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I am up for a ride on Sunday down the south end of the Watos if you want Scotty Probably start at Dunks Lane around 9ish. Could probably also hook up with the boys on Saturday from the Pines but Sunday is my prefered day

Ollie

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Trailboss wrote:

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There’s thousends of people that make stupid claims like this every single day

You mean like Ollie going fast?

TB

WTF! :blush:

I reckon the kays on the 6fitty are genuine Besides the Ashes I knew there was another reason I dont like POMS :laugh:

Ollie

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Yeh welcome back Bill, I will be up your way on the 19th I have a christening to go to on the Sunday. Might catchup with you then

Ollie

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LONDON LAWYER V GLASGOW COP

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgow cop says, ‘ Licence and registration, please.’

London Lawyer says, ‘What for?’

Glasgow cop says, ‘Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.’

London Lawyer says, ‘I slowed down, and no one was coming.’

Glasgow cop says, ‘Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.’

London Lawyer says, ‘What’s the difference?’

Glasgow c op says, ‘The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that’s the law, Licence and registration, please!’

London Lawyer says, ‘If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my licence and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.’

Glasgow cop says, ‘Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.’

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the sh*t out of the lawyer and says ‘Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?’

Ollie :laugh:

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A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, The Lord said :

‘Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.’

The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to New Zealand so I can ride over anytime I want.’

The Lord said; ‘Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.’

The biker thought hard about it for a long time. Finally, he said,

‘Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy’.

The Lord replied;

‘You want two lanes or four on that bridge? :laugh: :laugh:

Ollie

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Hello, is this the police?’

Yes it is. How can we help you?’

‘I’m calling to report my neighbour, Rangi. He’s hiding cocaine inside his firewood!’?

‘Thank you very much for the call.’

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Early next morning, police officers descend on Rangi’s house in great numbers.

They search the house and then go out to the
shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece
of firewood but they find no cocaine.They swear at Rangi and leave.

The phone rings at Rangi’s house.

‘Hey, Rangi, Did the cops come?’

‘Yeah!’

‘Did they chop up your firewood?’

‘Yeah.’

‘Happy Birthday bro!’ :laugh: :laugh:

Ollie

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What the hells a yzee!! :laugh: :laugh: bloody septics :laugh:

They do look good though

Ollie

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yeh Bruce, I know how good the Mitutoyo’s are guess Im just lazy :laugh: and the Aldi ones turnoff after 5 minutes of no use.

Ollie

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TB is right, honda put theor best engines in generators :laugh: :laugh:

and i might add, Aldi has the best meat….well they do in melbourne anyway, shits on coles/safeway/woolies

their steaks rock

Spidy your wrong :dry: best beef curtains are in ST Kilda :laugh: as for the meat you eat best by far are the Markets,now they are good

Ollie

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We dont even have one, thats how much we dont like them :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: What ever they are?? :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:

The sound of Duelling Banjo’s just came ringing in my ear :laugh: :laugh:

Good onya Boondog :laugh:

ps XY These welders have a copper core and are pretty damn basic(which is good)I have a $8000 dollar Lincoln for the good stuff

Chris the Cattledog on the website is for next week,the verniers will be in the shop tomorrow.

Moto – you suck ya Molebag :laugh: The Aldi tie downs are beuties and my bike hasnt come off yet

Ollie

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No Probs mate, comes with 1 year warranty I can honestly say I have never had a problem with the ALDI stuff,even to say that a lot of it is better than name brand stuff.

Ollie

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i saw the verniers in the aldi cat , that was going to be my next purchase.

They look the goods Gob, I have some Mitutoyo’s as well but couldnt be arsed buying a new battery :blush:

Ollie

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Cool mate You may need to do some calculations with your current draw though,im no leccy maybe someone else can point you in the right direction just in case PS I like the look of the old unit as well

Ollie

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Scotty I wouldnt be tempted putting a 100 watter in there,you may end up with a big blob of melted plastic, :ohmy:

I picked up a brand new Regina 520 “o” ring for $75 delivered a couple of days ago. $126 in the shops!

Ollie

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Rodger mate :laugh: it will Keep Taking Money :laugh:

Ollie

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