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Hey Murph,hows it going? can you PM me your address please I am keen to go.Gili rang me today and he has to be onboard his ship tomorrow so wont be a starter,apparently K Rudd and his Cronies will be there before they head off to towel head territory:laugh: How many K’s are you thinking of doing?

Ollie

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Yeh STM well done mate. I made a donation today as well and when I PM’d TB I told him of my Idea to supply some more seal savers for those who donate over $50 it was just an Idea,so for a limited time I will have to get busy and make some more.I do this at no cost to the site its just my way of contributing. I have met a heap of top people and been on and organised many rides through OBT,this site is gold Help support the site however you can,use the sponsors and let them know you found out about them through OBT.

PS hope to get on a ride up your way one day

cheers OllieB)

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micknmeld wrote:

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Great News!!! I have been out, hat in hand and have secured another MAJOR sponsor for the site.
Details will be revealed in the next week or so.
Another bike shop has indicated they would be very interested in supporting the OLD BULLS.
It will be especially good for the Suzuki snd Gas Gas camps,whether you ride in the MUD OR TAR.
There is a hint there as to who our new sponsor is.

Nice Going Mick;)

Ollie

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Austblue wrote:

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Done. Happy to throw some more further down the track also.

Karma Trent, you have done only one ride and have contributed already and will also contribute more later on,true Old Bull spirit,good onya mate

Ollie

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ECKS-Man wrote:

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Well I know two parts of stuff-all about suspension and all that, but I was watching the TBAM DVD the other day – the Hattah Desert Race bit. A KTM went past the camera and Lo and Behold hit a square edged bump and the thing nearly threw the bloke fair over the bars. I guess this is what you mean about the PDS, eh BC? Never seen it before, but it looked nasty! Other bikes didn’t seem to have the same problem at this point in the track… by which I mean non-KTM’s. Just an observation… I’m not anti-KTM as such, but thought it was interesting, that’s all!

I have seen it happen to- chasing my mate Dougy through the the Bush,he hit a square bump on his 08 300 EXC-e and it nearly pogo sticked him into the bush. I made him stop so we could have a play with his re-bound,which helped but still no cure. Bruce 4.1 Cortina – my very first car,memories,to much go for a 17 year old thats for sure:woohoo:

Ollie

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After our successful Anzac Bash Everyone who had a feed of snags gave me some coin, I think I came out about $10 in front;) I will also pledge this to OBT. Maybe worth considering in future trail rides.

Ollie

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Good onya TB,But there can be no doubt you were having a bite:laugh: :laugh: Have a good weekend on the NX;) As long as you are out there doing something is the main thing,not sitting at home around the box all day.

Sorry Shane for Hijacking the thread

Ollie

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Trailboss wrote:

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Ollie wrote:

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Thats not riding.Thats Commuting:laugh:

Ollie

You know what Ollie you would be narrow mined enough to believe that , its a great change of pace, its seeing great country and I get to find so many more riding places for future OBT rides, including pubs to stay and the likes . I feel for anybody that cant experience this with their partners and earn brownie points to boot :laugh:

TB

Gee Im getting sore shoulders for hanging onto this rod to hard,big Snapper on the end I reckon:laugh:

Rex

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Hey TB I am happy to Donate or Contribute in any way that I can to help the site continue to be a success.

Need any more wheel Chocks?

Ollie

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Thats not riding.Thats Commuting:laugh:

Ollie

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THIS ONES FOR MENACE:laugh:

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

A lady stood and walked to the podium.
She said, “I have a praise.

Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed.

The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.”

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor

Tom must have experienced.
“Tom was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain.

We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece

together the crushed remnants of Tom’s scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.”

Again, the men in the congregation were unnerved and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the

horrible surgery performed on Tom.

“Now,” she announced in a quavering voice, “thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors

say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.”

All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

He said, “I’m Tom.”

The entire congregation held its breath.

“I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum.”

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yeh mate dont know why I typed that it was just in my head for some reason,went down and checked the lube shelf and it was Penrite HPR gas 10, been riding two strokes too long.

Ollie :blush:

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Trailboss wrote:

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I am going back to my rum
TB

That explains a lot:laugh:

ollie

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yeah Im a definate maybe:laugh:

Ollie

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