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great Photies there Russ! Looks like perfect conditions for a Rekluse clutch

Ollie

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NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, ‘As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little ‘ ral sex’ will do the trick & bring her out of the coma’

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife’s room.

After a few minutes the woman’s monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. ‘What happened!?’ they cried.

The husband said, ‘I’m not sure; maybe she choked.’

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That will teach you for getting up so bloody early :laugh: Although I was up at 5:30 dealing with puppy Doo doo :angry:

That made my morning thanks :laugh:

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Great report Kat Good to see you guys getting out their and having fun,conditions in the Wato’s are near enough close to perfect at the moment. BTW is Merlot still on the Gasgas 300?

Ollie

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Went riding with Gili in the southside Wato’s yesterday, had a bit of an explore, ended up going up Whitemans :ohmy: I think I pushed more than rode and did a heap more single track in reverse to what we usually do.After doing over 240 km last weekend and feeling pretty good after it and only doing 50kms yesterday I was completley knackered, we stopped into Ourimbah tall timbers hotel for a Primo burger and a beer to top the day off. Lost my bash plate on one of the trails if any one comes across it

Today I helped celebrate my daughters 14th birthday and repaired the new Pups dog house.

Ollie

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singletrackmind wrote:

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Great job Scott!! How much an hour do you charge??

Free to you mate :laugh:

Hey Scotty I have a little track that could do with that beast at Kempsey,as the boys will atest :laugh:

Wish they would bring somnthing out that would get rid of the bastard stuff once and for all :angry:

Ollie

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LC4skin wrote:

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Check this out Ollie and all the Gasser riders

Christophe Nambotin special 300

– Ohlins TTX fork cartridges
– Ohlins TTX shock
– Interchangeable cylinder head
– Renthal handlebars
– FMF muffler
– Gold-coloured frame
– Wave discs
– Crankcase protector
– Nambotin graphics
– ADR approval

Put that shit in your pipe and smoke it!

Looks the Bomb about $15200 on road and only 15 of 200 coming to Aussie, Graphics are a bit out there though :laugh:

Ollie

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Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians.
It’s called Trydixagen.

Ollie :laugh:

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Good work Holeshot The track is called the Scribbly Gum :laugh:

Ollie

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I just run 16 bikes down the one track! seems to work ok :unsure:

Ollie

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That helmet looks the Goods! are they a carbon/kevlar type?

Ollie

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Best roosting of a moderator, admin or site owner.

I reckon that’s a great idea, why dont you come along and demonstrate the whole concept

TB

Should of had that on Micks birthday bash :laugh: I would have won hands down :laugh:

Ollie

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hey Xr70 sure you wernt up around the Wauchope- Kempsey area on Friday driving a white Hilux ute? :laugh: maybe doing some recon?

Ollie

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Austblue wrote:

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Bugger again. I wonder, did they recommend anyone ollie? It’s a shame when such a good tradesman doesn’t have someone to take over.

Not sure Trent, I just recommended him to Mac

Ollie

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Trailboss wrote:

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Whats the story Ollie?

TB

Not sure mate, but Madmac rang them up with regard to repairing a sump plug on a Polaris Quad and they said they had shut down as he was retiring I think.

Ollie

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