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  • in reply to: Puds Birthday ride #158748

    Dean
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    Didnt he leave his blinged out Kato at your place? With all that bling Chris has to be a suspect :laugh: Go check his airbox Bill :laugh:

    Ollie

    in reply to: Puds Birthday ride #158736

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    Bearxr4 wrote:

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    Micks on to it why didnt you ask the nth coast boys they will steer you in the right direction

    Cause they were the main Suspects :laugh: :laugh:

    nah boys all good eh, just goes to show mega dollar drug testing gear can still give shit results.

    Now I can rub my bosses nose in it and accept his apologies on monday for treating me like I was some Crim from Underbelly for the last week

    Ollie

    in reply to: Puds Birthday ride #158731

    Dean
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    Bearxr4 wrote:

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    If only you had asked me first Ollie i could have steered you in all the right directions,and theres still that Thirsty character to think about :unsure:

    He must of been on the gear :blink: look at his attempt(s) at fixing his tyre :laugh:

    Ollie

    in reply to: Jokes #158726

    Dean
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    Squirrel you are a funny little prick arnt you and I do mean little Prick. I know enough about women to get me into trouble,

    That was thought out quite well must have taken you ages furball,cant wait to see your mamma on the track,so I can dump the clutch on her head and turn her into blood and bone fertiliser :laugh:

    later acorn breath :laugh:

    Ollie

    in reply to: Puds Birthday ride #158725

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    Bearxr4 wrote:

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    Yeh Chris is a sus chareacter maybe you should have been looking at him mister coffee machine and all that :huh:

    You might be onto something there Bear :laugh:

    Ollie

    in reply to: Puds Birthday ride #158721

    Dean
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    Why do you think I only did the kids ride on Sunday :laugh: I was hanging for one of those coffee’s that Chris whipped up :laugh:

    Kram good stuff mate getting out with the young fella ;) He looked like he was having so much fun. Good to see mate

    Ollie

    in reply to: Jokes #158682

    Dean
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    Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

    * Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles.

    * Motorcycles’ curves never sag.

    * Motorcycles last longer.

    * Motorcycles don’t get pregnant.

    * You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.

    * Motorcycles don’t have parents.

    * Motorcycles don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

    * You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.

    * You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.

    * If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

    * You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.

    * If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.

    * Motorcycles don’t care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

    * When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

    * Motorcycles don’t care about how many other Motorcycles you have.

    * Motorcycles don’t mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.

    * New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don’t want to pay for them, you don’t get them.

    * If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.

    * If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.

    * If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.

    * If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don’t have to discuss politics to correct it.

    * You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.

    * You don’t have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.

    * You don’t have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.

    * You don’t have to convince your Motorcycle that you’re a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.

    * If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don’t have to apologize before you can ride it again.

    * You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won’t get sore.

    * Your parents don’t remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.

    * Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.

    * Motorcycles don’t insult you if you are a bad rider.

    * Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

    * Motorcycles don’t care if you are late.

    * You don’t have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.

    * It’s always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.

    * If your Motorcycle doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

    * You can’t get diseases from a Motorcycle you don’t know very well.

    Ollie :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Jokes #158678

    Dean
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    A young lady came home from a date rather sad. She told her mother, “He proposed to me an hour ago.”
    “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.
    “Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mum, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell!”
    Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”

    Ollie :laugh:

    in reply to: Puds Birthday ride #158667

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    kram140 wrote:

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    Phew. I’m glad I don’t have to go through that Ollie I’d be stuffed :woohoo: When are you coming up to some us some of your trails mate.

    Probably towards the end of the month mate,it would be perfect out there at the moment B)

    ollie

    in reply to: Puds Birthday ride #158648

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    micknmeld wrote:

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    That is good to hear Ollie,so it wasn’t the bunger after all. :laugh:

    No Mick not the drugs! But not to sure about the Alcohol :laugh:

    Ollie

    in reply to: After Market Fork Guards #158646

    Dean
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    Nah Drew,Eagle has the skills and hopefully the resources still to be able to knock up some CF stuff. Probably need a kevlar/CF weave for best results though Eags

    Ollie

    in reply to: Jokes #158635

    Dean
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    all I can see is a Bum :laugh:

    Ollie

    in reply to: Puds Birthday ride #157975

    Dean
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    kram140 wrote:

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    Ollie wrote:

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    Id say this may have been the cause :laugh:

    http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd239/micknmeld/DSC03649.jpg

    That’s right. Opium in your beer is an acquired taste :laugh: Good luck with the test mate ;)

    Just got the test results back :( :(

    All clear :woohoo: Thankfully,I didnt need that sort of stress hanging over my head.

    Ollie B)

    in reply to: After Market Fork Guards #158570

    Dean
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    EAGLE`02 wrote:

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    :P :P
    Get ****** :)

    You just don`t know how to ride it :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    The guards held up to the run in with the fence on the Caves ride :blink: , then let mw down after Louee :huh:

    I might make some carbon guards ,,,

    Whata ya reckon Ollie ???? :woohoo:

    Funny you mention that mate :laugh: well within your capability ;) Id probably look at Hatto’s suggestion though.Be easier and less stressfull.

    Ollie

    in reply to: Wato’s Basin Run 31-10-09 #158605

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    redders wrote:

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    murf – i’m new to the site and it would be great to join saturdays ride if its not full. i ride a 450 beemer and will hopefully be able to keep up with everyone!

    if murf isn’t going to have access to the site – can someone else let me know if its ok to turn up.

    cheers

    Redders you will be right mate, I cant make it but Murph is a good bloke and you will be welcome. Might be an idea to get to the basin a little bit earlier. Another BM B) someone that wicked can compare notes with :laugh:

    Ollie

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