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Good onya Benjjy, Good place to come to get a few rides in, Diddel has a ride on Saturday if your keen,leaving early from the Pines.

Ollie

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Boony wrote:

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ollie I cant see calals 71 on the list,, he has been on the list from really early on in the thread???,, spoke to him yesterday and he is a definate,as are Billy,Bollocks and myself.

Boony

He is now Took Tiny off as he has A/C D/C tickets

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BUMP Ollie wrote:

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The List so far

1) ollie
2)Boony
3)Bollocks
4)Billy
6)Champo + 2 (not sure if Champo is still coming)
9)Murph
10)Smurph
11)calals 71
12)TF2
13)Shane (my Bro)
14)Gili
15)Bungey (another work friend)
16) Diddel
17) MickG
18) Austblue
19) Speedy
20)Kram
21) Superunit
22) Dude

reserve list
1)
2)
3)
4)
places filling fast. I hope to get a couple of locals as well so the total numbers will be around 25

This is the Map of where the campsite is. Hatfield park is a country cottage B&B it is directly across from where the campsite is and is owned by the good people who run the B&B.
Bob has about 50 tractors on the farm

Hatfield Park Country Home
Fosterton Rd
Dungog NSW 2420
Telephone: (02) 4992 1088

http://www.whereis.com/nsw/dungog/fosterton-rd#session=ODM=

http://maps.google.com.au/maps?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hl=en&tab=wl&q=fosterton%20rd%20dungog

Ollie

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These will make you laugh. —

SIX SHORT STORIES BY MEN!
ONE
I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, “Morning.” He said, “No, just taking a shit.
TWO
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.
THREE
My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, “Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!” She looked at me and yelled, “You did this to me, you bastard!” I casually replied, “If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, ‘That would hurt too much’.”
FOUR
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”
FIVE
I was walking down the road and saw my Afghanistan neighbor Abdul standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, “What’s wrong, Abdul? Won’t it start?”
SIX
My girlfriend and I were making love when she looked up at me and said, “Make love to me like in the movies.” So I turned her over on all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled out, flipped her back over and came all over her face and hair. I never saw her again after that night. I guess we don’t watch the same movies.

Ollie :laugh:

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The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an
administrative mix up the Pope went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to
Heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in
Hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error.
“However”, the clerk explains, “it would be 24 hours before it can be
rectified”.
Next day the Pope is called and Hell’s staff bids him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they
stop to have a chat. “Sorry about the mix up”, apologizes the Pope.
“No problem” replied Tiger Woods.
Pope: “I am really anxious to get to Heaven”
Tiger: “Why is that?”
Pope: “All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary”
Tiger: “You’re a day late

Ollie :laugh:

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I got in contact with Hollywood and he told me of another of his funny as creations. Now this had me in stitches :laugh:

Ollie

http://bigtrev.blogsome.com/2009/10/30/honesty-in-ebay-ads/

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Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly…
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,
‘Do you know what your asshole is doing while you’re having an orgasm?’

She replied, ‘Probably riding Dirt bkes with his mates.’

Ollie

:laugh:

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Rocket, I wear mine around the front and dont have a problem. I cant wear them around the back as it interferes with my Dainese body armour.

Ollie

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This is the Map of where the campsite is. Hatfield park is a country cottage B&B it is directly across from where the campsite is and is owned by the good people who run the B&B.
Bob has about 50 tractors on the farm

Hatfield Park Country Home
Fosterton Rd
Dungog NSW 2420
Telephone: (02) 4992 1088

http://www.whereis.com/nsw/dungog/fosterton-rd#session=ODM=

Hatfield park camping ground blackdot and arrow

Hatfield park Topo Red dot

Ollie

Go thru Dungog main street all the way go over a bridge,before you get to the train crossing turn left up Fosterton Rd. Travel about 6.5 Kays Hatfield park is on the left big sign directly opposite on the right is a gate that leads down to the river approx 400 metres away, follow the track around to the left and park up.
Dont park on Bobs Lucerne he gets cranky!!

Ollie

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Hatto Ive had a Kelly for about 3 years now and she is still going strong. I just give her a wipe over with some Lanolin every now and then and its all good.

Ollie

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Trailboss wrote:

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Ollie wrote:

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Sorry :blush:

Nah dont be people haven’t seen it and as I said its funny, who has the time to write it :huh: He had another one to that was funny.

Did you see the one from the guy in Wollongong that sold his life friends job everything he had etc ??

TB

hmm now thats an idea

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Sorry :blush:

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Who in their right mind would want to ride in the Wato’s in these conditions :blink: Good effort Mal for going as long as you have. I think I will do some garage time tomorrow.

Ollie

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micknmeld wrote:

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OK for those who dont know who that is, it is Tripper630. A XR630 pilot and a very close relation of mine.

Yeh he’s your Father, Brother and second cousin twice removed !! :woohoo: :woohoo: “Sounds of Duelling Banjo’s”

Sorry Tripper!

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Ive been on a ride with Mudrat with the Kato and it is a really nice bike no exspence spared. Yeah like Chris said this should sell fairly quickly

Ollie

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