:

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