[Nick JacksonMember]

Popping the cherry with Boony hey Pete

Your not the first mate

Nick

[Nick JacksonMember]

It’s got rego to around Christmas and is located near yamba northern Nsw mate

Nick

[Nick JacksonMember]

Happy birthday Hatto , hope its been a good one mate

Nick

[Nick JacksonMember]

singletrackmind wrote:

I was torn today as it looked like I would have to decide between solid clean surf or buffed singles. I made the right decision and did both :woohoo:
I spent the morning in the surf and then a solo mission after lunch around my local singles. Life is good!

STM

How were the singles ?? Anyone been clearing the debris ??

Nick

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Great RR Teza
I love the days you head out solo and find your mojo and a heap of fun with it :woohoo:

Nick

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I ran a mousse tube for a while and liked it but it was a cheaper brand and deteriorated very quickly , may have been the cheap lube , may have been the mousse ? But I could have got 4 tubes for the same price. If you get a mousse tube make sure you have at least 6 long levers as they can be a struggle to fit otherwise and you need to re lube the moose every 6 months.

My local area is rocky and has a lot of roots but with a Bridgestone ultra heavy duty tube I’ve never had a pinch flat.

Nick

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Difting ……..fail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpLJxysUjF4&sns=em

Nick

[Nick JacksonMember]

Have a good day Krusty , Nundle isn’t far off !! C’mon you know you want to

Happy birthday mate

Nick

[Nick JacksonMember]

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

‘Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?’ she asked.
They’re mating,’ her father replied.

‘What do you call the spider on top?’ she asked..

A Daddy Longlegs,’ her father answered.

‘So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?’ the little girl asked.

He replied, ‘No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.’

‘The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

‘Well”, she said, “that may be OK in New Zealand,
but we’re not having any of that shit in Australia.”

[Nick JacksonMember]

A man is walking behind his wife and says, “Baby your arse is so fat it looks like a washing machine.” The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bed time, the man is asking for sex.The woman says, “I can’t start the washing machine for such a small load. You’ll have to handwash!”

[Nick JacksonMember]

A mum is cleaning her son’s bedroom and finds a stack of bondage and fetish magazines.
She asks her husband what should they do?
He says don’t know but whatever you do don’t fckn spank him!

[Nick JacksonMember]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.

“Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!

TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They’re going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me …when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”

The wife stared at him. “What is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”

[Nick JacksonMember]

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, ” This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.”
The guy replies, “Hey why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and one at a time lays three hundred dollar bills on the bar, and says slowly: “Paint….My….House.”

[Nick JacksonMember]

Happy birthday mate , have a good one

Nick

[Nick JacksonMember]

Is that what your taking to the birthday ride mate

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