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Good onya Old mate The swiss boys sure were passionate about their bikes. 750cc of ring a Ding Ding :woohoo: I think I cracked a woody :blush: Small world eh

Ollie

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This is is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year

old is.

They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather

the building materials for his home.

She read. ‘And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow

full of straw and said: ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that

straw to build my house?’

The teacher paused then asked the class: ‘And what do you think

the man said?’

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly…

‘I think the man would have said – ‘Well, I’ll be fucked!! A talking

pig!’

The teacher had to leave the room.

Ollie

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At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth recently, Kevin Rudd turned to the Queen and said: “As I’m the Prime Minister, I’m thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I’m thinking that it should be a Kingdom.”

The Queen replied, “I’m sorry Mr Rudd, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge – and you’re not a King.”

Kevin Rudd thought a while and then said: “How about a Principality then?”

To which the Queen replied, “Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince – and you’re not a Prince, Mr. Rudd.”

Rudd thought long and hard and came up with “How about an Empire then?”

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied : “Sorry again, Mr Rudd, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge – and you are not an Emperor.”

Before Rudd could utter another word, The Queen said: “I think you’re doing quite nicely as a Country.”

So True!!

ollie :laugh:

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The priest in a small village loved the rooster
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> He kept in the hen house behind the church.
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> One Sunday morning, before mass,
> He went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.
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> So he questioned his parishioners in church.
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> ‘Has anybody got a cock?’
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> All the men stood up.
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> Has anybody seen a cock?’
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> ‘No, no,’
> He said,
> ‘that wasn’t what I meant.
> Has anybody seen a cock that doesn’t belong to them?’
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> Half the women stood up.
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> ‘No, no,’
> He said,
> ‘that wasn’t what I meant.
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> Has anybody seen
> MY
> Cock?’
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> Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

Ollie :laugh:

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Confessions of a hooker:

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says ‘Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.

Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife’s eyes and says, ‘My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?’

She said ‘I don’t think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for New Zealand. . ….

Ollie :laugh:

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Bugger Off!! That tyre was a test to destruction

Looks like you had a good day Kylie good stuff mate

Ollie

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Boony wrote:

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TB

ive seen prettier melanoma’s

now that was
uncalled for spidy,,funny but uncalled for.

that reminds of something I said at Louee eh Spidy :laugh:

Ollie

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Funny you mention that long flat run Mick, on the way back to Krams place we came across two foriegn Lads from Switzerland one was on a Honda V twin transalp and had been doing a world tour. He had already clocked up over 260,000 untroubled KM’s. ol mate had also won the “rat” trophy from the rally.I was spewing because my camera had a flat battery and so we didnt get any Pics. Nice enough lads and he sure knew a lot about bikes. He was rapped that we stopped and gave him some local knowledge for some camping spots.

Ollie

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are you going to be there ollie or are you just winding up Puds

Just winding up Puddles :laugh: I am going to do a top end rebuild and regas the rear shock that weekend, sorry mate :unsure: My brownie points are at an all time low ATM.

Ollie

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Haven’t you worked it out yet ollie I really don’t want to ride with you :laugh:

Hmm looks that way doesnt it :blush: you wouldnt have lasted to long anyway Puddles, way to many stump holes in the Paddocks we rode through :laugh:

Ps sorry Bill for the Hijack :unsure:

Ollie

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Ktmrat wrote:

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Ollie how long are you around here for

heading back tomorrow mate

Ollie

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Puddles wrote:

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I am in Mate and I will line up Steve from Wingham and a few others, we just have to be careful that Puddles doesn’t hear about it :huh: :huh: :unsure: , he will want to come :laugh: :laugh:

Too late Rat. theres more chance of me turning up than you

Turn it up Puddles,what was that lame excuse you used today for not showing up for a ride :laugh: thats four now that I can think of,Dave has got nothing on you :laugh:

Ps you missed the best ride I have done all year, :blush: top gear whooped out plomer Rd, Croc infested Marshland,wide flowing sandy single trails, :blush: Hills,grassy Paddocks , simply awsome. The Ride that Kram and I did and plan to do another down the track was mind blowing good. Too bad you,Mick and Moose missed it.

Ollie

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G’day Mick, Tb

Done, see you tuesday Morning.

Hatto you could also have written C U Next Tuesday :laugh: :laugh:

Ollie

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You’ve won me. That and more can be the Friday ride. :woohoo: If we can sort it, we can cut Kempsey out and head bush near Kram’s, back into Maria State forest.
Got me thinking now…but that will be for a different thread.

Im sitting about 50 metres from the edge of Maria state forest as I type this

I will be taking Kram for a tour around the backyard tomorrow so he should be able to learn some new tracks

Ollie

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Can’t go wrong with a Murph ride.[/quote]

Murphs ride from Buttaba to the Bangelo’s and back was certainly a beuty all bloody Pumpkins except me :laugh: I went tits up in a creek, Moto’s muffler started falling apart even before we left Good ride and completley wasted by the time I got back to the Ute :blush:

Ollie

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