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Moto wrote:

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Pleased to hear your on top of it mate. Look forward to getting out and ripping again with you soon

to right mate,hope it starts to cool down soon,us old fellers have trouble in this heat:laugh:

ollie

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KTM Bull wrote:

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micknmeld wrote:

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Look fwd to it

Have you seen your story in the paper yet?

Yes the mrs just got home with the paper thanks owe you one for that mate

any chance of posting up or a link to that story Mick?
Its just that I get off on engineering ingenuity;)
ollie

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Trailboss wrote:

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if you need the brake in a emergency its takes time to get it moved, same as fingers over the brake lever.

TB

Front brakes are overated:laugh: especially going down bighills:blink: If you hear someone screaming their tits off behind you for f#$@ks sake move over,it will probably be me out of control not being able to stop:woohoo:

ollie

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Trailboss wrote:

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Whats doing with the Gasser gearbox mate? Hope its soon and as cheap as mine was?

TB

Cheers mate, The parts total is about $600,add a few hours labor as well at $65 an hour I might get in under a grand. Scotties dirtbikes in Melbourne are a bunch of champions and have helped me out heaps.

Hows this parts from the US were going to cost about $420 US they then wanted $149 US for postage:angry: (its a total of 6.5LBS) converted to nearly $900 OZZY dollars:ohmy: OUR DOLLAR SUCKS BAT!!

hopefully the engine will be ready next week,in the meantime I have a few little projects happening with Photies and a how to do story to follow (stay tuned)

ollie

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Hey Mike how much did you get the WR450 for? I will be advertising mine soon

ollie

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1. If you are over 38, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer.

It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have

spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the

Oprah diet…Faggot.

2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer–

it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate

touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just

think about how you call a dog… ‘Killer, come here! I said get your

arse over here, Killer!’ Now think about how you call a cat…’Bun-bun,

come to daddy, snookums!’ Jeeezus, you’re pitched, you’re so queer.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such

nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks

on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet,

or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking

lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man’s world is his toilet;

he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you’re as camp as a

row of tents. A straight man will never be heard ordering a ‘Decaf Soy Latte’.

If you’ve put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you’ve had a man there too.

6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colours or four different

types of dessert o ther than ice cream and custard, you might as well be

handing out free arse passes. A real man doesn’t have memory space in

his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or

you know what a ‘fressier’ is & nbsp; you’re gay. And if you can name

ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are poofter.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you’re dying to tune

a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to beep at a

slow-arsed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that

hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.

8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list because

you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge

on being an arse puncher.

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Guy says to his wife:

“What would you do if I won the lottery?”

Wife Replies:

“I’d take half and leave you!”

Guy says:

“Excellent! I had 3 & a sup….. won 10 bucks, here’s 5, now fu * k off”

Ollie :laugh:

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Ktmrat wrote:

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As far as a documentary on injuries….you guys would not believe me. I have had all the pins, plates and screws removed a few months after they were put in, because they all vibrated out with the riding,

MAte you should ask the doctors if they have heard of a product called loctite 243:laugh: its good stuff:laugh: :laugh:

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chris72a wrote:

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In a spur of the moment, rash decision, I bought my boat off a mate without asking the wife.
I towed it home and arrived after she was in bed asleep.
The next morning, I woke up in a mad panic trying to think of a way to break the news to her.
When she got out of bed I still had no idea what to tell her, so here is how it went.
Mick. “ Ian sold his boat yesterday”
Lessa “He did? How much for?”
Mick “$3500”
Lessa “ Geez that was cheap, you should have bought it!!”
Mick “ I did” With broad grin on my face.
Lessa. “What are you doing buying things without asking blah blah blah you %&*#@”
Mick. Now with smug look gone from my dial “But you just said I should have bought it”
Lessa “ I know I said that, but at that stage I didn’t know you had bought it, you bastard.”

Sometimes with women, you will never win.

Still to this day I reckon it was the best $3500 I ever spent!!

That is Gold Mick, Menace It’s all good we’re all pretty thicked skin around here.

Ha Ha Mick that is seriously funny shit:laugh: Ps did you get the engine sorted?
ollie

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Husky610 wrote:

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hope tomorrow is a better day, and hope you all get the rain you need.

yeah Mate after being on Holidays for 5 weeks and riding most days its hard to get back into it. just roll with the hits I guess:unsure:

have a good one

ollie

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I have seen the ball bearing trick done,you have to get the balls from and old race out of a tractor or a truck.although bearing shops may have them also.My bikes have mostly been two strokes so this method dont work,

ollie

Ps Dave thats 3 things youve learnt from me know:laugh:

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Mate I find the same thing when I go exploring around Kempsey,if you inadvertently go onto Private property and someone fronts you about it,take off your helmet,expose those big cow eyes:laugh: and explain your situation,more often than not they realise what you are about and will have a decent conversation with you.What pisses me off is dickheads who are to stupid to realise that their screaming up and down tracks on LOUD unregoed bikes is killing it for every one:angry: OH yeah and I hate thieving scumbags to,especially trail bike riding types.because we are so easily sterotyped,pisses me right off:angry:
PS yeah I had a shite day at work as well (eh Gili)

ollie

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you F@#%en P#$@K!:laugh: Nice report mate,I would be buying ol mate the farmer a slab,always good to keep on the good side of people like that eh

Ollie

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laserracer wrote:

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Thanks guys ..yep im gonna try and repair the old pipe doing the freezer thing ..heres hopeing i will keep it as a spare

Dave,I have tried the freezer trick bloody painfull and didnt really have much success. The other way is to get some industrial ball bearings the same diameter as the ID of the header,wack em in one after the other as they are forced thru the dents are pushed out;) Yamaha’s are renowned for doing the fork seals,the biggest problem with them is they dont have enough protection from the mud flying off the front wheel as the gaitors dont go all the way around.Neoprene should help if you clean it after every ride.

cheers Ollie

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Seems like a lot of OBT’s are suffering from injury lately:laugh: feet thumbs ribs knee’s but we keep coming back for more:laugh: My old man reckons we are nuts:woohoo:

ollie

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