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Gili is now a seagoing sailor I have got all of The School Holidays off so should be able to get a ride or two in surely

Ollie

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Moto wrote:

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Mate I would love too but still have my Mum and Nan over from the UK. They go home on the 4th April so how baout Sun 5th? I haven’t ridden with you in the Watties for ages…..

sorry mate,that will be hangover recovery day for me (probably you to if your mum and Nan are going back to the “Ol Dart”:laugh: ) I have a big wedding to attend in Narellan, another day maybe
my boy has just started his rugby again so sundays are going to be a bit dicey:unsure:

ollie

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Are you going for a ride ? If so I might be able to get off as well and go for a blast in the Wato’s

ollie

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Sounds like a good plan, would like to explore the wallsend side for sure. Have just completed a few good tracks,mostly single trail starting from Wishing well park,over to Muirs lookout cutrock rd then working back to the Pines then more Single track back to greens firebreak then down to wishing well again, about 70 K’s, Gili’s WR went onto reserve but the gasser still had plenty. Oh yeh and I was only going sloooow:laugh:

Ollie

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Congrats on the 100 posts puddlesB) and you havnt upset anyone for a whole month:woohoo: I will have to get back up for a ride with ya’s all soon. especially that single trail we went on Sunday with Ray past old Bottlebutt.

ollie

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yeh he is a worry:laugh: I thought my fishing reel would be screaming its tits off by now:lol: maybe not

Ollie

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Moto wrote:

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and have a couple of blokes I go out with. I also have a young whipper snapper at work
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So Moto how long have you been going out with blokes and being a ahhh “sugar Daddy “for :dry:

Ollie

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laserracer wrote:

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Thanks guys … Sorry to hear about ya mate husky610 shit 40 is way way to young to die:(

Cheers dean may be interested in ya drz is it a E..??:ohmy: but first job is to sell the yz

Dave the DR is the E model and can be fully registered,it has the digital speedo and all of the aformentioned bits of crap hanging off it. I really enjoyed riding it,yer its a bit heavier,but would not take much to get it sorted,I actually preferred it over my 04 WR450, doesnt do everything fantastic but it does everything well. If you were into doing some touring it would be perfect as it has racks and everything already. The WR250F would be a good choice if you wanted to get into the single trail, but at anything above a constant 100km/h would become tiresome, suppose different horses for different courses.The reliability of the WRF and DRZ is also among the best,I wouldnt even consider the RMZ/CRF/KXF/ktm F and I have a KXF250 too high maintenance. KTM300 or GasGas300 also good bikes and easy to ride,but really siuted to single trail or mx tracks.

cheers Ollie

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Husky610 wrote:

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keep ut safe mate, keep it sane. lad I knew kicked out yesterday from a hert attack, 40 yrs young.
Good to hear your still going. Take the DR option laserracer, laid back bikes that go anywhere, keep going anywhere.

Good to hear your still kickin dave You been drinking that DB crap again:laugh: Mate ya cant go past the DRZ,for a cruzy trailrider its great,I had a heap of fun on it wheelstanding up the beaches and chasing sheep:woohoo:

keep safe mate

and Karma for showing you truly do have some Ticker

Id be willing to sell the DRZ if the money is right though it is in Gisborne (i hope:dry: )

ollie

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Does anyone know of any good mobs that transport motorbikes interstate

Mills Transport at Yennora just transported my sold WR450 from sydney to Lismore for about $160 not interstate but close enough, pretty good price I think.

ollie

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It’s hell to get old…

OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘”Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,
“Well, doc, it’s like this–first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.. ‘Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. ‘We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too. First with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”
The doctor was shocked!
“You asked your neighbor?”
The old man replied, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open.”

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The Centrelink Office.

A long haired kiwi walked into the local Centrelink office to pick up his dole cheque.
He marched straight up to the counter and said,
‘Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing the dole. I’d really rather have a job.’

The Centrelink girl behind the counter said, ‘ Your timing is excellent, Sir.’
‘We have just received a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around
in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to
escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to
say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her
sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20’s and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.
located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary
is $200,000 a year. ‘

The kiwi plain wide-eyed, said, ‘ You’re bullshitin’ me! ‘

The Centrelink worker replied, ‘ Yeah, well. . you ……. started it.’

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A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, ……… ‘Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I’m awfully cold..’

‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight, …… let’s pretend that we’re married.’

‘Wow! …………………. That’s a great idea!’, he exclaimed.

‘Good,’ she replied. …………. ‘Get your own f-cking blanket.’

After a moment of silence, ………………….he farted.

The End

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Old Flame
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who This morning called ‘out-of-the-blue’ to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that ‘old magic’.

‘Wow!’ I was flabbergasted.

‘I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now’, I said, ‘I’m a bit older

and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don’t really have the energy I used to have.’

She just giggled and said she was sure I would ‘rise to the challenge’.

‘Yeah.’ I said. ‘Just so long as you don’t mind a waistline that’s a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone…everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!’

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, ‘I’ve put on a few pounds myself!’

So I told her to fu(k off. :woohoo:

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Scotty wrote:

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Bugger, too slow

Quick or the dead around here Scotty:laugh:

ollie

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