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Trailboss wrote:

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Well done Eagle The Video doesnt do justice to how fast the boys were actually riding,nice power slide by Champo in that last one

Ollie

Yeah Ollie is it just me or do both AB’s and Champo’s TMs seem really crisp in the videos?

TB

AB’s bike has a tinnier note to it than Champo’s but it certainly isnt lacking in power. when Champo first went out his bike was fluffing really bad (actually dangerous on the doubles)so we raised the clip a notch and fine tuned it with the air screw which made it a lot better.Those TM’s do have some Kahuna’s but I think young Diddel was the fastest around the MX track (but not by much) on the old Gasser,must be youth :laugh:

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Well done Eagle The Video doesnt do justice to how fast the boys were actually riding,nice power slide by Champo in that last one

Ollie

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Yeh like TB says sometimes shit happens, but in Trents defence when you get in the zone sometimes you dont take in everything you should.and the little things can turn into big things.

Ollie

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Good looking ride there Chris But imsure in one of those photies theres an RMX and a XR ? They must be making them all very reliable nowadays we had about 6 different brands and not 1 mechanical failure,awsome stuff. Good to see Sutto out having a play

Ollie

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Cool Mate, Bollocks harden up :laugh:

Ollie

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WOW :woohoo: what a weekend, I had a great time,not only because of the trails which were in absoluteley perfect condition,but also getting to meet some more Old Bulls and put faces to names. Everyone there showed great comraderie and all was willing to lend a hand including helping me change a rear tyre,thanks boys not easy with a broken thumb. The efforts that everyone went thru to make it a successful weekend was awsome, a big thanks to the Kram man for driving all the way from Cresent Head with a ute load of Primo firewood and not even his bike as she was due for some unexpected maintenance. I wont do a ride report and I didnt get any photies ( i wish I had my camera on sprocket hill :woohoo: ) but here is a few of the highlights that come to mind.

1. Meeting up with the Tamworth boys with a big honey pot for me,just got to find me some Lesbians now :laugh:
2. Meeting young Diddel, he’s not the young upstart punk that he comes across as in his posts, he is a good fella and shows plenty of form on his Gasser and is welcome to come on any ride that I organise (even if he does have a huge head :laugh: )
3.The machine like process that was putting up the tarp :laugh: thanks TB good tarp can you get me one
4.Getting on the beers friday night,bloody dutch imported crap
5.The strange looks Kram and I got as we tried to find the BBQ meeting place :blush: very Suss!!! :laugh:
6. The sexual connotations directed towards Boony and a certain Border Collie :dry:
7. The boys enjoying themselves in the river after the ride.
8. Watching my brother Shano cutting some laps around the MX track, and then watching Champo and Diddel going for it,great stuff,someone got photies there?
9.having 18 of us riding in file up to orange grove Rd must of been a great sight
10. How good is the trails up near the Hut :woohoo:
11.being led by some local Enduro legends and charlie from Barrington motorcycle tours.
12. Watching the carnage on sprocket Hill!! best effort was Bollocks with the Dude a close second! :laugh:
13.The flowing unmolested uphills and super steep and long downhills ( boiled my rear brake a few times)
14.The mesh trails were fantastic and watching Boony clear a greasy slippery log and motor up the mesh
15. Holeshot nearly knocking over a small tree and able to get up and ride on,good effort mate
16. doing a head count and realising that we had Trent MIA :ohmy:
17. Diddel getting in contact with Trent on the phone and realising that he was OK, The night previous several stories of the local YOWIE and Bunyip tales caame up.
18. Having Neil take over sweep duties from the Hut back to camp and me be being allowed to let loose on the primo trail.
19.Getting back to camp and throwing down an Ice cold lemon drink,I drained my camelback 2 hours earlier.
20.everyone helping to clean up the camp site,knowing we left a good impression with the owners.
21.Getting home at 830PM and finally unpacking the Ute and walking upstairs at 930 completley knackered :S

A big thanks to everyone that came along and respected other peoples property,it goes a long way in my books.

Thanks fellow OB’s great weekend

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Murph, Henk and Sheltox (Neil) were the ones that went looking for Trent.

Ollie

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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided
to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here’s how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you..’ Then we made passionate love all nightlong.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word,
but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,

“What’s for dinner, Batman?”

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1. Two blondes walk into a building……….You’d think at least one of them would have seen it.

2. Phone answering machine message – If you want to buy marij*ana, press the hash key…”

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said “No, the steaks are too high.”

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!
The doctor replied, I know you can’t, I’ve cut your arms off

8. I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank. Proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it.

10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says I’ll give you some cream to put on it.

12. ‘Doc I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home’ That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.
‘ Is it common? ‘ It’s not unusual.

13. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?
Well, says the vet,let’s have a look at him, So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, I’m going to have to put him down.
What? Because he’s cross-eyed? No, because he’s really heavy

14. Guy goes into the doctor’s. Doc, I’ve got a cricket ball stuck up my backside. How’s that? Don’t you start.!

15. Two elephants walk off a cliff…boom, boom!

16.What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said “Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.”

18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It’s either my mum or my Dad,or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think its Colin.

19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other “your round”. The other one says “So are you, you fat bast**d!”

20. Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.

21.You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen.
It said, ‘Parking Fine.’ So that was nice.

22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, I’ve hurt my arm in several places The doctor said, Well don’t go there anymore

23. Ireland’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night’

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chris72a wrote:

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OMG all Hail sir sutto, good advice have to try the Baby Oil thing I’ve only ever used it for other things.

Yeh but your bum loves you for it!! :laugh: :blush:

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I think you need to have some sort of eye protection, My mate Henk not that long ago had to have his eyes scraped , the worst pain he has ever experienced, as you are riding the dust particles and debris in the air impact on the eyeball (like sandblasting). At the Cessnock ISDE another friend had a tiny pebble flick up off his front wheel and hit him in the eye,4 hours later in the Hospital and another 2 weeks off work turned out to be a very costly painful experience.

Ollie

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I use a fishing net to catch the little angry furballs around my place. I then drive them over to a an old Landlords place that I didnt see Eye to eye with and dump them there :laugh: He must have about 50 of them their now :woohoo:

Ollie

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Ok just got off the phone to Henk. He is a late riser and it looks as though the Sunday ride wont start till somewhere between 9-10 expect to do about 100km’s and get back around 2-2:30 in the arvo. I think it will be a good idea if your bike is a gas hog to carry an extra litre or so of fuel which we can put in at the gumleaf hotel. Im signing off for now and heading up I can be contacted on 0403985847 if needed.

see ya’s there

Ollie

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WAS? still is at my place!!

Ollie

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holeshot wrote:

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Hey Ollie,

Looks like jasper is going to have to pull out of Sats ride so i liked to go all in… camp,grub,ride both days the whole lot even the kitchen sink if there is space left.

PS Loving the oil filter.

Cheers.
HS

:laugh: :laugh: No Problemo Holeshot you must be hard core :laugh: Plenty of Space mate.

Glad you like the OIl filter mate hadnt had a bad word yet

Ollie

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