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I have had a few bikes in the 38 years of riding.:dry:

The worst nastiest most evil bike of them all would have to have been my first 250 motocrosser it was a Yamaha MX250C It had an engine like an 80 on Viagara,it handled like a wheel barrow full of walruses,it didnt stop real well and scared the shite out of me. Although I use to love it because A. it was the first bike that I had paid for by myself (14 at the time)and B.the neighbours always use to complain about it :unsure: I was a rebel.It was sad to see it go,I sold it to a mate who grafted it into a YZ frame and he loved it,he used it to round up the cows:laugh:

ollie

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Hey Moto, I thought you were going to be getting fit this year? sausage rolls and curry Pies are a good start:laugh:

ollie

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Hey Dave that reminds me on Saturday,I got you a beuty eh

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I have no hesitation in filling someone in with roost,shit after all we are dirtbike riders not poncy tiddly wink players:laugh:

Best fill ins are cow pats and bull ant nests:laugh: :laugh:

ollie

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TONGUE TWISTER

A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.
He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says

to him, “Hey this is a coincidence; we both have black eyes, mind if I
ask how you got yours?

Other guy: “Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
hugest tits in the world was there. So, instead of saying ‘I’d like a
ticket to Pittsburgh’, I accidentally said ‘I’d like a Picket to
Tittsburgh.’ And then she socked me one.”

First guy: “Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table
and I wanted to say to my wife: ‘Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties’ But
I accidentally said: ”You ruined my life you fuckin’ bitch!'”

ollie

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micknmeld wrote:

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No Ollie, but I did get the Mongo arse on back fender,eyes as big as pool balls,front wheel lander combination jump that you had mastered by the end of the day

Bad habits are hard to overcome I guess:silly:

ollie

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Ktmrat wrote:

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Thats the ones that go! there is a few more that are lost in the shed some where as its 30mx15m and a storage shed of 25mx7.5m and keep un earthig bikes i forgot i had

Gyday Bull,welcome to the forum mate,what did you think of the ride on Saturday?
Dave told me about your cooling system mods to the little Kato :woohoo: hope all goes well.

PS you definatley beat me with the amount of bikes in your sheds.:laugh: like I have said before: some people do drugs and alcohol I collect bikes.same as you I guess?.Rollands plains is a great area been there a few times when my old man use to drive log trucks.

cheers Ollie

Liar Liar Pants on Fire

you do all three Ollie, Drugs Alcohol and Bikes

(have I ever told you I love you Ollie:blink: )

I dont need drugs or alcohol god is my High…..shit wrong forum sorry:blush:

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micknmeld wrote:

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I think I have some pics of your boys jumping the finish straight Table top somewhere Dave. I will have a search later.

Hey Mick,did you get that one of me doing the heel clicker/whip combo on the finishing straight tabletop.I did it at Daves MX school but he was busy with one of the other students at the time and missed it.:laugh:

ollie

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TRY KTM BULL:laugh:

I think ebay would be your best bet for spares. I once had an IT175H wow what a machine it easily kept up with the Pentons and SWM’s with a reiability that was unheard of.

Pity they didnt stop:ohmy: I still have permanant scarring from cartwheeling one down a Nulla monster Hill:laugh:

ollie

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KTM Bull wrote:

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Thats the ones that go! there is a few more that are lost in the shed some where as its 30mx15m and a storage shed of 25mx7.5m and keep un earthig bikes i forgot i had

Gyday Bull,welcome to the forum mate,what did you think of the ride on Saturday?
Dave told me about your cooling system mods to the little Kato :woohoo: hope all goes well.

PS you definatley beat me with the amount of bikes in your sheds.:laugh: like I have said before: some people do drugs and alcohol I collect bikes.same as you I guess?.Rollands plains is a great area been there a few times when my old man use to drive log trucks.

cheers Ollie

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That’s not good mate, what are we going t do without you?? I’ll update the list if you’re sure….

yeh Moto thanks mate,give someone else a chance to go on what will be a fantastic ride.

ollie

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Trailboss wrote:

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Not good Ollie, do you know why the chain came of in the first place?
You still on holidays up there are you? What a life, lol :laugh: good on ya, see you at the Hillend ride and good luck with the Gasser.

TB

Noticed the chain was a bit loose at Swans crossing but not to bad, I did adjust it the nite before during my preps.

Still on Holidays until the 27th,but have a lot of shit to sort out.(missus still not happy about buying the DRZ whilst in NZ:blink: )

I am now a no show on the Hillend ride:( sorry Boyz) but I have to do another trip up the coast that weekend.(not bike related)

ollie

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micknmeld wrote:

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Just spoke to Ollie on the phone, they got the Gasser to the Comboyne turn on the Oxley highway and went and got the ute as he wasn’t game to ride it at 10kmh on the highway. No verdict yet as to what is wrong with it. They weren’t noises I would like to hear coming from my bike.:unsure:

great ride boysB) thanks for the big effort put in by all of the northcoast chapter.I know what goes into one of these rides. awsome job.
I pulled the engine out of the bike yesterday and delivered it to Macleay motorcycles for a strip down,Got the dreaded phone call this arvo (great service boys )

When the chain derailed it instantly locked up the gearbox,I was in third at the time rounding up the 4 stroke gasser, the shock loading on third gear and the driven gear was extreme which caused a couple of teeth to sheer off the cogs:ohmy: This has not been heard of on a gasser before as the gearbox is a very sturdy unit
maybe Im just hard on bikes:dry: still have to find out what it is going to cost me,I will be happy if it is under $500. Labor is $65 an hour which is reasonable.
will let you all know the outcome when I find out.
BTW I also handed out a wad of the OB flyers:P just doin my bit

ollie

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Trailboss wrote:

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I don’t understand this :huh: , I mean I understand buying a bike because you like the look of it , and I understand buying aftermarket plastics to protect originals but the same colour to keep that look you liked when you bought the bike, multi coloured?? Jury is out with me on black panels etc, but each is for their own of course. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder for sure

TB

Whoa! sweet looking VeeDub!

ollie

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ive heard it done before,but in my opinion when it comes to something that protects your engine especially the titanium valved 4 strokes why chance it with something that is meant to be eaten or cooked with.:blink: I dont think I would consider doing it,a litre of Motorex filter oil costs about $30 that will last me at least 6-9 months maybe longer.

ollie

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micknmeld wrote:

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I have known her for a long time. Her husband can fight like a thrashing machine so I have never gave it much consideration if she is a good sort or not. And if I did think she was a good sort would I be silly enough to broad cast it on the internet…LOL

nicely worded mate:laugh: very articulate and politicaly correct.BTW I have 2 tyres to change tomorrow as well:laugh:

ollie

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